Lazytown
a show for small children that is stupid yet enjoyable for us older children/adults (i highly doubt there are any kids on this site, but still…). i know nothing about this show other than it has the most catchiest songs you will ever hear on a youngster’s program. especially “you are a pirate”. (yes, that song you love is from a child’s educational program.)
“yar-har, fiddle-dee-dee!
being a pirate is all right with me!
do what you want ’cause a pirate is free!
you are a pirate!
yo ho, ahoy and avast!
being a pirate is really bad-ss!
hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
you are a pirate!”
“robert: yo, did you watch lazytown last night?
tim: watch what?”
the most awesome show on earth, starring magnus scheving (six-time european champion gymnast, entrepreneur of the year and an icelandic citizen) as sportacus, a guy in blue spandex who pwns robbie rotten’s b-tt every time he tries to make lazy town lazy.
also includes stephanie, an eight-year-old who sings better than your mom and wears all pink and has a questionable relationship with sportacus which includes a lot of hugging and sharing personal secrets, ziggy, a superhero in training who eats too much candy and has leet ninja skills, stingy, who has a car and is like seven, pixel, a h4x0rm45t3r who has a crush on stephanie and trixie, who isn’t in a lot of the episodes.
has the best songs in the whole entire universe.
no-one’s lazy in lazytown!
a show on nick jr. whose primary purpose is to educate young children on being fit. the main character is an 8-year-old girl with pink hair played by a 14-year-old girl without pink hair.
man, that chick from lazytown is so hot, i would hit that in a second.
one of the most annoying and yet somehow enjoyable children’s television programs currently in existance.
it contains several overly-athletic icelandic actors (i’ll call them actors for the sake of the definition), an overly-gymnastic pink-haired child-thing and several scary as f-ck puppet things.
needless to say, the star of the show is in fact, the bad guy. robbie rotten is actually amazing. it’s true.
also, it has one of the most catchy techno-esque theme tunes i have ever heard.
“bing bang diggly dong
first thing that i say after i wake up
bing bang diggly dong
i say those words before i go to sleep…”
“oh g-d, lazy town’s starting…”
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