shut the f-ck up
katie: teacher, you forgot to check our homework that n-body in the cl-ss did
john: mix and mum!!!
an amazing indian lad who has amazingly good looks and a fantastic personality! you’re such a dhruvil
- frozen yoghurt
it means klomp is a fat c-nt who has a small old hairy 1 cm chodus choo said to mckn-b, gee that frozen yoghurt is just like klomp
- acoustic monkey
a f-cking moron wait you acoustic monkey!
- emo mermaid
a term for when an emo gets stuck with their skinny jeans around their ankles and can’t walk. man i was such an emo mermaid last night. i was sitting on the floor for six minutes trying to get my red skinny jeans over my feet.
the act of performing s-xual intercourse while attempting calisthenics exercises. callirootas is a heavily featured position in the movie 50 shades of savage.