Misteldrossian
an apparent attempt to drill through the defenses of your peers or -ssociates during haggling or an argument.
it originates from mistel warheads used by germans in wwii.
the definitive mistel warhead was a shaped charge around a core of copper or aluminium. when detonated, the explosion would create a penetrator made of the core of the above mentioned copper or aluminium. the metal would then behave like a liquid (and not, as often falsely reported, liquefy), capable of penetrating up to 7 metres (24 feet) of steel armour. it was antic-p-ted that this would be able to “drill” straight through an enemy warship.
the mistel was never proven to be affective.
i growled in my thickest misteldrossian accent.
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