Mattias
a tradional scandinavian name, originating from the bible. despite its popularity, it is little known that the name means ‘tax collector of yahweh’. people who go by this name tend to have sensitive dispositions, but are worth the patience.
virtues include intelligence, pleasant facial features, high levels of charm and occasionally long blonde hair resembling that of their viking ancestors. mattias will have a sound sense of perspective, and realise the important things in life, as well as having a profound level of communication, both written and oral. has a congenital tendency towards geekiness.
“that mattias clubbed me over the head with his axe yesterday. i didn’t really mind, he’s kinda cute.”
a guy that’s very sweet with his girl. he’s verry charming, also can make a girl easily fall in love with. likes to walk around without a shirt. usually brazilian or a spaniard. verry fit, & hot. also very smart in some subjects. s-xy.
maria: “who are you dating?”
kaila: “mattias”
maria: “mattias?! woah. i would love to date a mattias !!”
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