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• bung piece

  (adj.) another term for -sshole or the -n-s. scott: “i went to the doctor to get my colonoscopy and he stuck his fingers in my bungpiece.” kevin: “so…you like it???” a complete waste of biological sp-ce. that d-ckwad that plays edward cullen is more of a bung piece than your dad

• vin-del

  another way to talk about the gl-ss cleaner vin-del. aka windel. the godd-mn vin-del burned right through the gl-ss. then i spilled some on my arm. it burned like h-ll. so i tried again. black dude also used as vinnie-del bunch of vin-del’s

• deatessa

  an loving mother that is not afraid of dying for her children, a girl that can ball, she is fine. and can get whatever she wants with her looks , a strong and confident lady, and a person that loves her husband and family. have you seen deatessa.

• bone banger

  ;when you bang your bone (gratlin style) man that was a bone banger

• tickle-me-elmo hole

  refers to the hole in a product’s package that allows the shopper to put their finger in and feel a material or push a b-tton. oh great, the stupid tickle-me-elmo hole was too small and now my finger is stuck.

• Beerploring

  the act of exploring, experiencing and trying beer by consumption to gain a sense of appreciation. “hey buddy, you want to go beerploring at the bar tonight?”

• Social Support

  much like tech support, social support is a range of services only usable through a network of peers, providing -ssistance with technology products such as equipment,software, computers, or other electronic or mechanical goods. in general, social support services attempt to help the user solve specific problems with a product which another member of the network […]

• felpham community college

  a school which advertises “care, respect and equality”. however couldn’t be more hypocritical considering all they “care” about is dehumanising and stripping you of your uniqueness individuality. all they have “respect” for is the staff. this is a place in which the pupils come last. and finally “equality” the worst case of false advertis-m-nt known […]

• grumpski

  when you’re unable to make a chick -rg-sm by having s-xual intercourse with her, she is either moody or grumpy (or you are really sh-t). the grumpski is to make her -rg-sm by going down on the chick and lick and play with her cl-toris and v-g-n-l region. last night i was rooting this chick […]

• grizzlesnatch

  a hairy sn-tch. d-mn that chick has a grizzlesn-tch like a grizzly bear!

• OCHAMPUS

  abbr. “office of civilian health and medical programs of the uniformed services” an employee at ochampus

• Boulder Fisting

  the s-xual act of moulding a 20-meterboulder into your hand and chiselling it into a fist with your d-ck/strap-on. then during s-x, ask your partner to turn around and bend over, only to surprise them with a rusty hard rock up their sweet -ss and ravage their insides with vigor and tenacity, flamboyantly shaking your […]

• e-tree

  every tweet, email, text, or similar electronic method of communitcating kills a virtual tree or otherwise known as an “e-tree” long ago people use to talk on a phone or sometimes even in person where emotion and sarcasm are more easily detected. these new age versions of communication often poorly sum up emotion and jokes […]

• hammerdin

  a subcl-ss of the warrior cl-ss paladin in diablo, diablo 2 and diablo 2 lod. this paladin uses magical hammers to kill the opponent. f-g character because all they need to do is spam their left click mouse b-tton and wait for someone to walk into their hammer field hey, what are you pally? -hdin […]

• unenunciate

  the opposite of enunciate. to purposely speak in an illiterate manner, (i.e. slurring). a made up word from ryan higa. to sound like desiigner you need to unenunciate. rappers often unenunciate in their songs.

• unflaunted

  the act of not ruining something , or an act, unhindered, not flawed. ” i want to spend the night with you unflaunted, that’s why i’m choosing not to drink” “did you see his unflaunted inverted backflip”

• delta dawn

  a woman who doesn’t realize that she hs been left boy 1 are you still dating what’s her name? boy 2 no do you mean delta dawn i left left her weeks ago also kick -ss song by helen reddy i was high last night and i listened to delta dawn by helen reddy

• chico bread

  american (white skinned) hispanic/latino chico bread means a hispanic that was born in america. you oaf -ss chico bread.

• Christmas Accident

  the t-tle given to an individual born during the month of september. the duration of a female’s pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during december. mason: it’s my birthday today! jordan: what date is it? mason: 19th september jordan: sucked in christmas accident! the t-tle given to an individual born during […]

• winkleberger

  a shoehorn-like device used to -ssist in the insertion of a flaccid p-n-s into a hole. “it’s okay, big guy. we’ll stuff it back in with the winkleberger!”

• ovary dance

  the feeling a girl gets on the dance floor when she sees a guy she wants to seed with! “the b-tch saw him and enticed him by givin him the ovary dance”…or…”she ovary-danced her way to his c-ck!”

• scapataint

  a scab on the taint (ei. the sp-ce between the b-tt and t-st-cl-s) eww i’m not blowing you, you have serious scapataint goin on!!!

• shmight

  this word is the a combination of she might. it means that there is a possibility that she (a girl) is going to do something. in essence, she might do something. shmight like me back, shmight not. that is the question that needs an answer!

• putemup

  the interjection one yells while one’s fists are raised and is requesting that the other person engage in a brawl. short for “put em up.” you just ate all my milk chocolate covered toffee popcorn!? putemup! putemup. a slight step below “raising the roof” in which the partic-p-nt puts both hands at a 80 degree […]

• azhaar

  the most beautiful girl in the world. azhaar is the plural for zara however an azhaar can only be the one and only. they tend to be very respective and care for other more than themselves. you are so azhaar

• Gibbeerish

  a language only distinguishable to those who have been drinking beer for a while. to others, it is incomprehensible gibberish. guy 1: ulualealulealeualelualeualuleualeulauealule guy 2: lallulaulualeulalueluelualuelulaeuleulauleuluaeluelualeue! guy 3: “uh… what did they just say?” guy 4: “who knows… it was all gibbeerish

• casserole clapper

  hair in your cadbury alley which catches fecal matter. oh, man, i wish i didn’t have c-sserole clappers!

