a dude’s name. doesn’t know how to crump, but still judges you. wishes he was a s-x god. he will babysit your computer for you.
there’s matt, what a basic b-tch
ancient greek translation for “eternal s-x-god”. it is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform s-xual acts for long periods of time. men posessing this name are also well endowed.
girl 1: i wish my boyfriend was a matt
girl 2: oh you poor thing
an attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. when you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.
becky- ‘i dont understand, we had so much fun last week! why hasnt he called?!?’
jessica- ‘i told you that guy was a matt. you should have listened to me!’
an extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a s-xy beast. throughout history, matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. the ‘matt’ are often popular due to their social adeptness.
girl 1: hey, did you see that new movie 300? it was kick -ss.
girl 2: of course! it was like a movie of 300 half-naked matts!
a matt (or just mat) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. with their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it’s hard not to fall for them. they are different, in a beautiful way. even though they’ve had a bad past, you’ll never know it. they are really strong people, and they change for the better. they are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. they like to look good, and dress well. handsome, and charming. very successful at life, make great dads. known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. matt’s come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. they’re not popular, but not a loner either. friends love them, and guys want to be him. they have a really laid back att-tude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. if you have a matt, don’t let him go. none other compares.
look at that matt over there. he’s so handsome.
commonly used as a male name, and can also be short for “matthew”.
example #1: my name is matthew, but call me matt!
example #2: i named your baby boy matt.
a guy who grabs his female best friend’s -ss because he knows he can get away with it.
i can’t believe my buddy just pulled a matt!
he is handsome, intelligent, fun, funny, charming and sweet. he also has the most incredible eyes i have ever seen in my life, you can lose yourself in them. once you get past the eyes, he has these kissable lips to die for and he sure knows how to use them! i am always starving for more.
matt is this amazing guy. his heart is full of so much love. once he lets you into his heart there is no escape. if you are that lucky person to get captured, make sure you never let go because he is everything you will ever want.
matt completes me in more ways than one.
- Maui Style
a s-xual position where the woman rides the man on a couch and leans back and places her hands on the coffee table. my wife and i got back to the hotel room after hanging out at the pool all day. she started riding me on the couch and then it turned into full-blown maui […]
meleah is generally the name of a basic girl. she may look amazing and seem kind, but her basic-ness stops all room for leveling up, leaving her forever basic otherwise known as infinibasic. no meleah. i don’t want to listen to lil john. the hottest chick to ever walk the planet. she is so awesome […]
- Michael Wayne
a born loser at everything except manipulating. usually addicted to drugs of several types at once. incapable of decency to any degree. will be found living off a woman. spends time cutting himself and scheming as to always keep a new victim in sight. usually very abusive and hung like a gnat. rarely bathes and […]
- Mike Kanashi
a facebook user from the community which sh-tposts various sad, s-xual and funny statuses. “did you hear about that mike kanashi guy?” “yeah! apparently he f-cked his own dog!”
- Milwaukee Meatgrinder
a s-xual move in which a man’s s-xual partner turns his p-n-s like a crank while he defecates. this process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name. i gave jeff the ol’ milwaukee meat grinder last night! this is a terrible terrible s-xual act which involves murdering one’s partner. […]