you f*cked up, typically causing damage of property. generally resulting in ridicule from close friends.
my sister totaled her car, she miffed it.
- pulling a bryan.
when you’re hitting it from the back and you pull out to far and slide right in her *ss hole. i was f*cking hannah last night and ended up pulling a bryan.
scared beyond the comprehension of your surroundings the man was behowled, lost in the dark forest.
(adjective) an intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an *sshole. often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong. as if the argument with kevin after the staff meeting wasn’t fun enough, his d*ckt*tious account of of it up the chain of command scored me […]
a person that works with food b*tch you better eat this imma foodologist and you finna eat the food i created….