Poindextrose


a chemical component of the sweat from a nerd, geek or dweeb; said to have pheromone-type properties. a bully, when unconciously exposed to this chemical, becomes enraged to the point of violence against the emitter.

also, a portmanteau of ‘poindexter’ and ‘dextrose’
lisa simpson extracted a sample of poindextrose from the school nerd, and wafted it in the direction of the bully.

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