when you find a gem like no other gem and you let her know it because she’s worth keeping forever.
typical m fearlessly leaped while b cannon-balled as they decided to jump in the pool together.
lifie is a type of selfie that is taken every day to keep record of your life. have you already taken your today’s lifie? i must take today’s lifie.
when you are playing baseball and you’re up to bat, you bunt the ball so amazingly that it hits the pitcher and as a result; you j*zz in your pants. “dude, did you see justin’s buntk*m at the game yesterday!?” “naw man i missed it” “it was great! you could see the stain in his […]
- d*ck tower
take the average size of a p*n*s (5.5″) and multiply it by the number of men you have had s*x with. if you would hurt yourself jumping off of the d*ck tower then you my friend, are a sl*t. “jane would die if she jumped off of her d*ck tower “
- footlong at subway
a foot long at subway is a 12 inch sandwhich that people enjoy buying. this term however has been con notated with s*x after the $5 foot long commercial which implies you can buy a foot long p*n*s for $5 imma go to subway and get a footlong at subway and then go home to […]