light boy
the name of a guy that is a suspected h-m-s-xual but not confirmed yet. everyone nows that he is but he hasn’t come out of the closet yet so the people around are being nice and trying to get him out to people.
devon: hey are you inviting that f-g to the party?
josh: yeah, everyone said that it would be nice…”hey, light boy you’re invited to my party”
ricky(light boy): oh my god really!!!
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