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• slapn

  the music you listen to makes the trunk of your car rattle a.k.a slap. man that sh-ts slapn yadidimean.

• neff

  a person with very few outstanding qualities. a person who completely blends in with his or her surroundings. a person who fits into no social cl-ss from dork to jock. wow, i didn’t even know that kid was in our cl-ss, and we sat next to eachother the entire year? what a neff. aka a […]

• Shit Sticker

  someone who hangs around you for too long and never goes away. quit hanging around me and go home, your such a sh-t sticker. after whiping your -ss after a m-ssive sh-t, you throw the sh-t stained toilet paper straight up, hitting the ceiling. it will cling to the ceiling for a while depending on […]

• chutter monkey

  a little b-tch that smells like cat sh-t this little chutter monkey needs to get the h-ll back

• krusticate

  verb- the act of lethargic and slobish behavior resulting in an unclean and hippie-ish appearance or state of being. usually developed over a series of lazy days. are you just gona sit around the house all day and krusticate!?

• Troy-Core

  troy-core was started in the late 1980s early 1990s by 4 friends who were close with the band dead end…it quickly spread and every hardcore/metal band that came out of troy ny was labeled troy-core- (example) dead end/final terror/ cranial abuse/ rude awakening / directattack /stigmata/harbinger/flat broke/politics of contraband/wartime manner/ burning human/ dying breed/ execution […]

• Seck As Show

  hockey term- referring to a good team, move, player or game (also used in many other situations) saying that the good move, play, or game was extraordinary and could quite possibly be seen in the show. aka the nhl. dude the verona hockey team is unreal they’re seck as show!! zac: did you see coles […]

• sBOOKs

  ‘sbooks’ stand for ‘electronic short books’. the ‘electronic short book’ is the digital short version online of the printed full version or the digital full version online, the ‘ebook’. alldayidreamaboutsoccer alldayidreamaboutsports for example the advert: see it! feel it! hear it! read it! sbooks online! by barbara gauss

• Disco Water

  water with mdma mixed in. “i downed some disco water with half a gram in it like 10 minutes ago and i’m coming up!” a drink. a shot of vodka with water as a mixer to make up the rest of the drink. ”im going out on the cheap tonight, drinking disco water”

• Wig Rock

  haircut. (both men and women) i just got my wig rocked at the barber shop, dawg!

• lolll

  its a higher degree of lol, instead of just saying lol whenever someone says something lolll is used when you genuinely laugh. a: run! she’s a ghost and a b-tch! b: lolll a version of “lol.” usually used when someone has no idea what to say, so they just go “lolll.” person #1: omfg i […]

• ii in malum rem

  latin for “go to the bad place”, which translates as “go to h-ll”. the romans considered it unlucky to name the bad place. ii in malum rem, you fracktard!

• Tube Job

  the act of giving one a bl-w j-b through a snorkel. it also commonly involves the wearing of scuba gear. chase: man, that hooker last night gave me a tube job, snorkel and all. thornton: word? chase: yeah, but the snorkel was a little too small a chafed my shaft.

• Unfuckwitable

  can not and/or will not be f-cked wit. wuzzup b-tches u can’t f-ck wid me, i’m unf-ckwitable the status where no one is able to f-ck with you. shawdy has a year until he retires. he just told the boss to go f-ck himself. that man is unf-ckwitable. to be unabled to f-cked with no […]

• booty payment

  to repay someone you owe money to by allowing and accepting that they sodomize you. i lost a bet to a fellow prisoners, but i was broke, so now i pay him back with small booty payments.

• swizzbeat

  sweet, cool, awesome, hip man this website is really swizzbeat; so much so i think i’m going to have to define swizzbeat for them. something that is legit and cool girl: man your hair is swizz beats guy: yeah it pretty good a new jersey rapper/producer who got his talent from cereal box. he always […]

• Scroberries

  a scroberry is when the female/male during intercourse, takes the scr-t-m of the male and blows a raspberry into it. making a silly sound. multiple ones in succession would be scroberries. noah did not like scroberries because they tickled, but she seemed to like it, so he went along with it.

