Ode to Tamiflu
a short song written by a very ego-centered 13 year old boy. a very very bad song by a very very bad musician. good luck in the real world.
oooh lets see… i’m a single, lonely heart-broken bis-xual boy, and i’m off school for a week. what should i do?
answer:
attempt to write a totality awful piece of music (ode to tamiflu) in the hope that i might get famous, and get a fit girlfriend. or i could just shut up and play on my ps2. tricky choice…
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