impaler’s hot pot
when you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and sp-nk smoothie that drips from her fl-ng- like a leaky tap. results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.
it was hot in the house and she was on her period so i gave her an impaler’s hot pot.
when you have s-x with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and sp-nk stew (the hot pot)
“i shouldn’t have had s-x with you last night, we ended up getting an impaler’s hot pot!”
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