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• Edgar watson howe

  e(dgar) w(atson) 1853–1937, u.s. novelist and editor. elias, 1819–67, u.s. inventor of the sewing machine. gordon (gordie) born 1928, canadian ice-hockey player. irving, 1920–93, u.s. social historian and literary critic. julia ward, 1819–1910, u.s. writer and reformer: author of the battle hymn of the republic (wife of samuel gridley howe). richard (earl howe”black d-ck”) 1726–99, […]

• dildoface

  a face resembling that of a d-ld- or s-x toy; c-ckface. usually negative. that teacher who failed me is such a d-ld-face. d-ld- face derives from the latin word d-ld- and the greek word face. it is used to describe someone who has a d-ld- on thier face but it can be used to annoy […]

• flownz

  a g word describing first cl-ss air travel i be flownz to tha west coast this weekend

• cornhole cruiser

  a h-m-s-xual, one who cruises cornholes “that guy is such a cornhole cruiser. i saw him making out with his b-tt-buddy before”

• clitty liter

  little bits of toilet paper, sp-nk,dirt and debris stuck to a women’s cl-t. as i went down on my girl i got a mouthful of cl-tty liter.

• hoedown

  1. redneck gathering, usually involves shouting catchy phrases like “yee-haw” and “the south will rise again” 2. what a pimp says to his merchandise, while snapping his fingers and pointing to his genetal region yo!….ho!….down…..now! (n.) what a police officer says on his radio after encountering an injured or dead prost-tute. “unit 3 – we […]

• ababoosh

  a word you use when you explain a crash ” so the plane crashed in the buildings like ‘ababoosh’! it was a very crazy moment… and everyone should know it… “

• poonkake

  1. n- a female orgy which has v-g-n-s stacked two or more high, with syrup or candle wax running over the sn-tches. 2. n- a cake shaped like a v-g-n-. 3. n- a person with a common first and last name (ex. mike smith) 1. “id love to jump in on that poonkake.” 2. “poonkake […]

• gress

  a female n-gg-r. contracted form of “negress.” look at the size of the lips on that b-tt-ugly gress. a totally random, yet mildy amusing ent-ty. (ref: pete gress) ‘so does anyone have any questions before we begin?’ (pause) ‘good, ’cause i probably wouldn’t be able to answer them’ -gress the tour guide new term used […]

• acringykid7_69

  me :p boi u are g-yaya acringykid7_69

• Gymea Bay

  gymea bay is located in the heart of the shire. otherwise referred to as ‘gods country’, gymea bay is the place to be. local’s despise neighbouring tribe known as ‘greys point’. the rival between these two suburbs will never settle, but as every one but greys point know, gymea bay is the place to be! […]

• Playing Dude

  along the lines of “playing dead”, but the dude version. this is a tactic men (or even women) use when their girl(boy)friends or wives(husbands) are talking and they want to pretend not to hear what they are saying so that they don’t have to address or acknowledge their wants and/or needs. i think your boyfriend […]

• yo’mamand’em

  a heartfelt, overused salutation from south of the mason-dixon linespoken to wrap all members of the family into one word. translation – “your mother and family” bob’s friend andy called and asked, “how’s yo’mamand’em”

• kobiat

  clearly, a word. anyone using this word in scrabble should be deemed the smartest person alive and the all-time winner of scrabble and any other game she chooses. also, it is when you act like kobe but, additionally, like an idiot. wow, leslie must be really smart. she used kobiat in scrabble.

• grrrt

  grrrt is an interjection which can mean several things depending on context. 1. “we in here” 2. a reaction to a good insult 3. description of shootings/killings 1. the whole squad in the strip club celebrating, shoutout to my dawg who fresh out the pen. grrrt! 2. javonte: i want some m&m’s derin: boi you […]

• Abbey Wood

  the girl of my dreams who is so nice that she never sees the bad in anyone. basiclly, i really do love her with all my heart, and now, i just need her so badly. she’s my heart and soul. and i’ll love her for her entire life. abbey wood, if you want to have […]

• Wassermann Paradox

  the act of simultaneously -j-c-l-t-ng and soiling oneself during intercourse. the “paradox” to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences. “i’m going to need a mop and bucket, i […]

• mayvin

  mayvin is the name for strange and very stupid. he is usally annoying mrs woods in english. he is very s-x hungry (even tho he looks like an eagle) mayvin doesn’t get any p-ssy

• fruitcrackpipe

  slang for the drug for people that can’t afford drugs: cr-p. “duuude im gonna get so high off my fruitcrackpipe after school!”

