Nine of hearts
when someone hands you a nine of hearts playing card, it usually means they like you and want to go out. sometimes have a message written on the back in marker if handed anonymously.
“i found this playing card in my locker”
“is it a nine of hearts?”
“yeah, what of it?”
“wonder who wants to date you…” ”
“whaa?!?!” (usual response)
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