• Borelut

  a b-tch, a wh-r-, and a sl-t combined. usually named courtney. most commonly known for stuffing their bras with toilet paper. also known for using b-tt pads. wears sl-tty bathing suits. usually having thunder thighs. if you encounter one, stay away. a courtney; borelut sl-t, b-tch, wh-r-, borelut!

• Milf Muffins

  tasty m-ffins made by bulman’s mum a.k.a milf! wow those milf m-ffins were peng!

• taco punishment

  when your taco (v-g-n-) isn’t quite as stuffed with meat (d-ck and/or color changing d-ld-) as it should be so you jam more in…even when the sh-ll is about to burst. dude, every night is taco night, i never fail to deliver the punishment…that is taco punishment…

• Sexaayy

  a pervy way of saying s-xy(usuall y when your having s-x). that prost-tute/b-tch was s-xaayy

• irish cowboy

  combination of a harlem hangover and clevland steamer while having a potato inserted in the -n-s i think i might be sick, i can’t breath and when i do it smells like sh-t and potatoes? nah, you were irish cowboyed last night.

• Gayani

  1. a gayani is a wonderful and extremely sweet person, very cute, intelligent, adventurous and pretty. cares a lot for other people, animals and babies with curly hair. 2. huggable. you’d rather hug a pineapple than that girl, she should be a bit more gayani!

• Cunny-quaffer

  a cunnilinguist who gobbles v-g-n-s so cavernous that they suck the air from the eaters lungs, hence requiring the taking of deep breaths before feeding. at the dog kennel, a tall, bearded, bald man – a known cunny-quaffer – stalked her, following her to her station wagon. could he smell her?

• Guermonprez

  a b-st-rdised french form of the english term “germ warfare” used to describe military action using biological weapons. “them folks might at some point have the capability to use weapons of m-ss destruction and guermonprez” – george w bush in justifying the 2003 genocide in iraq

• kingcornondacob

  the best most powerfull king ever. i am kingcornondacob im so powerfull and a strong individual, all the ladies love me. your powerless against me fool. i am a kingcornondacob meaning ill shrek you m8 if you eat corn. dont ever eat my children punk ill rek your face get shrekt m8. you are not […]

• LJBP

  acronym for “let jah be praised.” “uplift your consciousness and eternal soul with the gentle herbs of divine providence and give thanks and praise to the almighty, king of creation! ljbp!”

• Crotchy Button

  when you’re so scared or disgusted your d-ck hides itself by forming itself into an innie belly b-tton like transformation except it’s near your crotch. that p-rn i watched earlier scared my p-n-s so bad i have had a crotchy b-tton for a week now.

• Frankinsmegma

  the creamy white viscous substance that appears in the corners of barney frank’s mouth when he goes into a rant about the republicans. this is thought to be caused by gay s-x just before his show appearance. did you see the frankinsm-gm- that appeared on barney’s lips during his appearance on the no spin zone […]

• b currier

  a man with a voluptuous beard that enjoys craft beer, long walks on the beach, and pugs. good at recieving road head. f-ck you, b currier.

• dutch rowing team

  a version of the dutch rudder, but is done with a total of three gentleman. one sits in the midde and, while the others hold their erect genitalia, moves the others arms back and forth in a rowing type motion. why wasnt harvard at the charles regatta this year? they are starting their own dutch […]

• whine/11

  an example of whenever george w bush tries to push through another totalitarian policy onto the american people, citing 9/11 or the “terrorist threat” as the sole reason. “we must fight these terrorist killers.” the patriot act.

• Hobotastic

  of or realting to a hobo or b-m. can also be used to describe damaged or cheap things. if one admires hobos, it can also be used as praise. that windows 95 computer is so hobotastic.