• titcr

  this is the credited response. used on discussion boards (at least on xoxohth) when a respondent makes a statement that is either poignant, valid or otherwise hilarious. it is what someone writes after another person makes a well reasoned or an on-point observation in the course of a thread. origin: likely reference to standardized test […]

• fufo

  f-ck you f-ck off. used when you want to express your extremely bad mood 🙂 hey,fufo i am trying to sleep here.

• chick’n pork

  chick’n pork is a haitian cooking show on the web. it’s 6pm, chick’n pork is on, shabine will be showing us how to fry griot with plantains.

• Juggar-nigger

  an -sshole with too high of a killstreak. one hard phaner wh-n-s to kill. if you are this good at codmw3, get a life. g-dd-mn juggar-n-gg-r killed me.

• Bro Cuts

  when two dudes agree to go together to get their hair cut “dude i’m so overdue for a trim, i’m gonna run out and get me a haircut.” “me too dude! i’ll go with you” “awesome, let’s go get us some bro cuts!”

• The Mckeever

  faking an injury so the girl has to do all the work during s-x. i was too tired last night so i pulled the mckeever on sally…. best move ever !!!!!!

• surging sanders

  it’s when you just c-m out of nowhere. dammit bill! i don’t need another surging sanders! when you sudden come out of nowhere “d-mn! sorry hun! i just made a surging sanders! you on the pill?” the event where bernie sanders beats the cr-p out of hillary clinton in the polls. we have a surging […]

• Squarebutt

  any square -ss loser who always be floorin his v-tec and parking it in reverse, and who wont play outdoor basketball because he might get sick this squareb-tt ri hea (refer to picture) n.: the opposite of a “bubble b-tt,” the square b-tt is most often found on nappy white chicks. when using the square […]

• Laurikeet

  a parrot-like teenager whom sees all as ‘elementary’. professional ambler shpuggy: man, i don’t get how laurikeet managed to waltz up to enchoke and talk to him. army: -writing on shpuggy’s hand- courage.

• cowboy cable

  television channels that can be watched without paying for cable services. when you live out in the country and no advanced cable is offered u get cowboy cable. usually just the local news channels person 1: “hey did you see that special on hbo last night? persin 2: “dude you know i only have cowboy […]

• chocharoni

  combination draw of a jabroni and choch. usually a douche, thinks he’s hot sh-t, and is just unpleasant and makes a fool of himself. wow riley just made a fool of himself! what a chocharoni

• Tenika

  a girl’s name. sometimes b-tchy. sometimes kind. very random. most tenika’s hallucinate. clean freaks. posseses no amount of thoughtfulness. fear is constanly on her mind. paranoia, major. with a bod that guys just want to explode all over! a grade “a” bust it baby who loves to s-x it up, and get hers. athletic (she […]

• Psychedoodle

  to psyche someone out vathana yells psychedoodle when he thinks he is tricking people.

• Mechasexual

  adj. having s-xual preferance to machines. a term commonly used to describe pc owners. “okay eddie…what are you, you don’t seem to enjoy being heteros-xual, and h-m-s-xuality is hopefully out of the question..you do own a impressive ammount of hentai. are you..suis-xual? or..perhaps, like most pc owners, mechas-xual? just wondering” 1. romantic and/or s-xual attraction […]

• Alcott

  (amos) bronson [bron-suh n] /ˈbrɒn sən/ (show ipa), 1799–1888, u.s. educator and philosopher. his daughter, louisa may, 1832–88, u.s. author. a male given name. contemporary examples i’m reminded here of louisa may alcott’s story about the children who put beans up their noses. the folly of impeachment david frum may 17, 2013 susan cheever is […]

