Parrot Ass
blunt force trauma to the -n-s caused by a m-ssive dump. this cleveland steamer causes extreme discoloration and often bright colors around the brown eyed monster similar to a parrot. these m-ssive drain stainer’s are often accompanied by loud straining or squawking noises much like a parrot.
parrot -ss can also be caused by extreme s-xual spanking also producing bright colors directed mainly on the -ss cheeks. loud parrot like squawks also accompany this -ss pounding.
me watching 2-girls-one-cup:”check out the parrot -ss on that chick!”
me:”why are you walking funny, and why were you screaming like a bird?”
roommates girlfriend:”he just gave me a mean case of parrot -ss.”
me:”sounded painful.”
roommates girlfriend:”my -ss looks like an angry clown!”
made popular by lil wayne, parrot -ss is used to define something that is fly sh-t, or that cool sh-t.
man that n-gg- lil wayne is that parrot -ss
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