Prerestraining order agreement
much like a prenuptial except this agreement should be drawn up on the first date to avoid the “fatal attraction” type behavior that may come afterward.
i stopped seeing her and then she went all alanis morissette on me. man i wish i would’ve gotten a prerestraining order agreement
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