labour (birth)
the act of a woman pushing a small child the size of a watermelon out the whole the size of a lemon. males can help with the pain during labour by gently (i prefer roughly) rubbing the v-g-n-
warning: this will make the woman -rg-sm and will let the baby slip out easier. don’t overdo it or she won’t f-ck you again
oh no! she’s going into labour (birth) , i must help her! -lies her on the bed and roughly rubs her inner v-g-n– you like that? is it helping the pain?
woman: oh yeah! keep going! i wanna f-ck you right now!
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