Angry one


an “angry one” is a an aggressive w-nk where one thinks very bad thoughts about a person of the opposite s-x in a bid to ejeculate in record time.

care must be taken not to inflict injury on one’s own member.

often the mental scenario will include a female partic-p-nt whose beef curtains will never be encountered by the beater of the meat.
a: hey, look at that girl over there, her t-ts are awesome
b: indeed they are
a: well, i hear she’s so rude she lets you f-ck her up the trumper on the first date
b: {disappears behind nearest tree and fires off an angry one whilst picturing himself being the star of the aforementioned c-ck/-ss situation}

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