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• Qwok

  an unexpected happening, usually occuring at times of inconvenience; related to colon gas/liqiud. while in a board of directors meeting, sally sat uncomfortably whilst realising she had done a qwok in her pants. any korean hey those qwoks bought another diner. or those qwoks are taking over the world or f-cking qwoks

• nantastic

  1. of or relating to the nan in a positive manner; v-g-n-l greatness; awesome, excellent, et al. 2. sarcastic retort. 1. did you see that chick? she was nantastic! 2. i just saw the worst movie ever. it was nan-f-cking-tastic.

• cookie sheeting

  the act of slapping your current s-xual partner in the face with a cookie sheet right after you say something really really silly to get them to look at you, usually pre–rg-sm. him: “you can’t get off while biting the pillow like that, you could hurt your self!!” her: “huwhat?!!” -thunk!- her: “my f-cking head […]

• QWOL

  (cue-wall) similar to the military term awol which stands for “absent without leave”. qwol stands for “quit without leaving” and applies to a person who doesn’t want to work but doesn’t want to quit either. “murphy screwed me again! he’s been qwol for 6 months now, when are they going to can him?”

• cool pains

  the pains you get when doing something particularly cool, or when you’re in a heightened state of coolness. the pain usually manifests itself as a stomach cramp homey 1: what’s happenin’ g unit, why y’all doubled over and rolling round on the floor and sh-t? homey 2: i just tried my new robot dance without […]

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