Jairin
the s-xiest man on the face of the earth. a sweetheart, romantic, and gentleman. strong and caring. he wont deal with the bull sh-t and trouble is nothing new to him. jairin’s love messing with the cops and running away from them most jairins like brown hair girls because they arent all about the bullsh-t. good matches for jairins are chelsea, jessicas, nicoles and the occasional kayla. watch out cause once you get a jairin your life will never be the same
“d-mn i saw the hawtest guy”
wow he can’t be a jairin
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