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• Composite Factorization

  an unexplained part of math that when asked of its existence is answered with another question from my obviously puzzled teacher who has no preference to my curiosity than to strike it down as irrelevant in an extremely question pr-ne subject which i find precisley specified as the term ‘very gay’. teacher: so, you find […]

• jesperm

  giving casually sperm to someone jesperm, fool! he just jesperm me.

• ainisses

  ainisses is the malay term of perfection. someone who is an ainisses listens to all genre of songs but prefer cl-ssical songs more. i know she is an ainisses as soon as she shares her playlist.

• honeycutt hoe

  a hoe that thinks they are better than everyone else at everything, but doesn’t realize how c-cky and stubborn they are. keisha: d-mn ever since sarah got with johnny she’s been one honeycutt hoe!

• test drive unlimited

  a great game, with awesome graphics, cool rides, but with hoorrible music!!! if u have the ps2 version then u r f-cked up n-gg-!! guy 1: yo did u play test drive unlimited? guy 2: yea i have that game, and the music sucks!! guy 1: but u can use custom soundtracks guy 2: i […]

• Magic Phone

  a magic phone is any smart phone that is capable of answering questions. hey where’s the nearest place to buy beer? i dont know lemme look it up on the magic phone. what kind of animal is the most dangerous? magic phone!

• fudi

  indian slang for p-ssy. did you eat your mother’s fudi today?

• treadmill talk

  the effort of actions and identification of action items discussed during business meetings that can be strategically displaced using a collection of ‘good old boy’ ambiguous superfluous rhetoric. during our pipeline call, bill used a lot of treadmill talk to help take some of the heat off our region for not hitting our quarterly budget.

• Onward To Glory

  a phrase used to convey an altruistic att-tude in light of impending doom, for the sake of necessity. a: i’m gonna talk to that girl, but i need you to be my wingman and distract her ugly friend. can you do it? b: i guess so, onward to glory.

• rob whitby

  a rob whitby (noun) is a term used to describe a highly h-m-s-xual being, whom cannot resist temptations of secreting saliva upon other lad’s faces. “yooo man a rob whitby came up to me and starting licking my face it was creeeeppyy”

• p-nus

  someone who doesn’t know how to spell “p-n-s” properly. the rash on my p-nus is gone. pimp n-gg-r unit, a name for a group of people who ball hard, get money and p-ssy amy: i just dumped brad pitt for a pnu!! steve: d-mn, i heard they make the bloodz look like b-tches… derived from […]

• Itafibun

  (ii-ta-fii-ban). an expression said in various raggae songs. itafibun…whoaoa…itafibun!!

• crispino

  a d-ckhead ;d oh, he’s a d-ckhead, he must be a crispino

• sluttual

  when a person is sl-tty and s-xual brittni looks sl-ttual in her fishnets.

• Jim Edmonds

  commonly recognized as the best centerfielder in baseball, plays for the saint louis cardinals. 8 time gold glover, career .294 batting average, hits for power and average, strikes out a lot, fast runner, likes to make dramatic catches all of the time, cool dude. holy cow jim edmonds just robbed a homer.

• VanMarter

  the definition of the alpha male, good looks, intelligence and big guns. did you see that guy next to arnold? he makes the oak look like a mouse, must be a vanmarter.

• Apprehensively

  uneasy or fearful about something that might happen: apprehensive for the safety of the mountain climbers. quick to learn or understand. perceptive; discerning (usually followed by of). historical examples but he used a match instead, while mrs. effingham watched him apprehensively. tutt and mr. tutt arthur train “i hope miss howes doesn’t forget,” she said […]

• unibrowlicious

  when someone has a major unibrow, but its not noticable from far away because they have blonde hair man, leland is cute from far away, but up close hes unibrowlicious

• face for radio

  1) one with commendable broadcasting abilities, yet an appearance of far lesser appreciation. 2) a polite and indirect way of saying ugly. wow, that was great, but you people have a face for radio. i know what, we’ll get two guys to mime to this music in the videos, and call it milli vanilli a […]

• Conservative Chav

  a conservative chav, also known as nashville chav, is a chav variant with blue jeans, any old t-shirt, a pair of tennie shoes, baseball cap, and may or may not ‘cross era dress’. some chavs may pick the 1980s style while others will pick the late 1990s. jackets can come in variety between leather jacket, […]

• Longfoot

  you know what they say about big feet…. whoa! look at that longfoot

• alanakai

  alanakai is a very rare name, and a very rare person. alanakai is a flower. it also means ocean flower or beginning of the ocean. alanakai is a very special girl. if you find her you should never let her go. most of the time she will have great hair, and she will be very […]

• Sausage Rocket

  the midnight flight between mcmurray and toronto, which is almost always full of guys. much like a sausage party. murray and bruce quite enjoyed taking the ol’ sausage rocket. a fast moving object fueled by sausages. boy oh boy! look at that sausage rocket go! he must have a tank full of sausages to be […]

• zenga

  zenga means u got a big c-ck. yo man dat n-gg- has a zenga. a common street name for the s-xually transmitted disease/infection medically known as “gingeritus” i was just diagnosed with zenga. i can’t believe i got zenga from him.

