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• GG and Gang

  rulers of wsu members of gg and gang: pandolfi liza dawn dawn dee dawn (aka cookie monster) barber magdalene (aka maggie aka kamanthe) lucy liu nancy pants honoree: bunifa “dammnnnn, look over there! it’s gg and gang!” “i wish i could be in gg and gang. they are so cool.”

• yattie

  a girl check dat yattie over der blood very attractive young woman look at that yattie walking down the street

• The Underground Sound

  (1) a newspaper created in a heroic effort to take over the world and set that sh-t free. composed of a staff of clever, witty, intellegent, and attractive high school students who are just p-wns in their super hot editor’s pathetic attempt to dictate society to a world similar to the pokemon mindset. this basically […]

• where there’s a willy there’s a way

  basically, if you really want something, you’ll get yer c-ck out and fight for it, man to man, woman to woman, smurf to smurf. ;d hai, i’m a virgin, and i need a way to unbecome one, oh just s-x me already? d: ”where there’s a w-lly there’s a way” ;d

• kohlton

  a retartarted person who is jakes b-tch and servant forever kohlton get over here and make me a f-cking sandwich you b-tch!

• Giaky

  a person most likely to slay and cut off the male shaft. no mercy will be held against the offenders. bro she will giaky you if you don’t listen to her.

• Aphephobia

  an extreme fear of being touched, which ranges from simply feeling uneasy when being touched to feeling a sharp pain simply by being brushed at. me and my friend are both aphephobic. we both have aphephobia. mine is way more severe than her’s, though. if you touch me, it feels like burning fire and i […]

• Golden sauna

  when the last person in the sauna takes a crafty p-ss into the water bucket ready for the next users, giving a very pungent aroma to clear the sinuses. take a wazz in the bucket old chap. andy really enjoys a golden sauna.

• Elwin’s Law

  as any form of interaction grows longer, the probability of the topic switching to internet memes approaches 1. “so, did you do anything yesterday evening?” “nothing special, went on a double date.” “double date all the way!” “elwin’s law all over again”

• pyromaniafevrya

  a disorder that makes it an impulse to kill pyromaniacs. a pyromaniafevrya . some common ways to become a pyromaniafevrya is to kill someone with a blowtorch a pyromaniafevrya would kill someone with a blowtorch for fun, then commit suicide

• traoloch

  he is down for anything. hi tray. hey traoloch, descrbe yourself in one word. traoloch; very smart.

• maternal

  for a long p-n-s wiener to insert in the v-g-n- to create a annoying -ss brat we are gunna maternal until we regret it 10 years later cause we done f-cked up.

• Going through the trash

  looking at emails that you’ve already discarded into the trash can. i thought i never recieved that email but after going through the trash i found i had actually deleted it by accident.

• Frosty Hair Choad

  a complete, and utterly disturbed individual. he is a crazy womanizing sk-nk -ss b-tch who is in complete denial about his s-xual orientation. if you would like a better definition, please watch i love you man. “you do not need to be splitting commission with that frosty hair choad”(www.imdb.com)

• sack of hack

  it comes from the game hacky sack. it basically is just another known term for the “hacky sack” i like your sack of hack cory!

• dad of boy

  the true name of the newest addition to the god of way game saga. this name has been invented by the youtuber jacksepticeeye. he created this new name with the absolute bad-ssery of the voice actor for kratos and his nonstop use of the name boy for the child he is taking care of throughout […]

• Facebook Cemetery

  an event in which a facebook news feed is crammed with r.i.p.s, usually after the immediate death of a celebrity. rip, roger ebert rest in peace roger rip roger ebert rip roger holy cr-p, roger ebert died! rip omg, it’s like a facebook cemetery in here.

