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• Pronto Toronto

  a canadian slang command for getting tasks done quickly. origins: this phrase may have originated from the canadian television show, being erica. “i need this faxed to the -ssociate director, pr-nto toronto!”

• Mopeeps

  (n.) people compelled to look through your hotel window when they walk by. “hey marie, all these mopeeps are checking out the room.”

• spongebob gay

  to be as gay as spongebob. mac “hey bob” smacks bobs b-tt bob “get away from me, that was spongebob gay!!”

• explody face

  1. when whatever makeup you have on your face spontaneously combusts. 2. a suicide bomber that has a pretty face. “sh-t! i have explody face!” “run bob run! there is an explody face right behind you!”

• rohanned

  rohanned. inf.verb; used in a situation when a person of poor judgement consumes a heroic amount of alcohol, also possibly paired with several cigarettes, and ultimately pays the price, becoming into a vegetable like state. ‘oh man, michael was completely rohanned at that party’

• FUBIT

  a combination of the words uber and fit. used when described the body of a fellow h-m-sapien. oh my god that girl/guy is fubit the b–tch is fubit

• meat sleeve

  a woman. or a woman’s v-g-n-. take a look at that sloppy meat sleeve over yonder. person, usually female; who engages in copious amounts of coital behavior often with unshaven strangers. oh man, heather is such a meatsleeve; she took a bubble bath at the party and got tag teamed. the un-circ-msized skin on the […]

• stinky houdini

  when you’re driving an ambulance and you fart. you then open the windows so it blows back into the patient compartment to make the patient think your partner just farted. my partner just hit me with a stinky houdini

• hairy banger

  hairy banger refers to a hairy p-n-s “look i’ve got a hairy banger”

• showerfume

  to use excessive perfume instead of showering. man , jenny should take a real bath instead of a showerfume , she stinks !

• roflmac

  rolling on the floor masterbating and crying johnny roflmac’d on his computer after looking at p-rn.

• Risley

  a very small village full of old people, be warned as it is known for them to hide in bushes and jump out at p-ssing people! they wish to steal your youth, be warned! girl: did you just see that man in risley? boy: nope! girl: he’s watching us in that bush!

• Alyxszandra

  alyxszandra is quite possibly the best spinoff of the common name: alexandra. if the name isn’t any indication alyxszandras are bad spellers. they are extremely athletic and can brighten anyone’s day. despite being s-xy as h-ll and having looks that could make mila kunis jealous she is typically very sweet and kind. being as kind […]

• Flip Your Bitchcake’s Lid

  to lose one’s temper. alison flipped her b-tchcake’s lid when she found out that donny was in love with another man.

• Igniforence

  a state of ignorant indifference (indifference due to ignorance), or indifferent ignorance (purposeful ignorance caused by indifference). “since he did not care whether the p–pdeck had been properly swabbed, wierdbeard the pirate was totally igniforent about the ship’s overall cleanliness.” – igniforence

• Pione

  1. a state of greatness beyond what is commonly found amongst successful people and usually used in a sentence with the word “upcrease” proceeding it. 2. used to agree with a friend’s suggestion or something that have said. sometimes will be replaced with the shortened version, “pi-1” (pr-nounced “pie-one”). kid 1: “yo lets go to […]

• grymush

  horseman,horseowner, stableman,groom, horserider,studowner d-ckeye chavgrymush lookout mate horse owner

• Jim and the Povolos

  a band, per se, made up of some super cool and talented people, including jim povolo, lauren lopez, dylan saunders, meredith stepien, jamie lynn beatty, and brian holden. some of these members are also part of team starkid. jim and the povolos have an ep called the holiday club including songs like the holiday club […]

• Bitches & Cash

  the good life. that which you should strive to achieve. hank moody has b-tches & cash. living the good life. and plenty of drugs.

• placebo affect

  the look on your face when somebody is talking about something you don’t care about, but you want to seem interested. he was prattling on about crossfit during our date, so i had to give him the placebo affect since he’s so hot and i heard he’s hung.

• of the gay

  basically gay; a way of saying that something is gay without directly calling it gay (“of the” is used to signify that the thing being referred to is of gay origin, and it’s left to the listener to deduce that the thing, therefore, must be gay–but note, that the listener has a choice here, and […]

• monstrous

  if your really amazing at something man, that kids monstrous at call of duty 4

• Chrisandra

  a girls name who is very pretty, has alot of friends, and everyone loves to hangout with her. oh yeah shes a chrisandra

• Lemon Sober

  when someones obviously drunk but in denial. tom: is harry drunk? harry: i am not drumnkrr grace: of course you’re not! he’s lemon sober! tom: oh, okay then.

• shitakery

  the art of sh-t talking. the ability to respond with quick comebacks in a verbal gunfight. man! my folks were really at each other’s throats last night! the sh-takery was in full effect. guy#1: you’re ugly! guy#2: yeah?! well you’re… d-mn. i’m just no good at sh-takery

• Morning Woodn’t

  waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. antonym: morning wood. john woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn’t.

• Floor Drugs

  drugs that are found on the ground, usually at electronic music dance shows. they can be either in a bagged or out in the open state. when i was up near the stage i looked down and found these floor drugs. i’m going to have the best night of my life!

