masturbatorily
knowing and perfecting the essence of what is masturbation, and/or beating off.
“i’m masturbatorily gifted. i can beat off anywhere, with anything, at any time.” “even though billy is 45, he can beat it like beckham.”
“dude’s masturbatorily gifted.got mad meat skills.”
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