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• latarian

  seven year old hood-rats who steal their grandma’s car & go for joyrides. dang, that kid just pulled a ‘latarian’!! she stole her papa’s car & went teepeeing all over the hood! hoodrats who beat up their grandmas for chicken wings and go for joyrides with their friends who smoke cigarettes yo man u hear […]

• the thief of saint denis

  thierry henry. a term coined by legendary comentator george hamilton to describe the cheating french b-st-rd who robbed ireland of a place in the world cup by handling the ball leading to a goal during the qualifier at the stade de france, saint denis, paris the thief of saint denis rendered the entire world cup […]

• enorma pengar

  huge cash jason made an enorma pengar on tuesday.

• Writtang

  to be writen up by the police the police writtang me up last night.

• cut this bread

  make change yo i gotta cut this bread. can i get two fives and a ten?

• Gynorms

  a relatively thin girl with unusually large br–sts. eh man, that girl has some gynorms.

• Flophawk

  flophawk (n.) a fallen mohawk. when you’re just too lazy/broken to gel a mohawk up. you can tell he’s coming off a bender by his flophawk.

• Treacle Bee’s

  meaning: bee’s that have flown through treacle, inhibiting their ability to fly correctly. the bee’s will be sluggish and can be identified from a distance by their low pitched, crazy, buzzing sound. normal bee : zzzzzzzzzzzz treacle bee’s: eeeeyyyaaaaoooooouuuuuuuuuoughaaaa eeeeee aaaaa bbbbbbbooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa ( try to imagine the voice of ‘taz’ from the taz mania

• Ars nova

  the style of composition characteristic of the 14th century in france and italy. noun a style of music of the 14th century, characterized by great freedom and variety of rhythm and melody contrasted with the strictness of the music of the 13th century

• mongstrosity

  a fat, ugly person with downs syndrome that guy is a mongstrosity

• tamanna

  an indian name which means desire. a girl named tamanna (a.k.a tama) tends to be crazy and fun loving. never thinks about what she is doing. but poeple love to have her around. she could also be very moody at times and hypersensitive. but she is intelligent and attractive and s-xy (definitely not fat) tamanna […]

• hair fuck

  when a female lays her hair on the bed/couch, and lets the male hump it or jerk off with her hair. my girlfriend layed her gorgeous silky long hair on the bed and i f-cked the sh-t out of her hair, over and over and she let me c-m in her hair as many times […]

• bella kitson

  (sk-nk) hoe bella kitson is a (sk-nk) f-cks anyones boyfriend sk-nk

• Mornfternoon

  when you can’t be -rs-d to check if it is a.m or p.m but want to greet someone with something more interesting than “h-llo”. “h-llo ryan, how are you?” “mornfternoon matthew, i’m fine thanks. you?” “dafuq does mornfternoon mean?”

• chojo

  the softest sweetiest pureest boy you will ever meet girl a: o.m.g hes so cute!! girl b: guuuurl of course he is! he’s a chojo buy the domain for your art blog

• Pussly

  the act of being a p-ssy and or being affiliated with p-ssy things joe you’re being really pussly right now

• Eskimo Mudpie

  after a savage series of b-tt s-x with a fine female, simply pull your pants down to your ankles and drop a f-ckin huge sh-t on her chest, smear it in, then make her lick your hands and fingers clean dude, i just eskimo mudpied that b-tch.

• Rapesack

  noun – a place where one puts noobs and/or scrubs when you just wtf pwned them in an online game or some other compet-tive scenario. 1. we totally pwnt those newbs. put them in the rapesack! 2. get in the rapesack! 3. how does it feel to be in the rapesack.

• Shniff

  to make s-xual contact with a guy/girl in any way, shape, or form. we went to the strip club before work to get a shniff before work.

• complified

  something more complicated than a mostly unrelated thing. a brain is a more complified computer.

• a thousand years of death

  when you get down on your knees being your girl, put your hands together and extend your pointer and middle fingers on both hands and yell a thousand years of death then jam your fingers into her -sshole. guy: a thousand years of death girl: oh yeah babe that’s the spot buy the domain for […]

• NALB

  no alcohol left behind person one: hey bro, what are you doing? person 2: leaving. didn’t you you say you were ready to leave? person 1: yeah, but not until you finish that beer. nalb, bro!!!

• Stinky batcave

  a womans v-g-n- that smells like the inside of a batcave me: did you smell her stinky batcave?!?! jamey: no!!!, thanks for telling me not to put my mouth on that!!! me: haha

• YAGF

  yet another google fail google tried to update youtube, but now you can’t watch any videos until youtube is fixed. yagf your a good friend yagf to me.

