Morris Ball
a game of baseball invented by morris middleton. played by the kids in his neighborhood, with him as coach. they will often try to hit him with a bat, but more often than not they won’t. the idea of morris ball is to chase morris with the bat and tag him with the ball, thus scoring a run. whoever tags him the most times wins the game. this was first played in the middleton’s strip may 25, 2005.
bryant: (walking down nuthatch lane and sees the middleton’s house. hec is across from bryant) hey hec, let’s go scare morris. let’s play morris ball!!!
hec: you’re on!! i used to play baseball a lot when i was a kid. memphis redbirds, remember?
bryant: (chanting) i’m gonna scare on mor-ris. i’m gonna scare on mor-ris!
hec: okay, but let’s be quiet so he doesn’t see. (takes his baseball bat and sneaks up behind morris tagging him)
morris: (turns around scared) what did you do that for? were you playing morris ball?
bryant: we sure were! we just wanted to scare you.
morris: well, you sure scared me. want to chase me? try to tag me again. (he runs off laughing)
hec: watch out, he’s sneaky! we’re gonna have to get up really close to him. (starts laughing)
bryant: (runs up behind morris) boo!!!! gotcha again! now isn’t this fun?
morris: yes! it sure is. we’ll have to teach this one to mom. she’d love it!
bryant: gunny granny? she coaches this dang stuff. she wouldn’t want to play it. but then again, she’s probably scream if we tagged her.
beatrice: (hearing bryant) who says i wouldn’t want to play that. looks like fun, honey. can i play the next game with you, too?
bryant: anytime. morris ball is awesome.
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