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• obdiel

  a boy who knows it all and always seems to be happy. is handsome and has a big d-ck. d-mn you have an obdiel

• rule 31

  meaning “t-ts or gtfo (get the f-ck out)”. usually found on sites known as 4chan, 2chan, ect someone posts a picture of a pretty girl and the next post states “rule 31”

• wortham

  a blonde dude with gl-sses, blonde hair that’s a mess, and wear baggy sweat jackets. they try their best to be both normal and weird, usually failing and just being weird. they are the type of dude who like writing and being creative, not usually a douche. “jesus christ wortham that was weird” “hey wortham […]

• Sandy Pelikan

  it’s while your having s-x with a female on the beach, you take your p-n-s out, rub it in the sand then stick it back in. feels great my girlfriend was not quite pleasured when i gave her a sandy pelikan.

• cerealist

  someone who has mastered the art of eating, making and preparing a perfect bowl of cereal. a true cerealist takes p-ssion in mixing brands to find the perfect balance of texture and sweetness. ex. golden grahams & capn’ crunch or cinnamon toast crunch & crispix some hardcore cerealists even subst-tute regular milk for chocolate milk. […]

• freddie the flute

  a small talking flute from the popular show of the 60’s hr pufnstuf. he is golden and sparkly. he lives in jimmy’s back pocket. freddie: hr what’s wrong with jimmy? hr pufnstuf: i am not sure freddie the flute, jimmy why you walking that way?

• ill NiNo

  what is this i see? could it be… a nu-metal band that is actually good? i think it is! ill nino is one of the few nu-metal bands worth your time, do yourself a favor and give them a chance. along with disturbed, probably the best nu-metal band in existance. they hail from brazil. best […]

• sporno

  slang for “sport p-rn.” coined by out magazine. seductive photos of athletes. (usually modeling underwear.) favored by gays. athletes have grown to embrace their gay fans. sp-rno-calvin klein ads featuring freddie lunjburg. dolce & gabana ads featuring italian soccer players. ‘where sport and p-rn meet and produce a huge money shot’ coined by british writer […]

• Butt Numbies

  the act of putting cocaine in ones inner r-ct-m. causeing numbness. i gave my cat a b-tt numby! or b-tt numbies are my cats favorite!

• there’s a midget in the basement

  having a tiny p-n-s. girl #1: hey, how was your date with jim? girl #2: not good. there’s a midget in the bas-m-nt.

• Unsustainable

  uhn-suh-stey-nuh-buh l not sustainable; not to be supported, maintained, upheld, or corroborated. your way of life is unsustainable. 2 more definitions a political policy or program that sounds too good to be true because the money to fund it either does not exist or very shortly will not exist. the politician advocating such a program […]

• German Log Splitter

  when man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. he then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. ouch! man 1: why do you look so sore? man 2: dude i got the german log splitter last night and […]

• Cambodian Carousel

  when a girl (hooker) mounts herself on a rotating device where the guy can lie underneath and stick his p-n-s through so that she can then basically spin around on his d-ck like a top. man that ratchet -ss b-tch gave me a cambodian carousel last night… she was spinnin’ around and my d-ck so […]

• Blueberry Chills

  when you get so high you think you are cold. even if you are sweating. “d-mn! that kush gave me the blueberry chills!”

• Snackbaring

  a shout of celebration after having killed or shot down a war enemy in combat. in almost every case, it refers to when someone shouts, “allahu akbar!” orgin: liveleak “warning: this video contains snackbaring!” “rebels h-t syrian helicopter and have a snackbar -rg-sm”

• potted

  1) to get high smoking marijuana, derives from pot one of the alternative names for marijuana. 2) to be really drunk, derives from pot, the australian slang for a beer gl-ss. 3) to be fired from your job, possibly because of one on the two preceding definitions or maybe both. 4) british army slang, to […]

• Bacon Gauge

  the number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. this is your normal thick cut bacon.

• The Trail of Tears

  when you f-ck a native american and don’t call them the day after. the trail of tears will be re-written in the history books in 2009.

• need-a-sandwich.

  adjective referring to a very skinny person who needs to gain weight, generally a woman; too skinny. you see that skinny as keira knightley? that b-tch so need-a-sandwich.

• slippery midget

  when you let a midget enter all the way into your -ss hole, and then turn around and shoot him out. “yo, we took kenny yesterday and gave him a slippery midget and he shot across the lake.”

• crank booger

  a large nose nugget made especially hard and sharp from particularly trashy crank or meth, and sometimes, teh cola, usually from being stepped on by a frankenstein. crank boogers can be very difficult to dislodge in total, making one work for it like a miner, and making one to exclaim when caught at the herculean […]

• Chillmax

  when a friend named max tells you to chillax max: “no, i didn’t f-ck your sister! chillax.” friend: “i don’t wanna chillmax, bro!”

