Margarine face
a face that is ugly due (at least in part) to the use of plasic surgery. whether in an attempt to correct flaws or just to improve a decent face, sometimes the use of surgery causes recipient to have a margarine face.
person 1: did you see what kathy griffin did to herself?
person 2: i sure did. before, she wasn’t perfect or nothing, but now she’s got a margarine face.
a female with an attractive body, but a “marginally” attractive face(hence the use of the word “margarine”). a margarine face is a female whose face barely exceeds the minimum requirements for an attractive face, as not be ugly. a margarine face is slightly more attractive than a b-tter face, as a b-tter face has no facially attractive features whatsoever.
i saw a girl with a great body the other day, but her face wasn’t all that attractive. she was a total margarine face.
a girl/woman who would normaly be considered a b-tter face but only has half of nice body but still has a considerably unattractive face. this could be a girl with a nice -ss and small t-tties or vice versa.
“dude, that girl is such a margarine face… huge t-ts but no -ss or face.”
when the face of a woman is actually the most attractive part of her. this is the opposite of b-tter face, in which everything about her is hot but-her face.
dave: i met with the girl from mysp-ce finally.
steve: oh how did that go?
dave: not so good, she was a total margarine face, now i know why all her profile pictures were of just her face. she had mad cankles.
as opposed to a b-tter face–a girl with a hot body but an ugly face–a margarine face is a girl with a hot body, but an average face. a margarine face is better than a b-tter face because margarine is not as bad for as you b-tter.
dude, i was walking behind these two girls on the sidewalk and they had the most amazing -sses i’ve ever seen. but then i saw their faces. the girl on the left was ugly as sin. total b-tter face! however, the girl on the right wasn’t as ugly, so she was a margarine face.
a female with a gorgeous body, but a face riddled with acne and oil.
she better take care of that margarine face before the swimsuit compet-tion!
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