love sticker
also know as a love bite or a hickey,
what is given after sucking a part of the body (neck, chest, etc.)causing the blood vessels to break and leave a bruise.
it is really a way for insecure people to prove to everyone else that they are in a s-xual relationship.
person 1: -points to neck- “alex, look what cary gave me, a love sticker!”
person 2: “oh, how cute ….you gave your vacuum cleaner a name!”
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