Lorence
lorence n. – a guy who is extremely funny and irresistable to all women. who has a huge p-n-s. you either want to be him or want to be on top of him.
lorence v.- it is fist pumping motion, usual done at big gathering with booming music.
fact: 53% of all party that are shutdown are because of the lorence
wow “omg” its lorence.
i want a guy like lorence.
lorence is the father of my eight kids
a bizarre bird with long feathers atop his head, band tees (rarely washed), and a pet bobcat. he can be found regularly on the social media site “youtube” creating anti-religious videos and the occasional “love is a pie chart” vid. overall chill, just bring ear plugs for the pirate metal.
what is this, pirate metal? gosh you look like a bird, you must be a lorence.
Read Also:
- lostbooking
lostbooking is when someone is reliving lost (or watching it for the first time) and constantly pausing it to update facebook statuses regarding the emotional rollercoaster that they are on. this is often followed my lost veterans or other fanatics commenting and starting a whole thread that ends up going off topic person a: (on […]
- Exemplary Man
the male protagonist of any action or science fiction movie, who is mysteriously competent at everything, seems not to feel pain, and saves the lives of everyone ever. “wow, i really thought the world was going to end that time.” “really? i wasn’t even worried. i knew exemplary man could save us despite the apparently […]
- extripate
1. to cry, sympathize, or feel with one or more feminine qualities. 1. if you extripate one more time, i swear to g-d you’ll be raped so hard you’ll regret being the p-ssy that you are!!!
- Earnalism
coined by the web site earnalism.com. earnalism is the concept of things that surround the practice of journalism. from salaries of media members, journalists depicted in movies, television, and general popular culture, and essentially the lifestyle of a journalist. an earnalist is someone who studies and/or practices the concepts of earnalism. he’s really taken up […]
- Destiple
a destiple is a fan of the lead singer of the rock group r.e.m., michael stipe. these fanatics are so devoted to the lyrics (however indecipherable) written by michael stipe, that they worship him like he was jesus or something. they often wonder what he’s really like – since they’ll never know – and delight […]