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• Kerpoof

  an onomatepoeic word for hitting someone lightly, to “kerpoof” someone. mostly used in play fighting, or in an affectionate manner, although occasionally to be used to “teach someone a lesson” chris: “hey! what was that for?” emily: “what?” chris: “you kerpoofed me in the nose!” son: “shut up!” dad: “watch your tongue boy, before i […]

• Mother Fucking Second

  1) what mindy says to joel when he is telling her to go take a shower because she smells like -ss. 2) what mindy says to joel when he “finishes” too early…. “just give me a mother f-cking second.” “really….thats it….i didn’t even feel it….it was like a mother f-cking second”

• Over Bell’d

  when you’ve gone out, bought, and consumed a lot of taco bell in one night. carter: i over bell’d last night. yes, it’s a new word.

• Turder

  someone who took a sh-t. who’s the t-rder who left this mess? tajba truder! when someone has had a major accident in the toilet. “there’s been a t-rder!” this must be said in a broad scottish accent. when someone is really druged up. when im high i like to say t-rder a b-mp and or […]

• Gola

  1. color changing character (like a round chameleon, round because it is gol which means circular in bengali) ruzlan is such a gola, i don’t like him! word meaning the v-g-n- in a rather exhausted form, ofte found being shouted at girls by males when it is thought that they may have a rather loupin […]

• maniak

  someone who f-cks around alot. dont act like a maniak. maniak in hebrew is a word for a jack-ss,-sshole,c-cksucker,b-st-rd or in other words a policeman(cop). but you pr-nounce it “manaik” person 1: yo man, i thought i heard something in the bushes! person 2: those are maniaks! lets get the f-ck out of here!! the […]

• cocos bogdan

  there aren’t any definitions for cocos b-gdan yet. can you define it?

• Blackflix

  movies for black people and the black version of netflix jamal – hey n-gg-, you wanna roll up in my ghetto car, blast sum snoop dog, talk to the b-tchez and then see a blackflix alex – yah and then later we can go back to my place and give sum b-tchez a red dragon […]

• Anchorette

  noun (informal) (in broadcasting) a young and inexperienced anchorwoman

• Talal

  a person that gets back stabbed, or betrayed by a friend. this can include groups of people or just a single person. “man, i just got talal’d by my best friend :(” a man destined to reach great heights. i’m gonna do a talal one day, mark my words! a gentle giant – quite famous […]

• gentlejoints

  a flip on the word gentlemen. “ladies and gentlejoints, may i please have your attention”

• The Stupid People

  a group of people that is stupid and and/or ignorant. george w. bush and al sharpton some of the most wellknown of the stupid people

• White-Brownie

  a white person who goes tanning so much their skin is baked to the color brown. d-mn! look at that guy jonathon, hes been in and out of the tanner everyday; hes starting to look like a white-brownie!

• jury doody

  humorously, the civic duty imposed on we americans every four to eight years by state or federal courts: jury duty. a boon for some people, a blasted nuisance to most of us. what’s brown and smelly and found on the floor of the courtroom? jury doody!

• Satan’s Handshake

  one in the pink, four in the stink “dude, after i was done giving her satan’s handshake it looked like a lower-case “i” down there.” one in the pink, four in the stink “dude, after i was done giving her satan’s handshake it looked like a lower-case “i” down there.”

• Groza

  what you call a person who is on the receiving end of a “hot carl” see: “hot carl” that guy is such a groza, he let me sh-t on his face.

• camo bundle

  a large -ssortment of layered shirts either worn by a young tomboy, teen with gynocemastia, or ftm in an attempt to hide their developing br–sts. usually worn when sports bras don’t do the job-or are too uncomfortable-and they can’t afford other alternatives. unfortunately, this usually makes the wearer look incredibly sloppy. example 1: erica’s little […]

• droppin box

  to “lay down the law” or, get things done. to tell it like it is. “when things get out of hand in this m-th–funka, i start droppin box on they -ss.

• wucking fasted

  similar to sotally tober holy sh-t i’m wucking fasted

• FV¢K YOURSELF

  means the exact same thing a “f-ck yourself”; but byp-sses the onboard censors found on many internet bbss. if you’re thinking about getting on my toilet muscle about the d-mn unmade bed, then please go fv¢k yourself. i know the bed’s unmade!!!

• true gfe

  true gfe (girlfriend experience) is a term used by high end escorts. true gfe, like “regular”gfe, includes everything that you would normally do with your girlfriend but adds to this experience with full unprotected s-x (v-g-n-l and -n-l) with internal -j-c-l-t–n. the experience is truly like being with a girlfriend by removing the awkward interruptions […]

• Shok

  member of the shokrian family of los angeles yo shok what’s up, how’s your aunt aziz? the maker of fda. a musical genius! also known as lavender hill mob. omg! shok is the best musician ever! an acronym standing for “smashing head on keyboard”. used during online conversations to convey intense exasperation, frustration, or defeat. […]

• tsk tsk

  a sound made with the mouth to indicate that someone is being naughty/disobedient. i decided i’m gonna call in sick tomorrow :p tsk tsk 1/ i disapprove; 2/ you’ve been naughty; 3/ what a shame; 4/ how embarr-ssing for you; 5/ isn’t life unfair sometimes! 6/ i commiserate with your sadness/suffering/ill treatment. sometimes represented as […]

