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• Anti-Shi’ism

  prejudice and hatred toward the shia creed of islam, its tenets or its adherents, stemming from systematic and board hatred towards the faith and its people; acts depicting such hatred; propensity for such sentiments. • adjective: anti-shia (displaying, depicting or otherwise presenting anti-shi’ism in sentiment or action.) • noun: anti-shi’ism rising anti-shi’ism in pakistan has […]

• mariglade

  a. a cylindrical-shaped object used to pleasure one’s self s-xually. b. an object that resembles a phallus the two lesbians are going shopping for double-sided mariglades.

• groupchatter

  somebody who creates or joins random groups nahh i’m going to start blocking groupchatter accounts

• beatleology

  1. when you relate something in everyday life to the beatles through any known beatle fact out there. 2. the study of anything beatles 3. the name of the book that declares which beatle you are 1. ” life can be tough, but hey, its getting better all the time! tomorrow never knows, so look […]

• ScaryCongalines

  scarycongalines are the small pieces of sh-te tht hang from your -rs- p-b-s and dangle side to side wen you walk causeing a sort of conga dance in your pants. usualy happens when u forget to wipe or are in a hurry after dooing a nice crusty steaming sh-te. george-“oh no” frank-“whats up george, do […]

• Perv Node

  a place where perverts meet or come together. the college across the street can be a real perv node sometimes.

• and I’m the Pope

  used to show disbeliefe. john: dude, i had s-x with the hottest girl last night. jake: yea, and i’m the pope.

• dyslexified

  the act of transposing letters or numbers dude i tried to remember that chicks telephone number but somehow i must have dyslexified them. all i get now is a pizza joint. when a person mixes up the words in a sentence hardcore. “how dyslexified is that sentence?” original sentence: “entering data at the station with […]

• ightsch

  another way of saying ight. person 1: wanna hang out? person 2: ightsch. another way to say ight but with a german twist wanna go to the store? ightsch

• homocode

  a promotional gift or coupon code for gay shwag. steve compiled a list of h-m-codes from adamriley.com because he wanted to publish them to his friends.

• A.c.t.

  a.c.t. australian capital territory

• hanthorn

  verb, as in pulling a hanthorn. a move in beer pong in which a player utilizes his or her opponents groin as a “backboard” in order to sink the last cup. woah broheem, he totally hanthorned that last shot.

• Grand Theft Lotto

  a small branch of americo online that does nothing and is just there for the h-ll of it. and when gtl actually gets something done, it’s not usually noticed anyway. no, i didn’t say grand theft auto, i said grand theft lotto, you f-cktard.

• liife

  what happens before deeath. a totally kick-ss person. invented linux when he was a cyborg. lover to rbcp. “once liife talked to me. i almost melted” leader of the sc-m, high-toppers. all-around jack-ss, and good-for-nothing. exellent canidate for forced sterilization. i, as everyone, wish to destroy liife. some weirdo who hangs out on the pla […]

• popoentle

  popoentle’s are beautiful like everyone else. they care about people, to the point where they can get hurt themselves. they are very smart. they just become lazy at times to work hard. popoentle’s are very sensitive and can relate to many people. sometimes popoentle’s are very loud. but they love people a lot. popoentle’s also […]

• Opera Queens

  gang formed in southern illinois, colors red and gold, hard core h-m-s those opera queens where throwin some straight oq 60 sh-t!

• Baby Bulldozer

  1. a baby carriage that’s used aggressively by an individual who pushes other pedestrians aside or run them over. 2. an oversized baby carriage that takes up the entire width of the sidewalk. oh my god, that lady with the baby bulldozer almost ran over my foot!

• Sederick

  the whitest black man on earth. sederick, stop trying to rape me! as contridiction to the first definition this word/name could all so mean the most highest form of s-xy “you looked sederick with no cloths on!” sarah’s best buddy, who suffers delusions and dementia (he thinks he is the one) a rememdy to sederick’s […]

• Schlaum

  schlaum~ to be in a constant state of relaxation after having experienced a sustained period of activity or stress. a verb originating from ireland to describe a individual who is restless due to the after effects of alcohol and is now seeking peace by relaxing in bed or on a couch while occasionally making loud […]

• AC Surprise

  a person sh-ts inside an air conditioner as he or she is leaving a hotel. the next person to use it will no doubt put his or her face up to the air conditioner to get the full blast of coolness. instead, he or she will get the full blast of sh-tness. yo, that hotel […]

• sadari

  a strong independent women. not afraid to tell it how it is. all the guys swoon over her beauty. that girl sadari is so beautiful.

