Jasmine Hanson
someone who loves to shoot people with rubberband guns, drive around to nowhere, send pictures of half naked soccer stars, buy ice-cream and date dumb boys. :d
may or may not get angry if you tell a lie.
will definitely love you forever if your name is enrique iglesias, cristiano ronaldo or david beckham 🙂
ashley: hey i really need a picture of a half naked hot guy!
jasmine hanson: oh i got the goods, don’t worry!
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