pepto bismopolitan



pepto bismol and jim bean or any other whiskey type spirit, as enjoyed in the 1992 remake cape fear of the similarly t*tled 1962 movie.
or more recently during a dave chapelle hosted episode of snl

the two liquids, due to not being similar in thickness, won’t mix therefor leaving them separate on top of each other, and looking like a rusty pink cadillac.

recipe:
1 container of any size; a whiskey gl*ss for instance

pepto bismol, any amount.
cheap whiskey, any mount.

directions:
grab container
add pepto add whiskey

if tasting bad add more whiskey
if tasting worse
add more whiskey

enjoy.
yeah, i’ll be having a pepto bismopolitan, as i’m having the turbosh*ts and a desire for drunkness

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