• ogling her goodies

  checking her out “man, liss, everyone’s going to be ogling your goodies in that short skirt”

• Beenie Weenie

  a dance originating in louisiana. do the beenie weenie. when your p-n-s resembles that of a small bean “peter has a tiny beenie weenie”.

• Nora

  she is really beautiful and hot and has perfect black hair. she listens to rock, indie, alternative and tehno. she is a lazy one, but when it comes to revenge she definitely isn’t. she is really innocent but has bad habits. she is young and curvy. she is shy, but grows self confidence from a […]

• Amarise

  a beautiful girl who puts others before her. she may have what some people call an “att-tude” but shes really sweet and down to hearth on the inside. awe.. she’s such an amarise! #beautiful #nice #down to earth #amarise

• chocception

  that type of chocolate that is filled with more chocolate or similar candies (crushed oreo cookies in chocolate bars are common chocception) bella: “hey do you want to try some of this chocolate with smarties in it?” steph: “oh my god! it’s a chocception!” bella: “you are such a genius.”

• Moobahtwitch

  a word that means ugly person. deriven from seeing a fat old lady with a wolly jumper and buck teeth. deciding that she lookes somewhat between a cow, a sheep, and a rabbit. and that cows go moo, sheep go bah, and rabbits go twitch. so yeah …. moo bah twitch … moobahtwitch ‘g-d look […]

• Combo whore

  in unreal tournament series, a shock combo is a powerful but difficult attack that require extensive practice to became wieldy. the ‘combo wh-r-‘ is an award recived when a player score 15 kills in single match, using the shock combo. in unreal tournament 3 the award changed to the name ‘combo king’. a: wow! i […]

• coconut jiggle

  the female version of the rattlesnake wiggle: when a topless woman swings her chest back and forth in your face, causing both her breasticles to make smacking noises as they slap against your cheeks. his girlfriend gave him a coconut jiggle this morning after she got out of the shower.

• cole st. martin

  the biggest f-g ever, no friends d-mn, that cole st. martin likes it in the but. dude, that bar is for cole st. martin’s

• Garneth

  a person who is in the interwebs on various forums and games. he’s a complete douchebag because he is rude to people quite often, even though they did nothing wrong! liam: hey garneth what’s up? garneth: shut up r-t-rd liam: garneth stahp

• catasshat

  1. pejorative term for an online game player who derives significant personal self-worth from accomplishments in said games where such accomplishments result from other players’ inability to put in as much time or have the same opportunities. (see cat-ss for base definition) 2. pejorative label for an online gamer who has an unhealthy zest for […]

• YTL

  ytl or thatytlife is a collab channel on youtube made up of 6 boys. the current hosts in order of monday to sat-rday: will carmack, matthew devries, taylor baxter, jace peregord, peyton brown, and jack dodge. the collab channel was created in june of 2013 by mikey murphy who has since left the collab channel. […]

• Journeyroll

  similar to a rickroll, a journeyroll happens any time a dj, a cover band, jukebox or anyone at any time plays “don’t stop believing” by journey. this song is becoming more insidious and annoying a rickroll ever was or ever will be. “down at the pub last night some a-hole had to journeyroll us 3 […]

• Living in his mom basement

  worthless losers that live with their mother despite already growing up. he should stop living in his mom bas-m-nt while watching hardcore p-rn and smoking drugs while fapping all day.

• Pusseatme

  to eat one’s p-ssy p-ss-atme you fool!

• Isralian Sandblast

  to place a funnel down ones j-pseye and fill with sand. one will then -j-c-l-t- onto a girls (or boys) face causing their face to be sandblasted. let’s do the isralian sandblast

• Cubicle Abortion

  n. a firing, or purge (multiple-firings), at an office. the act of forcibly removing someone from his/her cubicle or office sp-ce. the third quarter report at brad’s company was terrible, and everyone is expecting a round of cubicle abortions.