• Chewjob

  when your partner wears a chewbacca mask and proceeds with oral intercourse, making wookie sounds for added effect. hey, beucheler, get your girlfriend to give you a chewjob yet? the act of giving somone a bl-wj-b with dip in your mouth lindsy gave that redneck a chewjob when a female preforms f-ll-t– with the unpleasant […]

• good cush

  good smelling/ tasting vignia meghan and raychel got that good cush

• Flight of Fear

  an indoor roller coaster at paramounts kings island that makes you lose all thought and afterwards you’re so scared sh-tless you just laugh your -ss off. after riding the flight of fear graham and josh laughed their -sses off. the most kick–ss ride at paramount’s king’s dominion in doswell, virginia. the flight of fear 0wnz […]

• sleddin

  hillbilly slang for snowmobiling. yea, last night was a good night for sleddin

• TYser Bun

  a h-m-s-xual act where one male sticking and sliding his p-n-s between another man’s b-tt cheeks. the act is self-named after the inventor. guy #1: “dude, i heard that jimmy gave john a tyser bun” guy #2: “no way man, that’s not true, that’s disgusting”

• smrtify

  to rationalize singapore’s frequent train delays and breakdowns instead of admitting that singapore m-ss rapid transit (smrt)‘s top management and technical staff are semi-competent. trying to smrtify recurring problems only insults singaporeans—what they want is for the overprotective government to fire the overpaid transport minister and smrt’s overrated ceo, who failed to put in place […]

• cracka jacked

  getting car jacked by a white person i was just waiting for the light to turn green when some white dude came up and cracka jacked me when a white gangster “jacks ya for all ya got”. my homie got crackajacked last night in the south end of town.

• Untagonistic

  your right to refuse to “untag” an obnoxious photo at the demands of a facebook friend. robyn: why didn’t you untag me in that photo of me sleeping on the bathroom mat? mike: because i was being untagonistic…

• An ounce of prevention

  see: ounce of prevention

• de-docking

  the process by which two guys remove themselves from a docking position; often requiring manual force, lubrication and occasionally mechanical devices. after docking for several days, still filled with p-ssion, jim looked p-ssionately into paul’s eyes and new it was time to start de-docking.

• blach

  an aliens version of cocaine aww blach yea take some blznatch if you dont sniff this blach im gonna kick you in your nuts you f-ckin c-nt -ss b-tch verb; past blached | present blaching | to be in the act of nothing. usually when hung over, sad, of tired. one might blach when tired […]

• icwudt

  acronym for “i see what you did there”. usage: when someone makes a clever remark and you acknowledge. can also be sarcastic. i invented it, now you use it. have fun, internet-generation. 1:get off the internet e-fool! 2: o icwudt 1: what 2: oh 1: this is a lame example 2: yes i kno 1: […]

• Scrogging

  to have fun with…groping, kissing, hugging, pawing, loving and or making a home run…. i was scrogging my mate in the back seat of my car… to bone… i.e to have s-x… f-ck… etc brian and jessica were scrogging all night… when two s-xually unattractive people, indulge in s-xual activities. did you hear about jack, […]

• chank

  a combination of a sk-nk and a chunky person: a chunk sk-nk. autumn and kylie were being chanks when they walked around school with their -sses hanging out of there leggings. slang for ch-nk(asian person)first became popular on the chappelle’s show. aa-rabs, jews, neegers, and all those kinds of chanks….stank! hey kyle, jet lee called, […]

• LVS

  a condition of having an excessivley hairy v-g-n-. loeffler v-g-n- syndrome geez that girl has a serious case of lvs leaky v-g-n- syndrome. to be a total p-ssy about something. dave : “aw come on guys, i don’t want to go, i’m tired.” us: “jesus christ, dave you’ve got a mean case of lvs, shut […]

• DJ Scrizzle

  local dj in colorado who spins hip hop, house, dance, trance, and skratches. also has been seen spinning at the local high school dances and events. omg! its dj scrizzle!