Jacknipple Cruise
pouring jack daniels on your significant other’s chest and make motorboat noises in the pools of jack daniels that have formed.
easiest to do in belly b-ttons.
one day, 2 midgets decided to dance the dance of a thousand years. they performed the right of the midget biggen-ing and had dinner, with a goat. they then jacknipple cruised long into the night.
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