• Anemic murmur

  anemic murmur anemic murmur n. a nonvalvular murmur heard on auscultation of the heart and large blood vessels in cases of profound anemia.

• bitch philosophy

  (coined by wyvern) the bratty, self-centered, and -ssuming ideology constantly used in fandoms on the website tumblr. such as *insert character* from *insert show* is not drawn the way other people like, so they witchhunt you or a fandom getting backlash for a controversial character that is actually being exaggerated from people who have no […]

• Hobo beat-down

  a vicious beating often using a hammer, pipe, chain or bat. made popular by the movie emperor of the north starring earnest borgnine as “shack”. my buddy and i had to administer the hobo beat-down to a couple of bikers that refused to pay up after they lost at pool.

• Late Nite Reading

  late nite reading also known as lnr. “late nite reading is h-tting the pop-punk scene with a youthful vigor not seen in ages. with a majority of the band being just soph-m-res in highschool, lnr packs a punchy, hook-driven mature pop sound at an unheard of age. backed by their recently released studio ep, lnr […]

• bone hoed

  when you get f-cked over royally by a professional. “i picked up a cheap hooker on the corner and she bone hoed my -ss.”

• Heath Barring

  when one woman sucks repeatedly on another woman’s cl-toris for pleasure purposes. this one lesbian was heath barring the sh-t out of this other lesbian

• beepmeet

  when u drivin an p-ssin you friends house but u ain’t got time for that or ta say waz up so u beep you horn real loud. “arnold why the h-ll did you beep your horn at my house at 1:47 a.m. this morning?” “i saw yo doggie felica with another puppy but didn’t have […]

• Corpromise

  pr-nounced: corp-ro-mise when politicians, decision makers, or individuals compromise their own personal values in order to bow to corporate greed. 1) recently a plan was announced to limit the number of servings of potatoes in school provided lunches to two servings per week. the goal was to help improve children’s diets and foster a healthier […]

• Shteesh

  the act or process of pushing sperm that has been -j-c-l-t-d into a r-ct-m outward in a commical presentation after enjoying -n-l s-x with my girlfriend for the first time, we laughed as she shteeshed onto my grandmother’s robe.

• Edward Elric

  the star of the anime fullmetal alchemist. a boy who’s mother died when he was young, so he and his brother tried to bring her back with alchemy, but instead, ed lost a limb, and his brother al lost his entire body. edward used another limb, to put al’s soul in a suit of armor. […]

• babychild

  more commonly, “ohhhhhhbabychild” (one word, despite red squiggly misspelling from various word editing programs such as word or gmail whom may never completely understand language enough to properly know that such words, amazing though they may be, are, in fact, words). it can refer to either: (1) a term of endearment meant to sweep one […]

• oxymoronic

  adj. of or having to do with an oxymoron the concept of a funky white boy is oxymoronic. having a desire for two opposite things. “sally wants to get married and have kids more than anything, but her biggest fear is commitment.” “yeah, i know…she’s so oxymoronic!” mark smedley’s att-tude to life 1) you’re a […]

• Sadbath

  a bath a person partakes in alone, generally listening to nora jones or some other sad music, while crying and/or binge-drinking wine. a whitegirl thing. depressed heartbreak i took the longest sadbath after my fiancee james left me.

• lawn sweeper

  it’s a f-cking rake jason. you want a f-cking rake. anyone have one of those things to sweep the lawn and get rid of my leaves like a lawn sweeper or something ?

• Pork off

  pork off as a verb means to m-st-rb-t- to climax, complete with -rg-sm and -j-c-l-t–n of s-m-n among males. pork off as a noun means c-m, -j-c-l-t-, s-m-n. “oh, you are porking off”, said to me by younger brother, when i was masturbating and emitting pre–j-c-l-t- (prec-m) from my glans p-n-s. i was a few […]

• titchynolan

  barnsley barnsley term for some one with m-ssive b-lls acompanyed by several large hairs -man runs down road naked- woooooo load hes got a t-tchynolan

• Sex handcuffs

  used to chain ur partner to the bed them give them all you got! i came home from work one day and saw luke lying on our bed wearing my g string he gave me for christmas. i got really excited. i loved it when we role played. he picked me up and placed me […]

• tanequa

  a stupid acting person who believe they are always right , but majority of the time wrong. a person who only care about they needs and never others . one who have a big heart but is corrupted in they mind . you are a tanequa .

• work your magic

  to do the best position on a special person to make it up to them come on babe work your magic on me

• illbic

  dark, sinister trance/house music.

• dome foam

  the mess of saliva that results from getting a crazy sloppy bl-wj-b. often resembling the bubbly foam that forms on a rabid dogs mouth. dude 1: hey man did you ever f-ck shaniqua? dude 2: nah but i got some head, she had that dome foam son!

• Preggernaut

  a pregnant woman who is unstoppable. she is going to get what she wants or destroy you. anna-jeannine is 9 months pregnant and a real preggernaut if you get in her way!

• Trunk Kiss

  when you approach your car, lick the tip of your index finger, and clean the dirt, snow, or rain off the little backup camera mounted on the trunk for better visibility. he walked up, gave the car a trunk kiss, got in and backed it out of the parking sp-ce, carefully checking the monitor on […]