when a lubed condom pops and hits your face.
we where in the bathroom and the condom popped, i got complete lube face.
- accidental douchebag voice
adv for short. male equivalent of a “rbf” or resting b-tch face. could be the sweest and most genuine person you know but sounds just like a douchebag. poor johnny, he’s always getting misunderstood cause of his accidental douchebag voice (adv). yeah, thomas has severe adv. he got punched once just cause of his accidental […]
(adj) – used primarily to describe something h-lla fire and/or lit – can describe an event that greatly exceeded expectations – something mind blowing or maddd sickkk would def be channey -used primarily in the northeast, replaced only in boston by the word “wicked” “yo, did you see we gotta a snow day” “that’s freaking […]
- c*nt pocket
the v-g-n-; usually already pre-stuffed. “excuse me, ma’am. i need to search your c-nt pocket before you board the plane.”
- thick pencil
a fat girl who has no curves but is still to big to wrap your arms around “hey man did you see sam at the party last night?” “yeah dude she’s a total thick pencil” “haha ew”
- mossy sloth
when a girl smears her vag all over your p-b-s. i wanted a mossy sloth but she said that costs extra.