king of the jungle
1.during a p-rnographic film, when a male -j-c-l-t-s on a girl’s, or multiple girls’, br–sts and/or face.
2.blowing a hot gooey load all over a dirty sl-t.
dude, your mom was over last night, and she loved it when i performed the king of the jungle on her face.
1. a lion
2.when you are t-tty f-cking a girl then c-m on her face.
i owned that b-tch with a king of the jungle
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