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• Radiobad

  a typical mainstream band whose music is played on radio stations with unskilled djs who have poor taste in music. adj. generally referring to a band that produces bad music. jim “i heard the new nickelback song today on the radio.” scott “i know, nickelback is so radiobad.” jim “most mainstream bands are cause they […]

• proet

  a person who writes proetry, or prose poetry. i write poetry in a prosaic manner, that makes me a proet.

• Double fists to recty

  the act of inserting both of one’s fists into a person’s r-ct-m. after i applied my axe body spray via the double pits to chesty technique, she got so hot that she allowed me to attempt double fists to recty on her. she won’t be sh-tting right for a month.

• Backwards Dragon

  when one consumes to much spicy food that when they sh-t it feels like their breathing fire from there -ss. karen: i ate to much spicy food at chipotles… my stomach hurts. john: holy cr-p! you better hope you don’t get the backwards dragon. karen: ewww your disgusting!

• boiey

  ‘boiey’ is a word used by young males (usually teenagers) to describe another male who they respect or admire. an individual may be called a ‘boiey’ if they have either done something funny or respectable, or if they are a generally nice, cool, or funny guy. “he’s an absolute boiey” “to be fair, he’s a […]

• disney apple

  v. the act of complementing the aesthetics of your partners genitals during the act of oral stimulation. guy 1: dude, last night i got complimented in the bathroom by this hot chick giving me a bl-wj-b! guy 2: that’s a pretty awesome way to get disney appled. apple disney disney apple

• Coretta

  coretta is a name, and unique in its own right. people with this name or a name close to this are usually more unusual and strange than most people, and are general like their name; unique. an example would be anyone named ‘coretta’, ‘corette’, ‘correta’ or anything along those lines.

• el chiquilin

  mexican for the -n-l(a hole). it can also be refered to as “el chiquito,” “el chicloso” or “el chiquistrix” man, i want to give it to her through el chiquilin.

• Sex Her

  you would have s-x with the person. jon – “d-mn that girl looks good” bob – “yea i’d s-x her”

• yodeling

  verb: to yodel, yodeling. a variation on the cl-ssic “tea-bagging” in which a male places his t-st-cl-s into his partners mouth. yodeling requires a deeper t-st-cl- to mouth level of penetration such that the the expression created by the wide opened mouth reflects the appearance of one who is yodeling. man 1: “yo she was […]

• fujji

  “fujji” a name for someone who is mainly happy, down to earth, goofy and loving but also dangerous and ready to fight what’s up fujji

• joestoy

  the purely indecent way of tonguing a female in or around the b-tthole. may be also called gummy tonguing, or gummy worming. man, last night i gave her the best joestoy ever. d-mn right, i gummy wormed her like her -ss was a chocolate donut.

• floopity goop

  a word used to describe dip when others think it’s gross. also can be used to describe the art of packing a lip, a fat–ss lip hey, kris lets go get some floopity goop

• Chingasm

  ‘verb’ to have an -rg-sm of the chin. after stroking of chin, one becomes so turned on they -rg-sm. “carly and gracie chin rape people till they chingasm!” a “chingasm” is the extremely fast movement of the chin and/or throat area. although the causes of chingasms are unclear, it is now confirmed that a loose […]

• Kolpy

  a man, usually chunky who is an expert at -ss-ssinations, and randomly yelling kolpy! he also works with his partner, stogle. man1:yo man, did you here about kolpy and stogle on the news today, they killed about 289 scene kids! man2: good for them!

• Dippit Gonk

  adj. scots. a normally intelligent person who has momentarily decided to become an imbecile. what’s that. you put diesel in? the car runs on petrol, ya dippit gonk!

• Electronically Unavailable

  adj.- without a blackberry, pda or cell phong; unable to text; no wi-fi available for e-mail management, facebook status updates or gchatting. try as you may, but the only way to reach me will be by smoke signals or messenger pigeons. worse than emotionally unavailable because there will be no way to convey that but […]

• pornographical error

  when one purchases or watches a different s-xuality of p-rnography than what they are. billy realized he had made a p-rnographical only a mere two and a half hours into the ‘down on the farm’ dvd he purchased.

• goo ga

  overkill. excessive shiz. way way way too much. ridiculously overdone. example 1 me: hey check out jenny’s new shirt! looks like she went a little deep end with the bedazzler. you: yeah, too much goo ga. example 2 i hate rocky road ice cream. too much goo ga.

• Verbal Fellatio

  excessive complimenting of an individual or a group for completing a task. verbal f-ll-t– takes one of two forms, both equally insulting: (1) the completed task is so mundane or trivial that the given comment is perceived as insincere. (2) closure of the task is a modern day miracle considering the abundance of incompetent personnel […]

• Dignity

  1. a proper sense of pride and self-respect. 2. seriousness, respectfulness, or formality in somebody’s behavior and bearing. 3. the condition of being worthy of respect, esteem, or honor. 4. the respect or honor that a high rank or position should be shown. 5. a high rank, position, or honor. what dignity is… 1. self-respect. […]

• fruitycall

  when a friend of the same s-x mysteriously calls or texts your after 2am, wanting to “hang out”. my buddy bruce fruitycalled me at 2:30am. he swears he just wants to “hang out”, but i’m not so sure about his motives.

• bungee jumping

  when you jump off a really really high place, and the rope does the rest! guy 1: bungee jumping sounds so cool, i’m gonna do it twice! guy 2: good cuz your gonna do it three times to have fast intercourse you knew they were definitely bungee-jumping by the sounds coming from the garage. when […]

• trent storm

  f-ckin h-m- trent storm is a f-ckin h-m-

• Buskey

  a infectious wart-like object that grows on someones body. it often secretes puss and in rare cases, sprouts hair. they can be very annoying and if itched or irritated may spread. avoiding contact with humans is necessary. wow, there is a huge buskey growing on my leg. should i go to the hospital?