• crogge smash

  when a big man named collin gets mad and smashes everything did you see him crogge smash

• chempiss

  (n): an abbreviation of “chemical p-ss”, usually used in reference to low-quality alcohol. ps: “steel reserve 211 is a good example of chemp-ss.” me: “chemp-ss, as in ‘chemical p-ss’?” ps: “yes, whiffs of chemicals at first (petrol?), but surprises with a nice p-ss mouthfeel. a slow suicide.” (n): an abbreviation of “chemical p-ss”, usually in […]

• Tingletons

  the jolly, tiny, invisible people who shake you when you get a funny tingling feeling. they also molest children under six whilst playing loud nursery rhymes. “oo-hoo-hoo! i just got a tingle from the tingletons! how fun! also, please lock the door to jonny’s room a-sap.”

• party chick voice

  the voice that chick has after a hard night of raving. its raspy and lets dudes know shes down for a good time. met this chick at the mall today and she had that avril lavine party chick voice

• Dantric Sex

  a s-xual position created by “the dan” in which one man penetrates two women’s v-g-n-s, one with his p-n-s and one with his t-st-cl-s. the women are upside down facing each other creating an “a” frame. their hips are tilted toward each other so the man can straddle the combined -sses and penetrate both. very […]

• unload the toad

  when someone unload’s tahm kench in league of legends. “i have unload the toad!!”

• intercoarse

  abrasive s-xual activity. “man, f-cking that sandpaper was some serious interco-rs-!”

• spank material

  n. anything created for the express purpose of causing s-xual arousal in men; including, but not limited to p-rnography. this can include forms of fan service. from the alternate definition of spank meaning ‘to m-st-rb-t-‘. guys keep saying this movie is good, but it’s really just spank material.

• Academy of Saint Elizabeth

  people who are reading this entry should know a few facts: 1) the academy is a great school. the teachers are nice, as are the students. i have tons of friends from all different walks of life. 2) a school does not make a person — people make the school. when you attend st. e’s, […]

• green dick slaminitus

  whan you get something from a girl but you don’t know what. the only thing you do know is it’s bad. dude you just smashed?! you got the green d-ck slaminitus!!

• stonky plonky

  someone whos -sshole is brown and rotton and has mould growing on it. bradley and becky have stonky plonkys

• chill blinton

  the most legendary walk the earth. has a m-ssive c-ck from 12 to 99 feet. is the smartest and sweetest man alive. was killed by 2 eagles f-cking on a rihno driving a jet ski on fire on land that n-gg-r is a real chill blinton

• sunni slammer

  when you throw a hijab over a woman’s head and f-ck her from behind. man 1: hey man, did you get any action last night? man 2: yeah dude, i sn-tched some drunk girl off the street, took her home, and gave her the sunni slammer.

• Santaro

  a guy with a thick d-ck veryy amazing in bed he will rock your world will fall in love with very quikly sometimes very sweet but h-ss his moments dont f-ck with him or he will punch ya lights out very amazing body and has tons of swagg and loves having s-x hate girls with […]

• MSAV

  msav stands for “mean streets of aliso viejo”. it originated by sarah stewart-bussey as a joke and has continued thus-forth through aliso viejo by dominic gutierrez. although a joke, aliso viejo has experienced crimes such as a armed theft auto on chickadee street, a women driving off the end off of chickadee street in a […]

• Sexual intercorce

  is when a boy sticks his d-ck into the girls v-g-n- “can i stick my d-ck in your v-g-n-“. or “can we have s-xual intercorce

• Pansy Slam

  putting an ecstasy pill on one’s p-n-s, then sodomizing another person. history: first performed by panzar szlamphen, a dj known as the finnish phenom. when it was discovored that inserting an ecstacy pill in one’s -n-s yielded heightened effects, panzer experimented with various methods of insertion. pansy slamming was his favorite. pansy slam me brutus! […]

• s a n t a sex

  s a n t a s-x is christmas s-x! usually after a christmas party night! kimberley did you have santa s-x after laurens christmas jumper party? h-ll yeah! me and niamh both did we told them s a n t a s-x! s-x at mine now then tomorrow away on to f-ck!! santa s-x 🎅

• if 2 vegans fight is it still beef

  yes but organic beef if 2 vegans fight is it still beef because it is just organic.

