Keydral
is a type of leprechaun in irish folklore, usually taking the form of an old man, clad in a pants suit the same color and tone of his skin. a kedral has a constant, ever present triangular shaped smile and enjoys partaking in mischievous activities and eating anything with a similar shape to his mouth hole.
son: “oh look over there at that leprachaun!”
dad: “no son that is a keydral, look at the way he is smiling.”
dad and son look at each other with the same triangular mouths.
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