not very subtle code for white people
my golf resorts are membership only; you know, for the milk people
the dude that is just plain the g.o.a.t or greatest of all time aye it’s taofiq doing that awesome backglip.
- mylena dingus pounder
a person who is considered a dingus by acting goofy or awkward and has the minimal intelligence to be be considered a dingus malingus, yet they are super cute and a high school graduate. “woah whah that chick is such a dingus, she’s reading that book upside down!” “nah bro thats a mylena dingus pounder”
- a rat c**n
they are a c–n but a rat c–n see the difference is this rat c–n is f-cking r-t-rded and thinks they are cute hey that’s a c–n no that’s she is a rat c–n for being r-t-rded.
a social media app that helps people find friends and love, which also happens to be an alarm clock. “where did you two meet?” “oh, on wakie! i was bignutbuster and she was yehdaddy, and we began chatting.”
- strawberry surprise
the surprise when you look in the mirror after the act of going down on a woman in the dark whilst she is unaware she is menstruating. dude, what happened to your face?”. “strawberry surprise man…….. the act of secretly filling your -n-s with chocolate syrup and plugging your b-tt with a strawberry. when this […]