• fuck me hard daddy

  a slang sentence a girl/ woman uses to make her soul mate (boyfriend or girlfriend) have s-x with them harder as is fast un controlable f-cking oh my god f-ck me hard daddy

• heroin mullet

  excellent word coined by courtney love for beautiful asymetric feathered mullets sported by rock star gods. yummy – prefrebaly dark and greasy julians heroin mullet makes me want him in my bed

• Consumption

  consumption is an old name for tuberculosis (tb) that describes how the illness wastes away or consumes its victims. characters in both angela’s ashes and moulin rouge die of consumption. 2 more definitions a convenient way to kill off a character set in a film or book set in the olden days, i.e. the old […]

• snicket

  partially vegetated alleyway or cut through in the north of england, usually with bollards at both ends and is poorly lit dave: where’s the pub, mate? kev: down’t road, first snicket on’t right, pas’t badger and on’t left another term for a flutester, a ginnel or a that thing across the road from 19 fairways […]

• chinese butthole

  the act of slipping a quarter into a partner’s -n-s, making it look chinese. i gave her the old chinese b-tthole!

• Thumps up

  a misspelling of “thumbs up” which is used all too often, mainly on websites which include comment ratings, such as youtube. “i wonder how many thumps up i can get!” – not many until you learn how to f-cking spell 2 more definitions a term that is often used by users commenting on the youtube.com […]

• inexplicably

  an adverb that describes something such as an action that cannot be explained or accounted for. his car inexplicably disappeared. (meaning that his car disappeared without any logical explanation.)

• supporter

  like a jockstrap, but its not for your d-ck just your b-lls. your nuts are held in place and your d-ck flops over the top. for example, zach slipped on his supporter before the game.

• via

  via – by way of. via when driving to a corner, stop via the street light. a really weird person you can’t find a girl like via. she’s special and unique her personality is special and shes beautiful too shes modest about herself and really shy but shes crazy inside shes a really great friend […]

• monopulator

  a person who is losing in monolopy and manipulates people in order to stay in the game. either through shameless grovelling, makin deals/pacts. etc “marc is totally the biggest monopulator”

• Stake-Out, Fake-Out

  (v). the act of scheduling an appointment to lead your boss to believe your busy, then calling the client and canceling the meeting the night before. the stake-out fake-out is completed upon telling your boss that the client canceled the meeting themselves, thus freeing you up for maximum gym time. abel: do we have a […]

• angy vegetale

  someone who is angry/p-ssed off, especially in a comical way or for a ridonkulus reason. oh ye, he’as a real angy vegetale about when ‘e lost his phone. get a mug for your coworker abdul.

• quantum raiders

  best site on the internet for anime and gaming!! quantum raiders kicks -rs-!

• boxboy

  a boxboy is a person who stays inside all day, as if in a box, and plays video games all day. halo 3 is coming out! i’m gonna be a boxboy for sure another name for a lesbian that looks like a man. “man there are too many box boys at this party. jimmy told […]

• Duppy Weed

  marijuana that is so good, your friends make it disappear in the night. ghostly actions happened to your dope! rasta reference emulated into word. first stoner: “hey man, where’s that great smoke from last night?” “what kind was dat anyway?” second stoner: “dat was my duppy weed!”

• Liplow

  a term used to describe something difficult ( catch-22) du toit : how was reading macbeth? lative: eish liplow maam

• Solvay

  the city state type village that is a suburb of syracuse, ny that is guarded by the pumpkin lane forces and led by two captains and a lieutenant that enjoys “short” people. capt. don and capt. ed called lt. hoose at the solvay house of ill fame.

• Knob Juice

  slang word for p-ss. “dude, don’t squeeze that lime in my drink after you just took a p-ss, i don’t want kn-b juice in my drink”

• daiji

  j-panese for importance. if you ever meet a daiji, likewise, they’re the best friend you’ve ever had. they’re great listeners, extremely smart, and are p-ssionate about what they do. and if you take the time to know them, you’re highly going to realize that the two of you can have conversations for hours and never […]

• greg sanders

  the character eric szmanda plays on csi, formally a lab technician but he is now a csi. greg sanders was so much better as a comic relief. very cute. csi level 1 formerly lab tech before the big explosion in the episode “play with fire” season 3. played by eric szmanda. known for his amusing […]

• gift taker

  noun – a person who takes gifts that were given or meant to be given to someone else. nacho: “jim just took your gift, karen! what a gift taker!” karen: “d-mn you spiderman!!!!!11”

• pledge like

  acting in a manner similar to, or as a “pledge” would. syn: n008. “saying that peyton manning is a bad quarterback is so pledge like.”

• dinosaur jesus

  neo had many previous versions of himself;many “ones.” so did jesus. one of them was a dinosaur. probably. sweet dinosaur jesus

• Friend limbo

  1. -noun. the prolonged confinement of a would-be ‘friend’ on a social networking website to a ‘friend request’ page. results from never denying or accepting the prospective friend’s offer to become friends. often appears when a member has forgotten the prospective friend from some previous experience, or a member has never met the prospective friend, […]

• douchelicous

  some1 so much of a douchebag they are a f-cking douchebag hes douchelicous

• hovengay

  being gay and taking it in the -ss. my name is nathan and i love being a hovengay.

• Mental Felony

  1.thinking about s-x with a girl you see out and about (who looks to be under 18). you think about it, but never act upon it. 2. a coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail […]