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• bring home the bacon

  supply means of subsistence; earn a living; attain success or reach a desired goal. “women nowadays not only take care of the household but also bring home the bacon” “keith brings the bacon home with an amazing goal to win the game”

• vacuna

  polite slang for female genital organ; v-g-n- first coined as a result of a typo in a messenger group. the word originated in the netherlands in 2018 and is increasing in popularity. ‘every vacuna needs some action once in a while’ ‘females have vacunas’

• choking chester

  masturbating with cheetoh dust on your hands resulting in orange genitalia. i was choking chester and now my p-n-s is orange!

• aevah

  a short girl who is usually a tomboy. has brown hair and eye color can vary. she loves sports but doesn’t show a favorite team clearly on apparel only a favorite sport. she is to be handled with care don’t upset her or she may rip out your liver. if you wanna be with an […]

• emems

  emems is so gorgeous and cute and aw, she makes u happy when u look at her 🙂 emems is a cute pom she looks very purdy today!

• insanitarium

  a place containing many many very insane people. like an aquarium filled with insane humans. much like an insane asylum but way sweeter. “yo man, you so wack, you belong in tha muthf-ckin’ insanitarium.” insanitarium, also known as the gypsy king, is a t-tle handed down through awesome, good-willed people. the t-tle can only be […]

• indefecatola

  the inability to tell sh-t from shinola the sorost-tute is indefecatola

• wysp

  radio station that changes formats every 10 minutes; found a format ’94 wysp talks’ but then fired everyone and p-ssed everyone off. they were lucky to still have listeners because of their new morning show “the kidd chris show”. however, may 15th, 2008, kidd chris was fired due to whiny suits. wysp f-cking sucks.

• Pritical

  used when it is m-ssively important to give someone a description of how attractive someone is. dude, i have to tell you about this sarah girl, she’s heaps pritical!

• Aretino

  pietro [pye-traw] /ˈpyɛ trɔ/ (show ipa), 1492–1556, italian satirist and dramatist. historical examples and there is aretino seated on a throne, with n-ble clients laying golden vases at his feet. renaissance in italy: italian literature john addington symonds in a letter to aretino he regrets that he had not come before. the venetian school of […]

• shabeed

  anything that could or should be much better than it is. wow your house is looking really run down since you stopped taking care of it. its getting pretty shabeed.

• Amish Mantel

  a s-xual position in which a man stands and holds a woman in an upside-down 69. usually works best with a spinner. named so because he can rest his face on her oustretched legs, like a mantel, and her bush is on his chin and he looks amish. man, look at the spinner. i’d like […]

• Dubya Speak

  words george w. bush has made up. dubya speak is bad grammar combined with non-existant words. see htpp://www.dubyaspeak.com “this is a different kind of war. in the old days you used to say, well, you destroyed so many tanks or airplanes — we’re making progress. that’s not the way this war is conducted. they don’t […]

• pingtao

  an offensive and derogatory term for a person of chinese descent. d-mn pingtaos can’t understand my godd-mn chinese food order. i ordered 3 sides of fried rice not 2 sides of mushu!

• squat beat

  to m-st-rb-t- whilst in a squatting position. tell ya what dude, my legs are killing this morning, i spent all weekend squat beating! can’t wait to get home, i seriously need to have a good squat beat.

• Montgomerie

  a less h-m-s-xual name for monti

• The chocolate ghost

  taking a sh-t, then wiping your “dirty” -ss, only to see your log has mysteriously vanished from your bowl. i felt and saw that i took a giant cr-p and when i went to grab some tp it pulled “the chocolate ghost” and it was gone.

• fag factor five

  1) being in a state of extreme h-m-s-xual flamboyance. 2) being in the presence of a large number h-m-s-xual persons. guy 1: hey dude, have you been to club med gym recently? guy 2: no way man, last time i went it there it was like f-g factor five, there was so much flouncing i […]

• Band-shaped keratopathy

  band-shaped keratopathy band-shaped keratopathy n. a horizontal, gray, interpalpebral opacity of the cornea that progresses from the limbus.

• Cookie dough that hoe

  when feeling hungry at night you throw her on the bed and m-ssage her cookies with your elbicles. hey girl i’m hungry for some cookies feed me the cookie monster’s hungry let me cookie dough that hoe

• brick tamblin

  1.a weather reporter from the hit movie anchorman 1.where did you get those clothes from the toilet store 2.people like me because i’m polite and rarely late 3.when there is weather to report i report the weather 4.maybe later on we can get together and touch each other in the bathing suit area 5.years later […]

• impect

  someone as r-t-rd as gabriel zukowski. god he’s such an impect. yeah he’s basically gabriel zukowski

• sheenfernoon

  3 sl-ts, 5 lines of c-ke and a bottle of crystal. a type of party mimicking the escapades of charlie sheen. dude, i’m totally having a sheenfernoon this sat-rday.