• LOLCH

  lolch stands for lots of little cartoon hearts, and is used often in texting when one is happy or in love but not certain which type of smiley to use. texting: quin: uh, christy? i’m not sure how to say this but… i love you. maya: omg! me too! lolch!!!

• glooby

  a type of fishing fly popularised by the famous taxidermist called teppe. believed to originate from champagnole circa late 1970’s early 1980’s. used extensively in poland, vescancy and wales. along with the palmer is often cited in divorce proceedings. here is a fly from ‘four a chaud’ it is called the glooby. the act of […]

• covert imperialism

  covert: hidden not there imperialism: empire-like therefore= a country that acts as though it is a republic or other socially accepted government, but acts and is an empire with colonies and an emperor like leader america is a covert imperialism

• alter–egoism

  expanded egoism that is focused on alter ego, a significant other for whom you care as much or even more than for yourself. chekhov’s darling is a perfect example of alter–egoism: she gives herself up to her loved ones and lives solely by their interests and feelings. this is her way to cherish her own […]

• take a beating

  to be injured in a conflict man, you coutld really take a beating.

• melomag

  creative art form music, cinematography, design,architecture,poetry melody & magazine m + a + m e r u l t g o g d y

• sclanket

  a portmanteau of the words “scarf” and “blanket”. a garment that is larger than a scarf but smaller then a blanket. araceli looks really great in her sclanket, i wonder where she bought it. buy the domain for your foodie vlog

• Personal Drainer

  a plumber my toilet has a leak. better call my personal drainer

• protogent

  1. a malicious antivirus protogent (protegent) is a antivirus that is of course fake, and the company grabbed a character from the kids tv show super why. i am protogent, your security is my motto. install me on your computer, to protect your data better. with me there no viruses could enter your computer! malware, […]

• Dutch Oven Trumping

  as with the normal dutch oven, the man parps under the covers and submits his woman to a world of fetid b-m-stench. however, in an act of cunning revenge, the woman waits a while for the smell to dissipate, and then convinces the man to perform oral s-x on her. when the man eventually concedes, […]

• fejiro

  these girls are usually very outgoing people . they always have their friends backs and aren’t afraid to show they’re fellings . though they may come off as intimidating once you get to know them you’ll fall in love with their personality . boy : man i’ve always wanted me a fejiro girl : what’s […]

• don’t shit in your own backyard

  a variant of “don’t bite the hand that feeds you”, ‘don’t sh-t in your own backyard’ means don’t trash a good thing, take advantage of or ruin a close relationship. if you have a positive situation or loving or giving person in your life, you should be careful to protect it/them. when you abuse the […]

• Knockers on the Knockers

  in reference to when a woman has pierced nipples. petey: “so how was it?” howie: “dude, she had knockers on the knockers and the man in the boat with anchor!”

• mangoose

  half man, half genderless goose i was raped by a mangoose. 1 more definition a pear-shaped h-m-s-xual male, characterized by a large round b-ttocks and bulbous belly, below a thin upper body. movement of a mangoose can best be described as waddling, while thin birdlike arms are held horizontally with hands dangling limply at the […]

• blogsick

  a state of withdrawal from blogging or not having internet acsess to view/update weblogs. after his first week camping, ian was beginning to feel blogsick.

• AO Technology

  when playing ball, and you want to have a “code name” for an alley oop, you say, “ao technolagee…”. civil definition (c/o wikipedia) —————– an alley oop in basketball is an offensive play in which one player throws the ball up near the basket to a teammate (or, much more rarely, to himself) who jumps, […]

• Rallis

  an extremely long basketball shot. meant to be made, although no effort was made whatsoever for its completion. usually results in removing from the court. tony was rallising against white plains, he chucked up mad threes and a rallis.

• Lackomotivated

  1: a lack of motivation caused by laziness, drunkenness, or getting high. 2: having no desire to get off your -ss and do something. matt is to lackomotivated to get anything less than a d in any subject. i’d go to the store but i’m lackomotivated.

• babywhore night on the town

  a mix between paris hilton perfume and bo megan: ew can you smell that girls perfume? kathleen: yeah, it smells like babywh-r- night on the town

• LeisureSuit

  a sophisticated name for the wealthy given to a cheap matching department store type tracksuit. leisuresuits are required to have matching colour top to bottom whilst supporting equal width pinstripes running down the outside of both sleeves & pant legs. rod gave rosemary a mouthful for only washing the top half of his leisuresuit. “wanna […]

• nuhqugly

  abbreviation for “not quite ugly.” used in similar notion to fugly and qugly. generally in reference to the girls/guys who are perfect 5s (out of 10). they’re not unattractive, but you wouldn’t sleep with them. these people mostly go unnoticed by society – like movie extras in real life. eric: i think that girl is […]

• attention-box

  an attention-box is someone who has to have all the attention in every situation. they are the “all eyes on me” type. they will go out of their way to create situations that draw the attention to themselves. can you believe tom shaved his head? he’s such an attention-box.

• ower

  someone who hasn’t paid their debts. someone who owes you something. hey faz, you’re such an ower. pay your debts bro!