Pool Fart
an explosive emission of wind from the -n-s ( by male or female mammals) when entering the swimming pool or area of water, which is deep enough to cover the -rs- area.
sometimes concealed by pretending it is air acc-mulated in swimming trunks or costumes, until the smell is wafted in the direction of nearby friends or innocent by standers, then the pool fart is exposed.
can also be used in a hot tub or jacuzzi.
linda entered the pool after a lovely take away curry the previous night, and proceeded to engage in an energetic breast stroke, on the first stroke various bubbles broke the surface, which were clearly inhaled by other pool users.
jimmy commented to his wife – ‘that lady just did a pool fart, it stinks”
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