• Patterned Mulywumpus

  a mysterious creature that has been hunted for years. it commonly releases egg sacks and the liquids it releases while doing so and the wumpus itself, are used in many household products and foods. the plural is wompi. i just read wumpus potter and the chamber of wompi. sally smells like a patterned mulywumpus. i […]

• Infidelitease

  a married man or woman who is tired of their spouse and will flirt with strangers to the point where they convince another that s-x will follow, yet they don’t deliver the goods. yeah that drunk b-tch at the bar was a total infidelitease: complained constantly about her husband but wouldn’t go home with me […]

• fallice

  a long hairy donkeys d-ck i suked on a fallice last night, a bit sweaty

• 3rd earl of henry wriothesley southampton

  [south-amp-tuh n, -hamp-] /saʊθˈæmp tən, -ˈhæmp-/ noun henry wriothesley [rahy-uh ths-lee] /ˈraɪ əθs li/ (show ipa), 3rd earl of, 1573–1624, english n-bleman, soldier, and patron of writers, including william shakespeare. a former administrative county in s england: a part of hampshire. a town on se long island, in se new york: resort town. a seaport […]

• turnsies

  when you’re playing a video game and you reach a level that is too hard, so you have someone else beat it for you and they get into it so much, to the point where they won’t give you the controller back, and you have to remind them that you’re taking turns by saying “turnsies.” […]

• asahele

  s-xy asf, the best person you’ll ever meet, a heart breaker, lovable, caring, super intelligent, a good listener, and gets my attention every day, you’re missing out if you don’t know her. asahele is always on my mind…she’s so s-xy.

• milburn

  sheffield based rock band, friends of arctic monkeys. milburn have hit rocked the charts with their hit song, ‘send in the boys’ they have released their debut alb-m ‘well well well’ and are currently doing well as newcomers. they support sheffield wednsday and started out their band in one of their granny’s attic. cl-ssy. “they’ll […]

• neck ass

  used when someone needs to be treated, possibly for doing or saying something dumb i.e.: “get yo neck azz outta here” “get yo neck -ss outta here ho”

• sasank

  indian s-x god whose d-ck cannot be resisted by any woman in the world and will grant moksha to who ever will blow his d-ck he is a sasank a f-ggot who likes d-ck in his mouth. this was not michael jecomi sasank

• Shellburner

  the act of teasing a short person about their height, then getting hit by the midget because of the tease ooooohhhh you just got sh-llbuurrned, you sh-llburner

• Bestiez!

  also bff. diffrent to best friends because bestiez! are usually cuter. girl 1: did you know charlotte and klaire are best friends? girl 2: they’re so cute together! they’re bestiez!

• corn-ballin

  something/someone thats corny/lame your jokes are corn-ballin

• iDrive

  a feature developed by bmw to make things more simplistic. it takes away all the unnecessary b-ttons and puts it all into the idrive. a n-b in the middle next to the driver that moves forward, back, diagnal (in 7-series), left and right, and down. the idrive is incredibly easy to use if you give […]

• horse hocky

  a nicer more polite way of saying bullsh-t. my cousin saying his girlfriend is fine is a big pile of horse hocky.

• sloppy adam

  when one of your friends gets so drunk that they start growing stubble on their face. this makes them look very sh-t-faced and r-t-rded. did you see the pictures from last night i was so wasted. yeah, you definately had a sloppy adam going on.

• tri delt

  one of the easiest sorority girls you’ll ever come across. tri delt – everyone else has 1. a member of the delta delta delta sorority. like many sororities, the reputation of the particular delta delta delta chapter varies depending on the college or university to which the chapter belongs. generally sorority girls are thought to […]

• Sulakma

  a gorgeous girl with an incredibly beautiful face, but doesnt want to admit it. very athletic and strong. d-mn, sulakma! you so hawt!!

• Horn War

  trying to put your pants on while in the state of full wood. “i cramped up amidst a horn war.”

• houstie

  wee hood who screams in pain as he waxes his funny eyebrows,while plotting wot car he should steal next.enjoys stealing toilet roll and jam from his local college along with his greasy accomplice.should not be trusted with a paper bag,as he will probably steal it along with ur pritt stick and go get high.sc-mbags of […]

• Koon Tunes

  all music that is rap, or hip hop. “hey jamal what are you listening to?” “some koon tunes yo!”

• firepaw

  a thunder clan apprentice who was once a kittypet. many clan-born cats are wary about him in the warriors book “into the wild,” but they get better in “fire and ice,” where he is fireheart. firepaw was so happy to be in thunder clan.

• derpus- grande

  largest possible quant-ty of derpness known to mankind. one who acts in derpus manner of extreme magnitude. id say that manuever was derpus- grande; your lucky to be alive!

• foosty

  of scottish/glaswegian derivation: rotten, gone bad ‘oi david, sniff the milk and see if its foosty’ musty, mouldy, smells bad. the bread’s foosty already! oh, it’s a week past it’s sell-by date. when something smells kinda bad….. boy, that p–p i did was foosty last night

• muffroom sauce

  the juicy subtance that c-ms out of or on top of a nice meaty, juice v-bone steak i had a delicious mouth full of m-ffroom sauce with my v-bone steak this morning.

• Three Thur

  “three thur” is an exclamation which can be used as either a gesture to give to someone or simply a way to show pride. one has an infinite amount of three thurs. “hey hunter, can i get a three thur?” “three thur!!!”

• Lube Alert

  lube alert! when u use maple syrup as lubricant old man: “d-mn i used the maple syrup again honey i need to call lube alert” lube man: “h-llo sir how can i help you?” old man: “help lube alert im stuck and i can’t pull out!”

• sexy sexy time

  anything more than a kiss. i hear he had s-xy s-xy time? oh yeah? so they like, hugged whilst kissing, right?