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• Devil’s Ballsack

  so, its july 4, or whatever. instead of having a nice, ch-r-ographed fireworks display, you take all of the fireworks and throw them into a raging bonfire all at once, and start running. this is the devil’s b-llsack. running through the forest dodging flaming b-lls, explosions, jets of fire, etc., it would be appropriate to […]

• bcl

  other known as “black c-ck lover” usually when white girls favor black boys more and often are s-xually involved with them. and like to suck their c-cks. dude, there goes the bcl’s. british columbia liquor stores are known as bcl’s for short. “where are you gunna pick up beer for tonight?” “the bcl on main” […]

• Les Meats

  translation: the meats yo, i’m gonna go get les meats “yo, im gonna go get the meat” used if you want to get some meat or to retrieve an object that isnt necesarily meat.

• drunk as a thousand Apaches

  extremely drunk and disorderly i saw mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand apaches

• Airi

  the s-xiest, most artistic woman in the world. her cutesy drawings are found all over bus stops and brings happiness to people. if you find her, you should make sure you never let her go. warning, don’t give her a stoge and she is wanted by the police for drawing in carls jr. guy 1: […]

• Chipon

  a pacifier or type of sucker used for babies. this is a slang term in quechua, a language native to the incas of south america. stefan needs his chipon so that he may sleep.

• Ginnifer

  the girl formally known as “jennifer”. she likes guys…alot…and guys like her!…she also secretly loves the s-xuality of teletubbies…

• tocame los huevos

  spanish spoken for teh usual says\ing that goes like “suck me b-lls, yo”. if u use it too much, you might just get it. finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny. indeed. no me toques los huevos, maricona. la proxima te los arranco. 1 more definition the translation for this is literally, you touch my […]

• floppy horse penis

  a simple form of greeting used between 2 men or a man to a woman. can also be used as an ice breaker. 1. man 1- good day sir man 2- and a floppy horse p-n-s to you too sir. 2. man- -grabs womans b–b- woman- and a flopppy horse p-n-s to you too sir […]

• Mcshlayhynglahyn

  the best word to name a child if you hate it a lot, and also possibly the most least viewed word on www.definithing.com exp: everyday mcshlayhynglahyn sits at lunch alone while other children throw smelly cabbage at him and continuously laugh at his ridiculous name.

• Project YGO

  a non-profit organization that is currently fan-dubbing the yu-gi-oh! series. features an excellent english voice cast, and leaves everything else from the original anime intact. project ygo is an excellent idea. the series needed it…badly.

• wazeman

  when you are normally a wasteyute but you travel. yo fam wazeman boutta reach be ready

• rocky johnson

  when a male nipple achieves peak performance and maximum hardness it’s so cold out here, i just popped a rocky johnson

• Lexie Manley

  the best girl in the world. she is a tumblr girl who twerks a lot, but has no b-tt. every guy loves her and wants to date her. she will usually date anyone. she is gorg, has amazing eyes, and goes through lots of phases. she is a gift from g-d. she is dirty minded, […]

• Daphnee

  a very good looking girl who is popular with everybody. shy at first, but fun and friendly once you get to know her. smart and intellegent, and enjoys company. good at anything she does, and talented in the arts that’s a real daphnee girl

• licking the grape

  a verb used for someone who performs an action that makes others uncomfortable. “dude, my grandpa started doing some innapropro dances at the family get-together yesterday. he was totally licking the grape.”

• Google’er

  a person who only uses google as their search engine. he is a major google’er when it comes to getting information on the internet.

• sandwich skate

  the state where the ‘guts’ of a sandwich, (sub, hamburger, etc) insist on oozing out one side after or during the ‘bite-down’; because of too much mayo, goo, etc… an extra hand is need to ‘arrest’ the movement before the ‘filling’ flops on terra firma. (or your f-cking lap!!) bib wearing time!! i was distracted […]

• flyman

  fly-man to become or be half man and/or contain male like features with wing’s located from spinal cord. 1.watch this pal, im a flyman. 2.that foo just f-xin turned into tha flyman. 3.who is flyman? he’s the kewlest hacka of em all, tru!

• Jalayna

  an afrocentric, dark-skinned black girl with voluptuous hips and/or booty and full lips. usually wears hair natural or in braids, very down to earth, loves indie music, surrounds herself with gay white guys. she’s the image you see when you think of mother nature. claims to be a faithful vegetarian, but secretly desires chitterlings and […]

• Ariba

  a s-xy person of persian descent. boy #1: is that ariba? boy #2: i’d f-ck that. a sudden and whimsical feeling. i’m feeling a little ariba-esque today.

• Sox18

  one who leans toward h-m-s-xual tendencies; attraction to fourty year old men in speedos that guy likes looking at sox18. that guy is such a sox18.

• tammauld

  it was in a game grumps animated so i thought is was funny if you don’t finish this work were all gonna get tammauld

• oi get out

  when you try to walk into a cl-ssroom or house but you have no permission from the cl-ssroom owner or house owner “oi sir i’m coming in” “oi get out”

• abductable

  when a woman is so attractive that you’d consider risking prison time for kidnapping her. ken: did you see that new girl at work today? she’s so fine i almost threw her into my trunk! mike: oh my god i know! that girl is so abductable!

