Namesis
your namesis is someone with the same name as you.
dude a: “it’s crazy – i went to meet our ad agency today and there’s a guy there with the same name as me. he’s got a stuffed cat on his desk and he’s clearly much more interesting than me”.
dude b: “that’s your namesis man, you’re in deep trouble.”
someone with whom you cannot stand because of their name
i’ve never gotten along with a jessica… must be my namesis.
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