Mark of the Geek
when their right hand has a red spot from it laying on the mousepad too long and their left hand has a red line from it laying on the edge of the keyboard too long, usually a sign that they have been playing an rpg game too much.
guy 1: …hey. -tired-
guy 2: you look horrible! have you been up all night?
guy 1: no…
guy 2: let me see your hands. yep, you have the mark of the geek, you’ve been up playing that rpg game!
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