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• pumperspice

  another way of saying, cr-p, stupid, dumb and other such adjectives that describe a rather sucky occurance. well this is just pumperspice that i don’t have enough bones in my caddyhatch because even nillionaires have enough to do that!

• Wet Ass-Burp

  after j-zzing in your partner’s -ss, have them fart, and blow it all over your face, and finally make them lick it off. max: “oh hey you remember jenny?” tanner: “oh h-ll yeah man. what about her?” max: “oh last night, i was doing her in the -ss, and made her have a wet -ss-burp!” […]

• King Willie

  n. 1. a jamaican drug lord. 2. a houngan or bokor. 3. someone who believes that power is more important than monetary wealth. if you want some good weed there’s a king willie working over by docks. but don’t disrespect his posse or he’ll turn your -ss into a zombie. that vp is a serious […]

• Pam Beesly

  the most relatable and cute character on the hit tv show “the office”. she is an aspiring artist with big dreams. she works best alongside jim halpert, who is a s-xy beast. amy- “did you watch the office last night?” nancy- “chyeah! i love pam beesly!” amy- “me too! she’s a babe!” nancy- “…” amy- […]

• creeanomax

  another way of describing a fly automobile. man that pinto is creeanomax, yo!

• Teapublican

  a member of the republican/tea party. joe miller’s personnel records must be released, orders alaska judge what? a teapublican was disciplined for being unethical and doesn’t want the voters to know his history? tea party + republican a member of the republican party, with strong anti-government sentiments, who often believes that national security, and expressions […]

• katiphia

  a fly b-tch with drrty jerz skills and a knack for bitin n scratchin (see dirty kate) yo, mang – where’d you get that bruise?? ah bro, i f—ed some katiphia last night, dayum.

• rungry

  the insatiable hunger that ensues immediately after a long run. also occurs as you ramp up your mileage while training for a long distance race. this marathon training plan is making me constantly rungry!

• tanghole

  s-xual slang for -n-s or r-ct-m. i would like to screw her in the tanghole.

• Tramdock

  1. provides cheap gear for endlessly devoted skiers. 2. ski b-ms go-to-site to find deals on planks, boots, ski-specific gear 3. a site devoted to helping the ski b-m still make rent; can be as epic as a pow day. tramdock epic ski b-m pow

• University of Kentucky

  best university in the continental united states of america, finest education available, and home to the best and winningest basketball team (soo much better than duke)on the face of the earth. nuclear physicist: “lets see, we have applicants from harvard, yale, and mit. who do we pick?” other nuclear physicist: “throw those away, we have […]

• Jitter Ass

  a sk-nky, or particularly un-kooth dressed female individual with an -ss that blows or jiggles in the wind. jitter -sses, are usually seen waiting on corners for buses or other modes of transportation while also being oblivious to the fact that their s-xual nature is being exploited by their clothing, and intelligence level. lisa: john, […]

• Pink playground

  1. v-g-n-, cooter, tw-t have i had s-x recently? why yes, i romped in the pink playground just yesterday!

• danielle bregoli

  some b-tch that thinks she’s cool because she was on dr. phil and got some lucky fame. girl #1: omg. have you heard about that cash me ousside girl. she’s like so cool. ever since danielle bregoli been on dr. phil, i want to be on dr. phil too! girl #2: you do know there’s […]

• Talisha

  hottest girl you will ever meet! all the boys want her because she is so amazing. often hated my haters, but loved by her friends. most of the time has more male friends than female because she is a cool, easy going chick! she likes just hanging with her buds! and everyone likes to hang […]

• Grumfalumfakiss

  1. someone who is grumpy. kyle: hey steve! steve: stfu! kyle: wtf… stan: someone is a grumfalumfakiss…

• ursurla

  beautiful, amazon queen ursurla is ranked up high like xena.

• Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

  a sarcastic phrase meant to downplay the complaint or misfortune of another person, similar to playing the world’s tiniest violin with one’s fingers. it is a reference to the -ss-ssination of president lincoln. can be subst-tuted with any phrase referring to a tragic event, such as, “other than that, how was the flight, sullie?” “i […]

• ycsmmfd

  you c-nt, suck my motherf-cking d-ck – f-ck you gay f-ck! – ycsmmfd

• Calcutta Meat Pie

  giving a rim job to a leper. in order to forget he had munged his ex, bob joined the peace corp and eventually found himself giving a calcutta meat pie.

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• Shake It Up

  a terrible and unoriginal new show starring two girls who can’t dance to save their lives. their jokes are lame, overused, and uninteresting. they also have an overused laughtrack and they’re on a hit dance show called “shake it up”. totally original, right? and it’s on… you guessed it, disney channel. this show is a […]

• Snickeling

  it’s the every verb. when a person can not think of a verb, or does not wish to say it, the word snickeling is interjected in its place. meant to sound yiddish. 1) i walk into the bathroom and this dude is snickeling all over the floor! 2) i walk into the bedroom and they […]

• daht

  daht wayyyyy. “yeah daht way i need dah moolah by tuesday”

• Capdown

  capdown short for capitolist downfall. surprisingly anti-capitolist milton keynes ska core. f-cking incredible. “wow, i saw capdown, i now have a creater meaning in my life” “i love capdown” “f-ck mcdonalds” capdown a policticlly charged ska-core band from the u.k. very energetic and better than you at playing ska listen to em’

