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- richmond hill, ga
a town with sn-bby country rich kids, old people with a little bit of dough in there pockets. filled with more country -ss people who call you bubba even if you are a girl, and a few cute g-y guys. also the school sucks donkey d-ck and everyone who works there is a b-tch/-sshole😒 have […]
- second hand music
when you hear music coming from another sound system other than your own or from someone else. in the car, i heard second hand music coming from a car in the traffic next to us.
- scene machine
any member of the t-mobile sidekick family. especially, however not exclusively, when used by a kid who belongs to the “scene.” the “scene” is most readily identified by boys or girls wearing tight pants, sporting haircuts which cover exactly three fifths of their face (from top corner to bottom opposite corner, and always covering at […]
- esta de pelo
off the chain in spanish…also known as awesome. word that we enjoy shouting drunk.. esta de pelo, mi amiga!!
- builder’s remorse
when a corporation or inst-tution (museum, university), signs off on the creation of a new building for itself, usually designed by a “starchitect”, convinced that this new “home” will bestow prestige, success, and street-cred among its -ssociates, patrons, and even its rivals. occurrence usually coincides with various economic “bubbles” where cash seems to be overflowing […]
- Ghoonies
a neighborhood that is somewhat on the outskirts of a larger city, of poor working cl-ss citizens and characteristically struggling with crime. the term is a portmanteau of “ghetto” and “boonies” man, you don’t wanna be in the ghoonies. not only will they mug you, you’ll be stuck out there with no ride back.
- trumpet playing scolop
the ultimate come bk there is nothin u can say that beats it not a word but o well ur losing @ a game of lets say… checkers n ur m8s just took 2 of ur pieces this is the perfect opportunity 2 call him a trumpet playing scolop
- Sleveen
a sly , creepy or untrustworthy individual. usually directed at pikeys or inhabitants of manchester.pr-nounced sleeve-een ‘don’t let that sleveen tw-t anywhere near my kids ! ‘i wouldn’t trust that f-cker with the lotto tickets, everyone knows he,s a dirty sleveen bollix someone who teases you, tricks you, does something sneaky or mischievous. to call […]
- LaChance
when having unprotected s-x with a women, the male only pulls out after he already starts to c-m in her. leaving a 50/50 chance of pregnancy. chauncy: “hey did you wear a condom before you violated that slam pig.” chris: “no, i’m a risk taker. so i decided to give her a lachance.”
- under armor
brand of exspensive clothing offering undergarments and cold/hot/wet weather gear. great quality and performance. just bought some under armor man, best there is.
- Fat Goff
a little rugby player that breaks my ipod and takes it in the p–per. syn. ds goff shut up, fat goff. and stop breaking my ipod.
- beth tfiloh
faaaauckkkk yuuu fauckkkkkkk oufff yaaa coooontt beth tfiloh
- artenisa
usually a girl with a big -ss who also has a nice face. very outgoing and not shy. has a lot of talents and skills. all boys want her. oh my god, joanne, look at artenisa’s body. i’m so jealous of her!
- Iloop
to not understand, to question, to not make sense yo you dont make sense, your stenses are iloop (ex:your mind is iloop and you should be shot.)
- tomato hair
when a man or woman breaks another person’s hymen then proceeds to put their head on the bl–dy v-g-n- mopping up the blood with their hair i need a man who can do the tomato hair
- Special Fucker
someone who’s is completely f-cking ridiculous but you love them too much to reject them my boyfriend is a special f-cker
- love poop
when two people who love each other find themselves p–ping excessively around the same time. they were so in love they had love p–ps.
- crotch patty
its when your so hungry that a womans p-ssy actually looks like a chicken patty making you more hungry and actually try to eat it dude: i was so hungry i saw my girlfriends crotch patty in my dreams man: dude u dont have a girl friend dude: i know!
- trump promise
when a person promises to do something so grandiose, that it is quite clearly obvious that they will not be able to follow through with said promise. a grandiose promise that won’t be fulfilled and is made in an effort to show off. -maxamillion is running for cl-ss president of new voices elementary and is […]
- Jazzilicious
jazzy/delicious. a great flavor, tune, idea, ect… that was jazzilicious dinner and party!
- walking the penguin
female masturbation where is joann? she in her room, walking the penguin. masturbating, jerking off. also walking the dog. walking the penguin is a good thing… if you don’t have any better place to put the penguin into.
- NUKE.0
1 litre of vodka,1 litre of irn bru, designed to create madness he had so much nuke.0 last night, it was awesome
- Christy McSweatervest
a euphemism for rick santorum referencing his religious rhetoric and sweatervest. christy mcsweatervest said president obama is a sn-b for wanting kids to go to college
- Scarlet V
the scarlet v is the term used to describe people who are still virgin. you didn’t tell her about the scarlet v, did you?
- Sex Spot
a certain place where you touch a person that turns them on/causes an -rg-sm. mikayla: -uhhhn- erin: whoa? mikayla: don’t touch my neck, it’s a s-x spot.
