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• dede dede

  pr-nounced like stuttering, means person or persons of questionable intelligence “it’s really hard to drive around this town with all the dede dede’s on the road.”

• asian zing

  the point at which only one man has achieved through alcoholic intake. it is worse than buzzed, tipsy, drunk, wasted, and sh-t-faced…asian zing has only been achieved by edmundo, and will remain that way. “dude, did you see how asian-zing edmundo was last night?” “yeah man, he was yellin’ at us and sh-t.” “typical asian […]

• ObiWanKnowitall

  an insufferable know it all. duh. “well, thank you for that scintillating overexplanatio, obiw-nknowitall.”

• Flurked

  reaching high euphoria, extreme -rg-sm (super soaker style) yum. an incredible action or heroic experience. the past tense of ‘flurk’…as an adjective. trying to sign into the solaire as miiiir flurked. “yeah…basically he flurked me up” “he flurked me last night…it was incredible!” “that dj really flurked it up tonight….! wow”

• ronica

  (n): 1.the most coolest, radxcore-est, funniest girl. usually ronica’s hang out with girls named nancy, linh, jenny, meni, sh-lli, & jeanne. 2. hooker on harbor. dannngggg is that ronica?! she is sooo hardcore.

• bfttsab

  best friend to the sun and back best friendship you are my bfttsab

• Di’ck blizzard

  when you stick your male specimen into an ac unit (or freezer) and -j-c-l-t- on your partners face. after it was gettin hot and heavy i told ma gurl sherry to get her ski goggles ready bc i’m about to give ya a di’ck blizzard.

• backblogging

  when you haven’t been keeping up with your blogging for a while and then write a bunch of backdated posts to fill in the gap. i’ve been super busy since i got to lisbon, but i’ll be backblogging the past few months when things calm down and i have more time.

• shudly

  the female equivalent of studly annie your ichat pic is shudly.

• Rocfy

  a word used when you are p-ssed off at someone at the moment, but you still love them. i am so rocfy at you right now!

• Chizuka

  a chizuka is a super awesome amazing cool girl. she is super funny, cute, smart and always a joy to be around. she puts smiles on other people’s faces everywhere she goes. she has a big heart and especially loves animals, the outdoors and sweet white wines (wink). she’s an avid bubble bather, sledder (when […]

• Povilaitis

  a terminal s-xually transmitted disease. this infection causes a numbing sensation followed by occasional -rg-sms and mood swings, difficulty in bladder control, and lastly all of the blood in the body rushes to the genital area and clots. this causes cardiac arrest and is fatal. “you know that slu from last night?” “yeah dude” “she […]

• avyonah

  she’s very beautiful and sensitive. she can make your day and knows how to to make you smile. she has so many different feelings and never wants to be known as worthless. she is very caring and she makes friends easily. she’s the best friend you would want from the shows. like super awesome and […]

• playing the gook flute

  giving an asian man a bl-w j-b guy 1: did you hear emily was playing the gook flute guy 2: who’s guy 1: victor w-ng’s

• Ballsonya

  commonly mistaken for an italian dish, in actuallity it is the act of puting your b-lls on someones chin (or other body part.) would you like some b-llsonya?! really horrible lasagna. this sh-t aint food. its f-ckin b-llsonya!

• Computarted

  knowing, but not exactly knowing what the h-ll a computer does. believing you do, but no, you really just don’t. or, just not knowing what the h-ll a computer does, how it works. synonyms: poser. you’re so computarted. no, toast doesn’t come from a pci slot. and no, there aren’t any fatherboards.

• Bfield

  the shorter term for bergenfield. a small town in new jersey. next to teaneck, tenafly, new milford, and dumont. i walk in the streets of bfield, new jersey.

• Canine

  a tooth, your fang, bet you didnt know that…. oh no i just broke my canine tooth… in s&m it’s a practice in which the slave behaves as a dog: i.e. wears a collar and leash, eats and drinks from a bowl, crawls around on all fours, spends time in a kennel, etc. woof! master […]

• killin it

  1.to be doing something very good “john was killin it all day long in the compet-tion” 2. to do your own thing, in a sorta funny way 1. “john was killin it all day long in the compet-tion” 2. “max is killin it in his overalls” 6 more definitions did it very well, you were […]

• naidz

  a fat n-gg- who is just fat d-mn that guy is an naidz fat n-gg- who acts like a -ss quit being a naidz

• kyle wallace

  gets no dome. the true dip master. you know that guy who gets no dome? “yeah, kyle wallace.”

• towdickery

  the act of being a tow d-ck there is alot of towd-ckery going on here.

• bizniche

  a personalized business niche; a unique expression of your talent, your spirit, and your ideas, channeled into opportunities that create success. mind your own bizniche! (copyright 2002) mary n. squire, www.iuniverse.com /a way of saying b-tch\ suck it you bizniche!

• Brown Maui

  a bowel movement so large and unconsolidated that it fills up the bottom of a toilet and crests above the surface of the water, forming what appears to be an island. i shouldn’t have had that second burrito last night, this morning i left a brown maui at the hotel.

• blowjob in a parking lot

  the lowest of the low on the sk-nk rating scale. usually reseved to the attention starved stripper type with low self esteem that’s trying to get on every c-ck she sees not belonging to the disillusioned loser who thinks he’s actually dating her and actually thinks he is her boyfriend. man who the f-ck does […]

• beaneybaggins

  a s-xually tansmited disease that only extremely black people can attract the man had beaneybaggins

• Jap rap

  a song that is a combination rap or hip hop with j-panese pop. seen primarily in recent j-panese video games. the game “persona 3” has a soundtrack composed primarily of j-p rap.

