PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)


male version of (pms). very common in men who act like little b-tches. symptoms include excessive nagging (any nagging at all for a man is excessive), inability to take a joke, and hopelessness in regards to having any sense of manhood.
person 1: he literally sat there and b-tched for 30 minutes about how he hates his relationship and wants out.

person 2: so did he end up breaking things off with her?

person 1: h-ll no they’re both crazy and will always be together he just had pms (p-n-s malfunction syndrome)

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