a nasty smelling fart someone turns loose of in church, but won’t own up to, and totally goes against going to church in the first place.
martha: “pssst! marvin, did you just fart?”
marvin: “you know me better than that! there’s no way i’d let a pew fart in church.”
- ghetto literature
graffiti – usually poorly drawn, worn down graffiti in bad neighborhoods. i can’t help but inquire the future social implications derived from that ghetto literature.
the act of masturbating whilst aboard a railroad train. “it will be a five hour train ride. i am hiding in the lavatory rail-bating.”
similar to a bootycall, but a call for feet instead. having a attraction to footjob s-x. ” hey tammy hook me up with a footcall!”
there aren’t any definitions for ytofm yet. can you define it?
- soda shoes
when you’re driving home from wendy’s with food in one hand, the steering wheel in the other, and a large soda in your lap and all of a sudden you hit a b-mp causing your soda to topple over and spill in your shoes 🙁 “yea man, i was on my way but then i […]