• matey boy

  when speaking and you don’t know someones name in a sentence, you use matey or matey boy instead. “i spoke to whats his name, matey boy, earlier”

• fat whip

  this phrase basically means nice car. so if you are pushing a fat whip, means you are rollin’ in a hot ride me: yo jamal, wanna hit up da club in my new ride? jamal: yo, bredrin, you be pushin a fat whip me: seen

• Get’cha Bars Up

  i’ve seen it used to mean that a rapper needs to step his/her game up, or that someone plans to have s-x. strong arm steady; “no cash, no rims on yo brand new truck, ya need to listen to us an’ just get’cha bars up…” “yeah dog, imma get my bars up on jessica tonite!!!”

• Kasseem

  my brotha from anotha m-th-. h-llo my sista from anotha mista. a bad-ss balla who works like an ox and drives a vw like a champ. k-sseem is going to rock you if you can’t get your sh-t done.

• Asian Guy

  a man of east asian ancestral descent. they are often overlooked in favor of asian girls by h-rny douchebags. contrary to r-t-rded stereotypes, as long as you’re a good person, they generally make good friends/mates. most of them are used to h-rny douchebags trying to befriend them simply to date their sisters, so they will […]

• High school stereotypes

  browse a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z # new vote favorites shop english arabic azerbaijani bengali bulgarian chinese czech danish dutch english filipino french german greek hebrew hungarian indonesian italian j-panese korean norwegian polish portuguese […]

• Shoulder Friend

  a person you convey all your problems to who comforts you by providing a shoulder to cry on. man, everytime abbi has a fight with her boyfriend she runs to her shoulder friend todd.

• Cartini

  to have a c-cktail in one’s car on the way to a club. keith had a cartini while being driven to the club.

• The Driftwood Effect

  when a man starts spending less time with the bros: this is generally caused by his hope of “getting some” with his new girlfriend. mark: “hey man, have you seen john lately since he started dating that new chick?” paul: “no i haven’t… i think he may have become a victim of the driftwood effect.”

• squall leonheart

  the only emo worth bothering with. squall leonheart: “i don’t care about you, i have a sword with a f-cking gun attached.” the protagonist of the video game final fantasy viii. is especially noted for two things, namely, his “lone wolf” personality, and his unique weapon, the gunblade. he starts as a student of a […]

• Stroud

  strouding is when someones voice cracks so badly you want to cover your ears and jump into a bus. chris stroud is someone who cracks all the time. “dude i just had a horrible stroud in global honors” to take a violent p–p. i’ve gotta’ take a wicked stroud! a town in the middle of […]

• unfunable

  not being able to be funny, or not capable to make people laugh. dave is really unfunable !

• spitch

  anyone who stays indoors being entertained by some sort of electronic device (i.e. television, x box, ps3, youtube, flash games, gameboy, etc) instead of leaving the house for sports or friends. person a: hey invite john to come to the movie tonight person b: nah the guy’s a spitch, he’ll just stay at home person […]

• Aerotitis media

  temporary deafness and pain arising from traumatic inflammation of the middle ear, caused by a rapid change in barometric pressure, as a rise in ambient cabin pressure in an aircraft descending from high alt-tude for landing. aerot-tis media aer·o·ti·tis me·di·a (âr’ə-tī’tĭs mē’dē-ə) n. an acute or chronic traumatic inflammation of the middle ear caused by […]

• Hot dog and buns

  when a girl gives you food and s-x. she gives you the hot dog (food) and some buns (her body). jim: did i tell you? jenny invited me to her house the other night and cooked me dinner then seduced me. peter: d-mn dude, she gave you the hot dog and buns!

• -freak

  -freak combining word a devotee or enthusiast; addict; bug, buff, nut: plant freak/ radio freak/ p-rn-freak related terms acid freak, ecofreak, hard-road freak, jesus freaks, meth head, peek freak, speedfreak

• fopsie

  apparently, it is supposed to mean “foxie” in furry terminology. there is no known logic behind it other than metastasized stupidity. fennecbob: i’ve gotta be a goodfopsie and werk now

• coughter

  to laugh so much you go in to a coughing fit. could be brought on by laughing while drinking, or when you have a heavy cold billy told me the joke about the preist and the legless stripper, and i suffered a severe case of coughter. i inhaled half my drink. the process of coughing […]

• dakota alexander

  the s-xiest man alive 100% twisted steal and s-x apeal ~d-mn that dudes dakota alexander ~sh-t i wish i was him

• i love you so fucking much

  the hashtag #ilysfm means “i love you so f-cking much” ilysfm girlll as in the hashtag being i love you so f-cking much now you know what ilysfm means

• nerdluv

  a member of the nerd species who is still incredibly f-ckable, not in spite of their nerdy qualities, but because of them. oh my lord will you look at the nerdluv over there. she’s bangin womb.

• Flapjack Salad

  the act of excreting s-m-n on the pubic hairs of a female creating the image of a salad with dressing over top flapjacks (the v-g-n- lips) i totally railed this girl the other day and when i was done i was sure to give her a flapjack salad. yo baby you trying to get a […]

• Udy

  a kick–ss last name that involves people to actually know how to pr-nounce the name (you-dee). often mispr-nounced but is put up with because it is so common to mispr-nounce that little udy kid sure can put up with all those people saying his name wrong. a u-turn (pr-nounced you-dee) i missed the house so […]