someone who talks up a big game or tries to show off (either in real life using big words that make no sense and/or are out of context, pathetic taunting, or online by hopping on his armchair and playing keyboard warrior), but has no real talent in life to back it up. generally these no-talent hacks can be found living in mom’s bas-m-nt, playing the latest headset-gear-based first person shooter games, all the while eating cheetos or dollar store puffed cheese snacks and having yellow-stained game controllers and fingers, alongside a variety of tissues from “boy” activity strewn about the floor. in the middle of all this, they are quick to make sure to let the everyone else know how much they suck at life. rinse and repeat.
michael is a no talent hack who lives in his mom’s bas-m-nt, visiting websites enjoyed by the adult population while shoveling used tissues under his bed, and then he plays video games while eating cheetos and tells everyone else they suck at what they do.
a neologism referring to inappropriately claiming right of first refusal (“dibs”) on everything within a specific group of people or item suj: i like that girl over there, and that one, and that one over there too, ooh and that one too alan: can’t call omnidibs bro!
a man known to have mastered masturbation to perfetion – lao, sett onnemannen? – ne, tippar han e å onnar.
a w-nker; someone who m-st-rb-t-s frequently. d-mn, nikhil is such a paddywagger you can smell it on his clothes.
when you forget where you left your car. i popped into the supermarket to pick up some groceries but when i came out i came down with a real bad dose of parkingsons. for the life of me i couldn’t remember where i left my car.
the act of deleting or editing a comment on facebook to make the thread of the conversation look like you are being reasonably and the other person is a d-ck. oh look, you’ve changed the reply from “suck my d-ck!!!” to “but i don’t know why you are being so unreasonable?” i’ve been parsoned again!