• Double Hangup

  the act of after arguing with someone on the phone to hang up on them, making sure you slam the phone down, then calling them back, shouting “yeah thats right!” into the phone and hanging up again. sourced from nixus man my b-tch p-ssed me off so much last night on the phone that i […]

• Colonic-Irrigating-Suppository

  a do-gooding wowser who spoils art exhibitions and performances in the arts, in the name of public morality. hetty johnston’s interference with bill henson photographic exhibitions, or with the appearance of robert crumb in sydney, would, in my view, qualify her as a “colonic-irrigating-suppository”.

• henry smith

  the whitest man alive. henry smith had a great vacation in iceland….

• stop tickling furry unicorns

  stop tickling furry unicorns is another way of saying stfu which means “shut the f— up”. stop tickling furry unicorns

• guchin

  b-tchin “that shirt is guchin”

• Cylixir

  there aren’t any definitions for cylixir yet. can you define it?

• squirtbutton

  it’s another defination for cl-t she squirted when i “pushed the b-tton” it’s another word for cl-t. keep pushin. et voila, she’ll squirt “yesterday i did work her squirtb-tton” :d

• subjective guess who

  a game played with the traditional board game “guess who” but with slightly different rules. the only difference is that all questions must be subjective in nature. there should be no way to be 100% sure if you are elimating the correct people or not. no one ever really wins, but it is really fun. […]

• High calorie pussy

  a girl who’s p-ssy seems to have some caloric value because every partner they have puts on weight. allison: “wow! jennifer has only been with rebecca for two months and she looks like she’s gained 25 lbs!” kris: “yeah, rebecca seems to have some high calorie p-ssy”

• unpolitically-correct

  not acceptable by mainstream society. “the soul leaves the body when a terrorist blows himself up which is a bit unpolitically-correct.” i.e. not politically correct.

• cringina

  when a woman – preferably a virgin – hears/sees that her lover has an extremely large p-n-s, and her v-g-n- cringes when she gets a thought of them having s-x. girl – so..how was this weekend? virgin – i had a major cringina moment when i found out how big his shlong was. girl – […]

• tom firth

  is the act of tickling the tip of a p-n-s with your uvula while simultaneously licking the gooch and/ or -n-s this chick tottaly tom firtherd me last night or d-mn i just got my tom firthed

• French Toast A La Mode

  when a frenchman bakes bread with his own feces, toasts it, and the procedes to b-tter it with his own s-m-n. he then saves it for a romantic evening. pierre makes the best god d-mn french toast a la mode you will ever have.

• Smack-mouth

  a condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. this could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2). 1. imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man: you: women don’t like it when men sit around watching sports and […]

• On hit

  a positive reinforcement usually used in the bay area that dance last night was on hit 1. an east side san jose slang used to describe someone’s or something’s unusual behavior (usually a meth head) 2. the actions of someone while on methamphetamine before, during and after using or when fiending for, coming down from, […]

• bustin your jib

  1.hand on hand combat 2.when guy gets his face in chick pussay and she lets go ima bust in your jibs! -game

• Breeding bitch

  breeding b-tch 1. a sl-t who doesn’t use contraception 2. a girl who isn’t really a sl-t but keeps having kids 3. a sl-t who has a lot of kids and doesn’t know who the father is. (1) guy 1: “have you heard about jane?” guy 2: “girl who loves jill stein?” guy 1: “yeah […]

• Acritarch

  any of various microfossils, of unknown biological affinities, having a central cavity enclosed by a wall of chiefly organic composition.

• griefirific

  in onling gaming, something which is particularly good at causing grief to other players, especially ones own teammates. “this grenade launcher is nice, but it sure is griefirific.”

• pelkey

  an idiot pelkey is such an idiot

• Poodophile

  a gay man with one or more dogs,usually poodles, who also happens to be a pedophile. gosh that man’s a poodophile. like being a pedophile, but with poodles. guy 1: “mmmmm, look at that poodle over there.” guy 2: “man, stop being such a poodophile.”

• BEEEH

  origin: onomatopoeic noun 1. the sound created by an electric b-ss guitar where only nasal or midrange tones are produced from the amplifier. this undesirable effect usually occurs when the musician has a limited understanding of his/her instrument and its role within a given song. man, his tone was all like beeeh – that guy […]

• Upgrade High

  that short-lived personal satisfaction you get just after upgrading your software to the latest version oh what an upgrade high i’m on – i’m now running the latest version of skype, bbm and bb sync for mac. pity it will only last a few days…

• A Bob

  a bob is a term to refer to a blunt yo, go get a philly so we can roll a bob a breakfast on a bun found out the best resteraunt in the world from 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. sometimes referred to as the b.o.b. (bee oh bee) but thats not what it is. […]

• The Scorgie

  there aren’t any definitions for the scorgie yet. can you define it?

• anti-limerick

  starts off like a limerick, but ends more awesomer. one person: “hi! can you give me an example of an anti-limerick?” another, better person: “yes: now straight along albany street where the clubs and societies meet you can learn mandarin, dance or boxing within i’m going to learn salsa, because i like corn chips.”

• Fore Skin Face

  a d-ck head. eww get your dirty hands of me foreskin face

• klogger

  is a large fiece that has trouble finding its way down the jon and becomes lodged. i have a fisty clogger in that brocken inhouse