Floof McDoof
(adj.) created by a marine and his navy friend, a ‘floof mcdoof’ describes the ultimate ideal cool person, what all males aspire to be. expletives can be added to the phrase to enhance the effectiveness of the phrase. the ‘floof mcdoof’ can only be used to describe a male.
that boy was floof mcdoofin it for sure!
or with an expletive: man, he is thee floof mcf###ingdoof!
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