• Bromathy

  this is a form of sympathy which can only be elicited from or received voluntarily from a bro. this sympathy, whether solicited or offered freely is always in connection with you or one of your bros being unwillingly dragged to some “chick event”. while unwillingly sitting in a kenny g concert because your gf insisted […]

• sicnasty

  something crazy, awsome, unpredictable, unimaginable, the best ever. this girl walked by, and i turned around and she had a sicnasty behind. meaning sic as in rad or awsome nasty meaning the same, so sic-nasty awsome! ok so lets say ur friend just told u she bought tikets for this rad concert u wanted to […]

• droppin teez

  selling cocaine i’ll be droppin t–z tomorrow

• dirtroad hitchhiker

  1. when someone sticks their thumb up their own -ss or someone else’s -ss. 2. to sit on one’s thumb i walked into my apartment the other day and caught my roommates performing dirtroad hitchhikers on eachother.

• hauj

  an annoying person that needs a d-ck in their mouth to stop talking. person 1: zane is so annoying. person 2: yeah, he’s such a hauj.

• Rally Karaoke Guy

  kevin millar, the red sox first baseman, as he has been called since the discovery of an embar-ssing high school video of him singing “born in the u.s.a.” by bruce springsteen. the video has been played late in close games on fenway park’s video boards to spur on red sox rallies, like the rally monkey […]

• outbollocksed

  to have triumphed in a battle that was reduced to matter of testicular fort-tude. to produce a b-ll-ck of greater volume when confronted with an adversary of supposed superior masculinity. while it is mainly used to describe events occurring in a sporting field of play, it would not be out of place when describing events […]

• fudge walrus

  the popular all kaukasian rap group. man 1: “did you catch fudge walrus yesterday their set was incredible.” man 2: “nah i was cleaning my -ss out but i wish i could have seen it.”

• jafum

  just another f-cking underwear model. sche’s jafum (just another f-cking underwear model).

• mani-roll

  to trick someone into watching barry manilow sing rick astley’s “never gonna give you up” i tried to mani-roll my aunt betty, but she loves barry, so it wasn’t much of a joke.

• testudophile

  \ test-oo-doe-file \ , noun, adjective; 1. turtle-lover 2. anyone who expresses explicit interest in turtles 3. a person who is s-xually attracted to turtles see testudos-xual psychology teacher: in this clip we will see an instance of an individual expressing traits of a testudophile. (shows youtube video) reporter: what do you think? testudophile kid: […]

• Aladdin Package Rub

  when a guy stares at a chick, rubs his package, and shouts, “rub my package and i’ll grant you three wishes!!!” that chick was so hot, i had to give her an aladdin package rub.

• loopyness

  a wild, slightly crazy person oh what loopyness

• Fitching up

  comedy lingo: the act of revising a joke to make it more vulgar and offensive. usually involving the addition of rape, pedophelia, cancer, or any other generally offensive topic. i was fitching up my jokes for dirty joke night at the comedy zone. we brought new writers in because the script needs some fitching up. […]

• Hermonixier

  meaning human granted with demon power, they are granted with the ability to fuse thier souls with dead (ghost) elemental spirits and take the form of a monster after the fusion, giving them great powers. geonex geo = earth nex = hermonixier

• Kooz

  diry tw-t. usually used for women who have gone above and beyond to be a b-tch. koozen is the plural form it means many dirty tw-ts. a flock of koozen would conist of three of them, so if theres 15 koozen you can say theres 5 flocks of koozen which would also be a herd […]

• Cayleen

  cayleen’s are usually funny and very sweet. theyre extremely respectful, outgoing, and very selfless. a girl named cayleen looks out for her friends, and cares for all of them. she never fails to make someone smile when theyre down, especially her boyfriend~ shes one of the sweetest girls you’ll meet~~ person: hey, you know cayleen? […]

• hammerheaded slut

  there aren’t any definitions for hammerheaded sl-t yet. can you define it?

• a bit willy

  a phrase used to describe something that doesn’t quite meet your expectations. joe: “what did you think of the trip?” ross: “it was a bit w-lly”

• urwin

  a tall and incredibly handsome teenager, with an uncanny ability for both playing the guitar and pimping hoes. jeez have you seen jackie over there with that right “urwin”

• shitpipe warrior

  an -rs- bandit. a queer. one who likes it ‘up the chuff’ ‘what a t-t!’ ‘yeah…hes a right sh-tpipe warrior!’

• grumpmeister

  very cranky toddler who will not be calmed down. usually this behavior occurs when child is lacking in food, sleep or attention. why are you are being such a grumpmeister?

• Snake Rattle

  a specific method of giving a bl-wj-b. a snake rattle is performed by the performer using his/her tongue to shift the mosition of the p-n-s within his/her mouth, slapping it on the performer’s teeth. if done fast enough, a rattling sound & feeling is experienced. “that cindy’s tongue is f-cking amazing! her snake rattle sent […]

• crankwalk

  movement of the crank out of stock specifications. all cranks have l to r movement, to some extent, but an excessive lateral crank movement has bad reprocussions, such as h-tting/grinding/destroying the crank sensor. a “walking” crank necessitates an engine rebuild. any car can crankwalk, but mitsubishi eclipses, plymouth lasers, and eagle talons with a 7-bolt […]

• Skraype

  the act of masturbating while communicating to a significant other via webcam, usually, (but not exclusively) without prior consent. comes largely from deployed soldiers who have extended periods of absence from loved ones. “last night i totally skrayped the wife while chatting. she had no idea. i havent seen her in three weeks though!”