- Jew Stomp
captain falcon’s ariel down+a attack in super smash bros. melee, named for its similarity to the action of stomping on a person of jewish faith or hebrew descent. samus just got jew stomped! teh lollercaust!
- that backpack kid
some one who recieves only a backpack for christmas and reps apple pouches “i better be good this year for christmas or ill end up like that backpack kid” -“yo do you see that bro, who is he” -“its “that backpack kid”
- glassed
to be -ssaulted or attacked with gl-ss as the weapon “that l-ssie got gl-ssed and no c-nt leaves here till we find out what c-nt did it” -begbie, trainspotting to be extremely and belligerently drunk and confused. that pizza was so good friday. what pizza? you ate like three slices… wow i must have been […]
- Brorse Code
the special form of communication between a group of bros. bro : i think we’re receiving something… (high-pitched) “bro brooooooo bro bro bro bro broooooo” bro : i think our fellow bro is saying “bring nintendo gamecube” in brorse code!
- premature comeupage
waking up too early after a long, late night of partying. nate: i gotta take a nap, i partied to hard last night. chris: yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.
- Bumbblefuck
someone who mummbles, fumbles, or stumbles is a b-mbblef-ck man, when i get drunk, im such a b-mbblef-ck.
- Schmeckeldorf
1. complete ownage of someone 2. a random nickname for a dog 1. “wow! yesterday, i totally schmeckeldorfed someone on call of duty!” 2. “aww, what’s his name?” “scruffy, but we call him schmeckeldorf.”
- oompa loompa porn
midget men trying to go doggystyle on full sized women. in most scenarios, the midget gets tired, and the woman just sits on his d-ck or blows him to get the c-mshot. google brings 3280 approx. results for oompa loompa pr0n.
- typical tuson
someone from south england, typically liskard, that spends his money on ridiculous things such as gucci shoes and razer phones. by the way he speaks like a janner. “hey you know our mate? he’s wearing gucci shoes.” “what a typical tuson”
- cumdershirt
n. a t-shirt that you no longer wear, but you keep in your drawer as if you did wear it, and now its primary purpose is to clean up your c-m. you can also use it to dry off your girl if she is super wet. rosie: ugh, what do we do now? mac: do […]
- dixan
a real f-g. he acted very dixan.
- Wautoma
a town in the middle of nowhere, wisconsin where cow-tipping, “dragging” main, and parties in cornfields are all too common. in the city of wautoma, there is no social life whatsoever.
- hospitutionalized
a person whis is hopspitalized and inst-tutionalized at the same time in the same place that crazy chick is hospitutionalized!
- smokey bear
n. trucker-speak for a state trooper/highway patrolman. mostly shortened to just bear. see bear report, county mounty, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel. my dad was the first trucker to ever overtake an ohio smokey bear on the highway without getting a ticket; he’s a living legend among truckers.
- Infa
short for infidel you infidel!
- a har
a har is short for men who laugh a lot for no reason. it has it’s background in ghanaian culture and was coined by an expat in san jose, ca. it was really odd when calvin was being an a har for laughing after gary fell, made no sense.
- majoozle
to smoke a lot of marijuana, and consequently speak in profoundments, most of which you think are completely mind-blowing despite the fact that they could be thought up by 5 year olds. “yes, bob, i know that grapefruits don’t even look like grapes. don’t majoozle on me.”
- zacka
1. a person that is a god at 2k or/and fortnite 2. a very popular group in school 3. getting tricked 1. that guys a zacka 2. you just got zackaed
- Pomofrito
pomegranite flavored fritos i opened a variety pack of chips and found a pack of pomofritos
- secretyness
adv; (see-kra-tee-nes): a manner of evading matters of personal disclosure with the intent of creating further curiosity. used to lure men off mysp-ce to steal their kidney. many of his friends warned him that the secretyness of her messages could only lead to a bitter end.
- Effersmitter
a person who never responds to any text messages, never returns phone calls and ignores all attempts of contact via facebook. a person who introduces you to the worst people you shall ever meet. she never texted me back… what an effersmitter! this guy just played me big time! i bet an effersmitter introduced you […]
- Biden Slap
to slap a woman in a garden variety way. as defined by vice president joe biden. hooker: i think i should get more than 20% for my services. pimp: shut up b-tch or i’m gonna biden slap you!
- Whatovit?
a word used as a question to reply to someone else questioning you. “so we’re having a couple chardonnays…whatovit?” adam sandler
- Pursuing a solo career
after the break-up of a combo who were making sweet music together, the one who just ends up sitting alone in the dark reminiscing while he fingers his instrument is said to be pursuing a solo career. so what happened to david van day after dollar split up? oh, he’s pursuing a solo career in […]
- Phonad
phonad – a person who makes silly phonecalls and won’t get off the line. often confused with a dork. most telemarketers are phonads. i was going to call you, but this stupid phonad called and wouldn’t get off the line