• fuckboom

  noun (1) an sizable -rg-smic -j-c-l-t–n resulting in a large mess of s-m-n covering a large area. exclaimation: a cross between “f-ck” and “kaboom.” origin: 1in the beginning there was student. and student said “let there be chemistry,” and there was chemistry. 2now the chemistry was answerless and without study, and the need to complete […]

• bodoged

  to make a highly unlikely hand on the river card of a texas hold ’em game to win a pot. usually this is a significant hand that gives one player a large amount of chips, while the other is left with very few chips. “bodog” is an online poker and gambling website and is known […]

• Air Dicking

  vi. doing tasks partially (lower part) or completely naked due to the high temperature. – what are you doing sweety? – not much honey, just reading the stream while air d-cking, is hot in here.

• Dharma and Greg

  one of the worst and yet mysteriously successful sitcoms ever. dharma and greg is rubbish.

• Pooteeta

  a word used from chicken little. usually meaning anything you want it to , you can use it whenever you dont want to say anything else. “yo man that girl is soo pooteeta” “pooteeta is great”

• Irish headphones

  when two irishmen insert their d-cks in your ears and c-m. they then later tell you that st. patty is in their s-m-n. i was so drunk last night that i let these guys give me irish headphones

• cunt punched

  an act where you or another b-tch gets punched with no regret in your tight v-g-n- my mom found out i was doing meth so she c-nt punched me really hard

• Hooscow

  jail, prison, slammer now, that joe’s out of the hooscow, the first thing he’s gonna do is find a woman jail the fuzz took me to the hooscow hooskow is originally the term for jail/ prison/lockup but me & the homies use it as for slang for cocaine. see also ; hoo-scowed! i have been […]

• swaggerz

  a.k.a. gay (in slovenian) don’t be such a swaggerz, you shiptar.

• space oats

  like oats, only in sp-ce. “sp-ce corn… sp-ce oats… sp-ce wheat…”

• vampiric irrigation

  when one’s -n-s becomes blocked with sh-t, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your -ss and so the sh-t simply falls out. shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it d-mn well did the job.

• dallas cowboys

  a team that loves to lose in the playoffs person #1: hey man, are the dallas cowboys playing today in the playoffs? person #2: who cares, they’ll find some way to lose it. founded in 1960, the experienced much success due to the longevity of excellent coach tom landry, who led the team from its […]

• negative karma SCUD

  a barrage of negative karma; scud = sucks cause you do rotarykid negative karma scuded jolly… because jolly is a tw-t

• maui mudslide

  sh-tting on a girls chest then f-cking her, so the sh-t slides down maui mudslides are nasty

• melon patch kids

  an ethnic version of cabbage patch kids. little black ragdolls. i guess we could buy little myshequa one of those melon patch kids for her birthday.

• Happitard

  a r-t-rd in a good mood. “that’s one happitard.”

• Spook tooth

  when teeth become stained purple, blue, or red from consuming colored alcholic beverages such as wine, grenadine, or blue curacao sharlene looks like a total babe tonight until she smies and that spook tooth creeps out.

• Gadmon

  gay cad combined with the name simon. sorta like pokemon. ‘gadmon! hows it goin’

• wtf charles

  wtf charles means the same thing as wtf ‘what the f-ck’. it’s from a voiced over x-men cartoon starring the juggernaut. it’s a scene where professor charles xavier is having an image in his head in which the juggernaut sees this and proceeds to say “wtf charles?!” to professor x. a friend and i altered […]

• blanta

  a black or african american santa figurine you would see in a store at christmas time look there’s blanta! i didn’t know santa was black… 1.) quite simply put: a black santa 2.) one of african american/black descent who throws on a red and white buckled suit, as a clever disguise to fool those around […]

• Punjabi Boy

  double entendre for: 1. a young male from greater punjab. 2. a purely p-ssive gay bottom; an exclusively receptive h-m-s-xual male. to be contrasted with ‘hindustani boy’ (a bis-xual bottom). in indian culture punjabi males are considered natural catamites as these ‘irishmen of india’ possess chubby bodies with attendant large b-ttocks, & small external genitalia. […]

• Fuagat

  when you know someone isn’t gay, but certain actions they do seem like they are. taylor: oh god, i hate that mark kid, he keeps bragging about how much s-x he’s had, i could’ve sworn he was gay! kyle: i know! what a fuagat.

• Stefan night out

  an exceptionally rowdy night of being highly inebriated, culminating in the loss of one’s eyebrows. hey man, what’s with you wearing sunnies inside? ” “had a stefan night out.

• solaiya

  solaiya can sometimes be a little rude, but she is a man attracter! with a s-xy booty and monkey like face. when it comes to her friends that’s all she really cares about, and she will always defend them at any cost. she thinks very highly about herself and is always on her phone especially […]

• soul green

  a bright green color like that seen in kente cloth “man, dig that soul green satin shirt on alonzo!”

• Clam Hunter

  the act of searching and looking for another mans girlfriend with the intent to steal her. that guy corndog is really acting like a clam hunter.