pew fart



a nasty smelling fart someone turns loose of in church, but won’t own up to, and totally goes against going to church in the first place.
martha: “pssst! marvin, did you just fart?”
marvin: “you know me better than that! there’s no way i’d let a pew fart in church.”

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