nk


diablo 2 lod term, short for naked kill. in dueling on diablo 2 lod, when you die, you come back to life in town and without gear. you must run out of town to retrieve your body, which is when nk occurs.
teh only way j00 can ever beat meh is to nk you f-cking n00b.
abbreviation for ‘no kidding’
shaun: dude, he’s gonna go down
nigel: nk man
used in diablo ii refering to when you get killed without collecting your corpse first, and when you having got your items/clothing on. often happens when people cannot kill you when you have items on or want to steal all your gold.
1) jimmy: sup noob duel?
noob: ke.
jimmy was slain by noob.
jimmy: lag!
jimmy was slain by noob.
jimmy: ffs noob nker
jimmy has left our world diablo’s minions get weaker.
noob: izi

2) lol jimmy, did you see the shark nk that b-tch at the start of jaws?
n-gg-r killer
nk till i die
no kidding
sarah: omg, i just got accepted into harvard! jenna: nk? s: seriously!
not kidding.

it’s the opposite of jk.
instead of you kidding around, you can now be “not kidding”.

use it when you want to be taken a little more serious, or to throw emphasis on something.
example 1:
before, it would go like this.
mr. b: ahahaha maybe it could catch on
mr. f: seriously

now, you can say this.
mr. b: ahahaha maybe it could catch on
mr. f: nk

example 2:
before, it would go like this.
mr. b: idk yeah just let it spread on its own
mr. f: yea, ok.

now, you can say this.
mr. b: idk yeah just let it spread on its own
mr. f: nk

example 3:
before, it would go like this.
mr. b: yeah f-ck your current one lol
mr. f: seriously.

now, you can say this.
mr. b: yeah f-ck your current one lol
mr. f: nk
1. not kidding! – means the speaker is not kidding. it is the antonym of the acronym: jk, which means just kidding. therefore, nk means that the speaker was not kidding instead of really kidding. usually used as an insult or otherwise.

2. no kidding? – means the respondent is asking if the speaker is not joking.

3. no kissing. – means the kind of thing you do not want your significant other, girlfriend or boyfriend to say during intimacy or otherwise
1.

timothy: your girlfriend is a freak…
francis: are you kidding?
timothy: nk.

2.
francis: no kidding?
timothy: i meant not kidding moron.

3.

joan: nk tonight…
timothy: why!!?
joan: you have bad breathe sorry.

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