pudding pie
when you have to sh-t really bad but can’t make it to the bathroom on time, you therefore have to sh-t in your pants and this makes a pudding pie
john: why are you walking so d-mn weird? walk straight baby
melissa: can’t! i just happened to drop a pudding pie in my pants, this makes walking straight impossible
dude 1: i gotta get some adult diapers
dude 2: why?
dude 1: cuz i’ve been making some pudding pies recently, don’t know why
dude 2: just go see a colorectal surgeon
the act of a man placing a swirl of fecal matter on another man’s chest, placing the shirt back over it, and smacking it flat with a frying pan. the end result will create a warm smelling pie with the edges oozing delicious pudding.
derptie: the other day my sweetie let me drop a pudding pie on him! best valentine’s day gift ever!
unknowing derpette: that’s just wonderful! i like vanilla pudding.
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