jaffa cakes
a small round cake (not biscuit, as biscuits have vat) with orange squishystuff and chocolate on top. coverted by small children who refuse point blank to eat the cake and just eat the top >_< hmmm i sure could eat some jaffa cakes...but the d-mn kids ate them all! the most addictive biscuits in the world! they are a small cake that is topped with orange, then chocolate. they (apparently) only contain 1g of fat per jaffa cake(yeah right) but still, once you taste them, i swear - you will get hooked!! footballers like ferdinand (england) like to eat them on the pitch because they can give you a boost of energgy quickly. now they come in lots of flavours lime, lemon, raspberry... yummmmmm woman; do you know there is only one gram of fat in a jaffa cake? woman 2; so wot??? when you decide to eat the whole packet, it's not going to be 1 gram then is it? you'll end up looking like fat b-st-rd if you keep telling people that! some 1 who has ginger hair but has dyed it brown, this is the stage inbetween colourings wen the ginger starts 2 grow through! 'oh my god look at shauns jaffa cake' an act of -n-l romance. see also b-m s-x jane joyously but nievely accepted the nice gentleman's offer of a jaffacake. "maybe i could interest you in a jaffacake?" someone who is a bit of pr-ck what a f-cking jaffacake street talk for a hand job bob's mate asked him if he wanted a jaffa cake and bob got a pleasant surprise. bob's old buddy pulled his trousers down and gave him a jaffa cake. jaffa cakes .. adult slang word for s-x originating in the oldbury area of the west midlands (england) ''to be used when refering to s-x when there are children around'' hi meg you fancy some jaffa cakes ?? meg likes jaffa cakes for breakfast !! matt prefers jaffa cakes for supper !!! 1 2 next › last »
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