lifie is a type of selfie that is taken every day to keep record of your life.
have you already taken your today’s lifie?
i must take today’s lifie.
when you are playing baseball and you’re up to bat, you bunt the ball so amazingly that it hits the pitcher and as a result; you j-zz in your pants. “dude, did you see justin’s buntk-m at the game yesterday!?” “naw man i missed it” “it was great! you could see the stain in his […]
- d*ck tower
take the average size of a p-n-s (5.5″) and multiply it by the number of men you have had s-x with. if you would hurt yourself jumping off of the d-ck tower then you my friend, are a sl-t. “jane would die if she jumped off of her d-ck tower “
- footlong at subway
a foot long at subway is a 12 inch sandwhich that people enjoy buying. this term however has been con notated with s-x after the $5 foot long commercial which implies you can buy a foot long p-n-s for $5 imma go to subway and get a footlong at subway and then go home to […]
- throbbing d*ck
the state of a p-n-s when a male has been watching p-rnography for over 10 minutes but hasn’t touched his d-ck in at least 5 leaving more blood in his member than his brain “yo man, my throbbing d-ck was so hard last night i almost p-ssed out.”
f-ckin’ lit; radical dude; that was sick “dude, that kickflip was leefnard!”