Plapped-a-puss
best used in the missionary position.
when the male reaches the climax of his -rg-sm, he withdraws his p-n-s from the woman’s v-g-n- and shoots his load all over her v-lv-. he then slaps the c-m covered p-ssy with his d-ck, making the s-m-n splatter the surrounding areas.
“last night i plapped-a-puss f-ckin’ hardcore, man.”
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