• Inner monologue high

  when you become so zooted (stoned) that you begin talk to yourself in the third person, while often creating imaginary people to have hypothetical conversations with. essentially, you are having a conversation with multiple people that are within your mind discussing hypothetical situations that are often ridiculous and far-fetching. dude1: john, look at that man […]

• Quitcherbitchinamenophin

  a make-believe drug often suggested as a remedy for whining. clerk surfing the internet instead of working: “boy my fingers sure are sore from all this mouse clicking” manager: “open the first aid kit in the break room and take a couple quitcherb-tchinamenophin”

• lblblblb

  a sound made when someone is excited by something. or if you see a fit girl. wow, look at sonia. lblblblb!

• webinard

  an ineffective webinar speaker, or disruptive webinar audience member; pr-ne to having his/her mic turned on without realizing it, and/or to experiencing hardware/software problems that delay the start of the session. typical webinard took 10 minutes to get his sh-t together. next time i’m not signing-in until 10 after. some webinard has his mic turned […]

• sweet lad

  a person or individual dedicated to the hunt for gash. often found in areas with loud music such as bars or clubs josh has so much success with the ladies. he is relentless, persistent and charming, often embarking on a malicious gash-hunt. this is what i call a sweet lad

• soup brain

  a stupid person, an idiot, someone who has no idea what is going on at any given time. person 1: she got lost on the trip, so clueless! person 2: she’s a major idiot soup brain.

• Spunked up

  a northern england term, predominantly school age.. referring to the act of male -j-c-l-t–n. when you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely. to c-m. i was laid in bed imagining joyce choking on my salty bell last night. i beat my meat so hard that i sp-nked up all over.

• thingy-ma-doober

  something that you don’t know the name of of but is of grand importance when you don’t know the name of a coffee drink so you call it a thingy-ma-doober

• fatiyah

  is just a fat girl that live under her own ego.be careful when you be a friend of her because she seems nice but slowly will dump you when she found someone else to be friend with.she might be friendly and nice girl but don’t ever been fooled with that characteristic.in a good way,she also […]

• coolie cold

  when one is s-xually attracted to a person of indo-caribbean descent she tasted his curry so now she has that coolie cold. amanda be chasing after jhanesh. she definitely has that coolie cold. “omg britney, look at ramesh’s long, thick, black hair. i think i caught the coolie cold.”

• he ho (n.)

  a male s-xual confidante, booty call, or bed buddy. “i dont love them he hos!”

• cybersnooping

  less serious than cyberstalking, cybersnooping involves using the internet to find out as much as one can about a person they are obsessed with. when pat and jess broke up, jess had a hard time letting go, so jess started cybersnooping on pat, spending a lot of time googling and following pat on social media […]

• The Blindfold

  while in the 69 position, the partner on top takes a sh-t on the other partners face so that it covers the eyes of the partner on the bottom. resembling a blindfold. dude i was on top of your mom 69ing her and gave her the blindfold!

• doushe flute

  queer sucking on a vape during a party in my garage, this drunken queer fell off a cooler onto the floor and his doushe flute and berry flavor juice went skating in pieces across the floor buy the domain for your pet vlog

• quanchy

  some one who is ugly or smelly or both ewwwww he’s such a quanchy person and so smelly and ugly gross

• rudolph hitler

  christmas addition of adolf hitler mom:lets watch rudolph the red nosed reiindeer ! kid: no way rudolph hitler is way better

• colonia high school

  a dumb-ss school for r-t-rded -ss n-gg-s d-mn don’t date her, she go to colonia high school

• Alan day

  1. a day where everything seems to go wrong, and just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, oh they do. 2. a phenomenon composed of a series of unfortunate events that occurs to servers once in a while, especially those working at red lobster. 3. someone who’s made alan money. “how was your […]

• whorecake

  a generic insult, typically in reference to a female. it does not relate at all to one’s comfort with her s-xuality or fondness for pastry. emma, without relating to her comfort with her s-xuality or fondness for pastry, is a wh-r-cake. a cake with a delightful v-g-n-l waste topping; a person who is a wh-r-. […]

• Feed My Llama

  a more positive use for the letters ‘fml’ person 1: ugh.. fml person 2: what’s up? person 1: just do it person 2: wtf? person 1: i only asked a for a favour person 2: no, you said f-ck my life, so i asked what was up person 1: no, i said feed my llama, […]

• Chubby Cock Holster

  a promiscuous, full figured woman who is builded like a brick sh-thouse. bradley said; april may be a full figured girl, but it’s in all the right places. ed said; yea, & i heard she’s a “chubby c-ck holster”…

• Doush Wack

  when you know someone who displays mannerism of which could be called a doush while also acting like he/she lack complete knowledge in anything and inadvertantly cannot understand what is going on around them! this lady changed her locks and has asked her manager of her apt to open it on multiple occ-ssions. on the […]

• poes- woes

  south african term for f-cked up, strung out, amazingly cool, unstoppable and hardcore. all rolled into one. don’t mess with my auntie, she’s poes- woes.

• fnurglewitz

  from an article “i have no words & i must design”, published in 1994 in interactive fantasy #2, a british roleplaying journal. i offer this term in an effort to destroy the inane, and overhyped, word “interactive.” the future, we are told, will be interactive. you might as well say, “the future will be fnurglewitz.” […]

• beach cruisers

  flip-flops, sandals, anything you wear at the beach. a. hey mate, have you seen my beach cruisers? b. ye’, they’re in the car.