• prairie trash

  midwestern people who use methamphetamines, women who like to seep around, obese people, country folks. blanket insult for midwesterners. midwestern equivalent of redneck. used in the show “it’s always sunny in philadelphia.” adrian, that girl megan is prairie trash, don’t sleep with her. stop wearing camouflage jackets around in the city, that’s such a prairie […]

• fuck dome

  1) to pop someone’s eye out of their head, and have intercourse with the empty ocular cavity. 2) to shoot someone in the head with a .45 caliber round or higher and brain matter explodes out of the bullet holes. 3) to be really high and have your dome all f-cked up. 1) “if you […]

• BoYng

  another word for “cool”. a cooler word for cool. i boynger word for cool… dude, “cool” is so out. you’re totally not boyng…

• feekhole

  the orifice where feek is located. fecally, the -ss. f-ckally, the v-g-n-. either way, it’s slang for a person with their head lodged in their own. you’re so full of feeking feek, you feeking feekhole.

• chotitas

  women who are only the prime of the prime, the hottest of the hot! when you spread their legs you see a tropical forest that takes you in! they are the most beautiful of creatures in the region, like tucans and wallabees! a woman with mind and soul! a woman that does not have a […]

• heiaibrbfiakbe

  a phrase used often while texting to express extreme pain or frustration ughhhh whyyyy heiaibrbfiakbe!!!

• banoonie

  another word for banana. “we have a plant in our garden , we reckon’ its growing banoonies” erin stated

• reniggin

  when you change your mind or 2nd thoughts i ant coming over no more man you reniggin

• born to raise hell

  we know how to do it and we do it real well. born to raise h-ll, born to raise h-ll play that guitar just like ringing a bell

• goonx egg

  swollen lump from a major goonx, often on the shin or ankle, or on the elbow, where it would more likely be known as a swellbow or chimichanga. the sign of a ripe goonxegg is when you can feel the fluid filled pouch bounce up and down as you walk. i’m only wearing one sock […]

• Mexican Torture Stick

  an alternative name for a shovel. the name derives from the fact that mexicans in the usa often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. like construction, gardening, road building, or farming. why? a) many americans are too f-ckin’ lazy/fat to do said jobs. b) the aforementioned mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants. “dude, […]

• francisco rivera

  he daddy asf and he friend silver is daddy too d-mn look at francisco rivera he’s daddy

• sauce chasm

  the gap between the crust of a pizza and the beginning of the cheese. the exorbitant amount of sauce that is collected in between the two, serving no other purpose than to p-ss you off. the no man’s land where the cheese ends and the crust begins, covered only by marinara. i left an extra […]

• Aewc

  aewc alaska eskimo whaling system

• Drazie

  a mix of drowsy and crazy. it is also a subst-tute for 9.69 on the tiredness scale i’m feeling very drazie at the moment…

• Herzog

  a last name. it means ‘duke’ in german… hey! herzog get over here! to herzog is to do something you know you shouldn’t due to tremendous peer pressure. she did a herzog when she jumped her tired horse to involuntarily throw up or vomit in one’s mouth “if you continue to talk about ron jeremy […]

• crisser

  verb created from criss. may be the most used swear-word in the province of québec, as it is used for almost everything. also, consider : criss-m-nt as an adverb, criss or crisse as an adjective, criss or crisse as a name a) où est-ce que j’ai crissé ça? b) je m’en crisse. c) qu’est-ce que […]

• xd rawr

  a term used by emo f-ckboys to hit on an emo sl-t. emo girl: my bra is too tight, can u fix it? emo f-ckboy: xd rawr! -emo girl blushes-

• ChilliJilli

  a totally awesome person named jilli that also likes chilli. “jilli likes chilli.” “she must be a chillijilli!” “yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

• backdoor sex

  when you f-ck a girl in the -ss. “are you down for backdoor s-x?”

• Bazooms

  gigantic b–bs like double implants on jenna jameson! jesus f-ckin christ dude check out her bazooms! big br–sts d-mn that chick had a pair of bazooms

• McPhone

  the main phone used in a mcdonald’s restaurant. it is usually half-dead, coated in grease, and lost. therefore, every mcdonald’s employee must have their own cell phone. mcdonald’s manager: d-mnit! where’s the phone?! i can hear it ringing! who used it last?! mcployee: you mean the mcphone? i think it’s in the fried chicken rack. […]

• Chame

  the combination of cheap and lame. usually something not cool. dude i just stepped in dog poo with my new sneakers, that’s so chame! 2 more definitions a persona defined by words and actions reflecting a deep seated sense of narcissism and vanity and is often reflected by egotistical and arrogant comments brandon – says […]

• failbarge

  a more extreme or severe version of a failboat. like a failboat, but worse. your stupidity and failure is total. you don’t even captain the failboat, you captain the failbarge.

• Indera

  indera is unique and patient. she is rare, like a exotic sapphire. she has a heart as big as the ocean and a loves without limits. she is gorgeous both on the inside and out. she is funny, and loves to laugh. she has a heart of gold, everyone loves her! she is an example […]