• Snapigan

  when you turn on aeroplane mode to stop someone knowing you took a screenshot, on snapchat. derived from snap and shenanigan. person 1: omg shawn keeps sending me really hot snaps! but i don’t want him to know i screenshotted them! but i need to he’s just so amazeb-lls! person 2: omfg! he’s so cute! […]

• contracism

  when a person is given a treatment in his or her favor because of stereotypical attributes not necessarily merited. any seemingly racist remark or act that’s made by a person out of good will; innocent -ssumptions made because of race. a black president is given a longer grace period by his const-tuency than would a […]

• whats up bro

  bro is something you call a “mongrel” or a brother aka your friend… or your greatest enemy if you feel me. but a whatsup means what is new asking your friend/enemy what is new. if a friend, then you are actually asking “whats new” but if its an enemy this jargon is more or less […]

• Christian Bale Syndrome

  1)when someone looks exactly the same now as when they did when they were young or a child. 2)someone who does not seem to age (aka patrick swayze syndrome) “yo man, did you see john’s baby pictures?” “ya, he totally has christian bale syndrome!” other celebrities include doogie howser(nph), michael j fox, and patrick swayze.

• empelscrabulate

  (v.) to make sweet, triangular love to three out of the four teenage mutant ninja turtles during a storm of scrabble pieces. person 1: “want to go empelscrabulate in the sewers tonight–leonardo can’t come.” person 2: “only if the scrabble pieces don’t fall in my eye.”

• asian steak

  code name for doggystyle. man, i was so h-rny at the restaurant i had to tell her i wanted an asian steak.

• Yawning

  a way to conform yourself you are conformed =(

• moskovskaya

  smooth russian vodka. i don’t touch that absolut bullsh-t, i only drink moskovskaya or stoli.

• drysuit poser

  someone who thinks buying a drysuit makes them a good kayaker. the poser wears the drysuit on flatw-ter paddles when everyone else is in shorts and a t shirt. that drysuit poser can’t roll his kayak worth a d-mn.

• Yeahhh

  to respond to something sarcastically. stefanie: i am too fly. chris: yeahhh!

• refurberated

  refurberated means…. b-tt f-cked dude dan ostrich got refurberated!

• rettard

  a term originally established by taipan20. taipan20: you are rettard, obviusly

• Bed Friend

  a friend you get to have s-x with, a s-xual friend, bootiecall i’ll be your new bf, i make an awesome bed friend

• fag genie

  an overloaded h-m-, who tends to float around instead of walk. the captain of this blimp is a straight f-g genie.

• Slippery Queef

  someone that is a total tw-t waffle c-nt bucket. every time you see their face you just know their queefs are slippery sara: omg kate! that girl is such a slippery queef!! kate: yes! i just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat ##p-ssy #probablyloose #cannon #dumbb-tch #loves-n-lpleasure

• zbz

  f-cking awesome, shortening for russian zayebis’ (заебись) -how are you? -zbz or -how do i look? -zbz

• Cripalette

  a female member of the crip gang. cripalettes aint got love for die-‘rus. a female member of the crip gang. “call up some cripalettes, time to put in work.”

• lexapro

  a medication for major depression and generalized anxiety. derivative of prozac, but with a lot less of the adverse side-effects. “i was getting panic attacks all the time, so my shrink put me on lexapro.” lexapro (escitalopram) is an antidepressant drug from a cl-ss of drugs known as the selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor used to […]

• pluminessence

  the feeling you get when the universe rewards you for trying taking flight when i opened my inshervance letter i was overwhelmed by the sense of pluminessence

• gas my recent

  – spam my picture – go like and comment a lot bro have you seen my post? “no” whaaaaat go ‘gas my recent’ “aight bro i gotchu”

• hee jae

  the most beautiful persom in the world. people that have this name are said to ahieve a high position in society anf are known to be extremely talented in every category hee jae is the ceo of godly land

• mini jumbo

  jumbo, half-sized. often confused with medium. she was looking for very large noodles, but the jumbo ones were too large. that’s why she searched for the mini jumbo size.

• Phil Kessel

  a re-rack in the drinking game beirut, it is named after the hockey player phil kessel who plays for the boston bruins. it consist of four cups, three vertical and one cup horizontal to the middle cup. this is a reference to the fact that phil kessel has only one t-st-cl- after suffering testicular cancer. […]

• Digital Mourning

  the act of going through your hard drive and pulling together all of the photos of deceased loved one for archiving to a cd-r. this way they are preserved, in case your hard-drive follows them to the “other side” and you aren’t constantly reminded of them whenever your screen-saver comes on. this past weekend i […]

• optiposifaux

  the use of a positive term or expression before an insult. e.g. no offense, you can’t dance, sing, look good etc. – that’s such an optiposifaux

• boogaface

  someone who is acting like a booger. 1. you boogaface! 2. she is a boogaface 3. let’s go, boogaface! 4. boogaface uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu