Metal Fan


1. somebody who likes the music of the ‘metal’ genre of music.

2. a device used for cooling, usually oneself. metal fans tend to be more of the industrial variety, i.e. larger and more powerful.
i’m a big metal fan. i like the cl-ssics, like led zepplin, black sabbath, motley crue, but new stuff as well, like wolfmother and children of bodom.

i’m a big metal fan, too. -spin- -spin- -spin-

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