state of finding oneself feeling two opposite feelings at the same time under a trump presidency.
i find myself in a quantrump state: the fact that donald trump beleves global warming is a hoax is funny and sad at the same time.
- im a big d*ck motha f*cka
a person who thinks hes got a big d*ck, but in reality he is lying. he probably has a small d*ck or not even a d*ck. guy 1: yo karl guy 2: ya guy 2: im a big d*ck motha f*cka guy 3: do you even have a d*ck bro? guy 2: ya i do […]
(pr*noun) a theoretical movement that combines facets of the left with vintage pictures of californian weather girls cleavage h*ll, last night’s of prime time cleftism made a huge dent in my man sized tissues.
- c*ck hyena
a hungry young african girl with an insatiable appet*te for c*ck, prowling round in the shadows. holy sh*t that sharon is such a c*ck hyena. she just can’t get enough of it.
- thomas afford
a poor south african boy, who tries so hard in life to be accepted by his friends. the only reason people are friends with him is to have a go on his cousins oh, that thomas afford kid is so annoying, but his cousins are fit