• beef-porkies

  favorite snack of tommy c-sswell, second to cheese-queefies. “i like, no, love beef-porkies so much i decided to post it on rohans wall, from his own account, i know crazy right!” “these cheese-queefies aren’t half as good as those beef-porkies i tells ya”

• boostrom

  genuinely a bad-ss, considering they’re of swedish descent. very lovable people, you can’t go wrong when your name is boostrom. any one lucky enough to have a boostrom should hold on tight and keep them forever. yeah… she’s a boostrom. the act of thinking you are a bad-ss, when clearly you are not. check out […]

• Mountain Gorilla

  often used to describe a girl (plain or muscular), whether ill tempered or mellow with abnormal superhuman strength that defies all sense of logic and reason. kagura is holding the scooter down, preventing gintoki to speed away. gintoki: shinpachi, you’ve suddenly got a lot heavier. kagura: i’ve never seen a grown man abandon a girl […]

• ephigan

  ephigan is the american version of the levianthan. but with m-ssive weapons and other artillery. that ephigan is enormous!

• Somparing

  a shipping from some anime/movie/game hardly earning any attention; run of the mill. also the progressive tense of ‘to sompar,’ which is the act of treading down murky waters or to involve yourself in a relationship that goes unnoticed to others. definition 1: example 1: “many middle school students sompar frequently, their relationships hardly going […]

• listen upa here aNAITAN

  if u are tying to tell someone something important you must say (especially if he is or posses a naitan) you say listen upa here anaitan in a slightly asian accent, but you must grunt the naitan. naitan: d00d h4l0 is t3h r0x0rz its b3tt3r th4n g34rs me: listen upa here anaitan, gears requires aim […]

• Stäncé Primo

  latin for “zero taste,” often used by middle-cl-ss “artsy” kids in reference to their vehicles which may or may not be giant piles of sh-t depending on which bong you smoked out of. check out mike’s bmw, it has no b-mper, a rusted to b-tch hood, and roof racks. that sh-t is stäncé primo!

• prince boy

  a male wearing a flamboyantly undersized outfit with numerous flamboyant accessories in a unabashed and somewhat c-cky manner. almost always accompanied by a stupid haircut and a strut. usually is a hipster. someone who mistakingly thinks they’re as cool as prince, creating a comic effect. jack: “do you want to go to that dance party […]

• Croissant

  a ‘croissant’ is to dry hump someone rapidly while constantly repeating the word ‘croissant’ with a french accent. just for fun. boy 1: hi! boy 2: jumps on boy 1 and dry humps him: croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant! boy 3, 4 and 5: rofl! (kwah-sahn) 1) a delightfully delicious flakey roll, with origins of […]

• Racial Brofiling

  when a bro -ssumes another bro will behave in a stereotypical way based on their ethnicity. black bro- hey man want to hear my new track. white bro- nah, i’m not a fan of rap music. black bro- it’s cl-ssical music. fool don’t be racial brofiling me.

• meat sprinkler

  referring to either male or female genitalia that emits fluid from it typically in a squirting fashion. she/he sucked on my meat sprinkler until it was able to water the gr-ss. or my meat sprinkler was rubbed until it squirted all over the place.

• hagged over

  after a night of drinking, you wake up to find the girl you’ve been with all night lies next to you in bed, but instead of being the beauty you’d imagined her to be the in yester-night, she now turns out to be completely hagged over. …and then she turns around and oh my god […]

• boob purse

  use of b–bs (preferably > size c) as a convenient storage place. “babe, i just made a pen disappear in my b–bs — it’s a b–b purse!” or “one time i lost a cocoa puff in my b–b purse through 2 changes of bras.”

• crotch fleas

  pubic or crab louse aka crabs. also know as public lice. they’re parasitic insects that infect one’s genitals. yo, i banged this one chick and she gave me crotch fleas. my nuts are so itchy from these crotch fleas!