• hookulation

  a angler that yanks it to soon. typically happens with setting the hook on hollow belly frog fishing. these require a 2 or 3 count generally after the initial blowup before the yank to set the hooks. many a angler commits to soon hence premature hookulation. that was a blessing, cause had you been watching […]

• Hippo-fucker

  an insult used by those who believe “hypocrite” (hippo-cryte) to be insufficient in fully portraying the vile hypocrisy of a particular being. the phrase “go f-ck some hippos” may also be used to achieve a similar effect. a: dude, you should only love one girl in your life, that’s what true love is. b: …go […]

• wusstache

  (n.) a thin, undeveloped mustache, typically seen on p-b-scent boys or star wars fanatics that dude doesn’t have a mustache, he has a wusstache

• Kody Polzin

  the most amazing person you will ever meet, in your whole life time. kody polzin is the cutest, sweetest, funniest person. kody polzin will always make you smile and its so hard not to love him. he is the coolest guy, kody polzin is everything to me. kody polzin, one month together bub, i love […]

• nebil

  the most useless being on earth me: hey you have 2k friend: no.. me: your’re such a nebil

• honitor

  a h-rny elementry hall monitor, can be a boy or girl. when other children are being naughty he/she humps them till they say sorry. the little boy found the little girl being naughty and honitorized her. the little boy wanted to teach the little girl a lesson for being bad, she loved his tough manly […]

• gynafrimerican

  african-american female professional the gynafrimerican chief van buren refused to bow down to the internal affairs officers attempt to bully her. derived from 1994 law and order episode: competence. captain vanburen is referred to as a gyno-american and a african-american by an internal affairs officer claiming to be politically correct.

• nooche

  noun- 1. a combination of a nook and niche “some say ‘niche’ or ‘nook,’ i call it a ‘nooche.’” the red, itchy rash that appears upon one’s genetalia when one m-st-rb-t-s excessively. “these boxors are agitating my nooche.” “aw, man, i jerked off for 20 hours straight and nooche is klling me” “you are a […]

• Mall Monkeys

  the webcomic by eric drobile who kicks all -ss, as well as his award-winning funny -ss comic. hey f-ggots, go read mallmonkeys. you havent even been there! a variation of mall rat. also a hilarious and (sadly) dead webcomic it goes without saying. people who spend excessive amounts of time in the mall, often not […]

• Matster

  a nickname for someone called matt, matthew etc. matthew: hey mate! joey: what’s up, matster?

• coimin

  part of a creature kind of like a monkey, but resembles a cow. it makes sense, d-mn it.

• Joboy

  someone who is good at everything. literally everything. he is so “joboy” 🙂

• Homorifice

  an orfice, predominantly frequented by gay he took me back to see his h-m-rifice

• Dummy Van

  a full sized family van that town bosses stunt out and put on 22’s, dvd’s, candy paint, spinners,woofers, etc. we call it the “dummy van” because you can go pick up a van load of yo potnas and ride around all night in the van and go dumb!! we rode around in the dummy van […]

• jinkster

  scottish word used to encomp-ss the art of being a player, pimp & o.g all rolled into one. man, that guy jinkster just walks this land. he’s going snowbombing next year, he’s going to get so much -ss it’s not even fair. he can get totally mingbagged all night and be ready to get right […]

• woaherz

  an expression of excitement or disbelief that hottie is dating a scrub like you? woaherz!

• stressnoying

  that emotion one experiences when both stressed and annoyed. this often occurs when one is in conversation with a person who’s company one only pretends to enjoy. also, this feeling is often elicited when one is forced to sit in a 400 level college course with professors who are more than zany, and hair-brained. i […]

• vkz

  a d-ck, w-ng, p-n-s he slapped me in the face with his vkz!

• snowpidity

  a combination of snow and stupidity. dumb things people do when it snows. sledding into traffic, driving too fast (or too slow) for conditions and causing a wreck, naked snow angels, etc. “he drove with a fair amount of snowpidity”.

• file download

  when you need to hit the toilet most likely a big #2 tami: wow im stuffed! cant eat another bite.. gina: yea that was some good sushi tami: g, ill be back ive gotta go do a file download —-moments /mins later— tami returns. gina: so how’d it go? tami: lets order some more sushi!

• boyfu

  boyfu is another way to say boyfriend. friend: heyyy how are you and your boyfu? me:ohhh we are are doing good 🙂

• moist steamboat

  when you get busy in a confined sp-ce, with little to no ventilation. “man, f-cking in that small car was like a moist steamboat”

• GFILF

  meaning grand father i’d like to f-ck although he may be wrinkly, he is foxy, and he is a gfilf.

• Bob up

  the operational act of being one who acts like bob. comments are made; sarcasm ensues. bob: i’m not feeling well today. what should i do? tom: bob up, ole buddy. cause you’ll be d-mned if you don’t. bob: way to bob up, tom!

• bunnyrush

  when sitting behind someone at a traffic light, to jackrabbit start your car, severely compromising the personal sp-ce of the vehicle in front of you so i’m sitting at the light, guy behind me bunnyrushes, almost takes my f-ckin backseat with him!

• kebron

  usually a dark chocolate male who goes for the swedish and italians. your secrets are safe with him but he will always want to know everything from you. “what was daniel telling you earlier?” “come on bro stop being a kebron” buy the domain for your recipe vlog

• lamyaa

  a very hot a weird comp-ssionate girl, she will make many dirty jokes just to joke around, one with the guys denver: yo girl waz up maddie: nothing just netflix and chilling -wink- denver: lol your such a lamyaa

• Jizza

  j-zza is slang for the realest city in norway. j-zza is short for jessheim and is soon to be the capital of norway. yo dawg where u from? im straight outta j-zza son. to be fly, better than the rest, the best, cool, etc. your the man, you own the game. look at that j-zza […]

• fisting coffee

  a provocative way to get caffeine into one’s system, usually involving the thrusting of both fists aggressively and suddenly into a bag of coffee beans to begin the brewing process. joe enjoyed fisting coffee in the morning.