My Dick
a rap song by mickey avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large d-ck, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless p-ck-r.
my d-ck: cost a late night fee
your d-ck: got the hiv
my d-ck: like an m16
your d-ck: broken vending machine
my d-ck: sick and dangerous
your d-ck: quick and painless
the reason most of those b-tches are on maury in the first place.
d-mn right you are not the father! but go ahead and take care of it, because my d-ck has places to be.
is f-cking awsome
my d-ck -points to crotch- right here.
your most valued object in your possession. you treat it like your d-ck, very gently and only let people that you really love touch it.
dude! don’t mess with that cd! that thing is my d-ck!
my favorite thing found in a women; is the biggest
i bet that dudes favorite thing found in a women is personality, my favorite thing found in them is my d-ck!
the beastiest song ever. mickey avalon and dj kris p are lyrical geniuses !
we got d-cks like jesus
my d-ck
my d-ck! refers to a simple interjection that can show emphasis on a particular subject. this term can be used in any part of a sentence; it is neither a noun nor a verb. my d-ck! is said with no emotion of the body, other than the serious “what now” look on the face. my d-ck! originated in south asia by dan moody as boredom took its toll in the immense heat. it has been used to make people laugh, but also to deplete one’s self confidence. use this term whenever you want, however you want, and wherever you want. still to this day, there has never been a come back to the term, my d-ck!
hey, i found the remote control; looks like it was on my d-ck!
i found the part you need to order. it’s called my d-ck!
hey soldier, you better stand at my d-ck! when talking to an nco.
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