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• bloodclawt

  jamaican curse word. originally taken from the blood cloths used by woman during their menstruation period. 1) p-ssyhole nuh get bloodclawt bright! 2) i neva f-ck nuh bloodclawt batty.

• hoochieboots

  a girl who usually dresses like a ho but instead took a day off to wear a hoody, sweatpants, and a pair of timberland’s. jenna, the school ho, wore a hoody, sweatpants, and a pair of timberland’s to school and everyone called her hoochieboots from that moment on.

• Blamoed

  to be dangerously intoxicated, often resulting in the loss of bodily functions and ability, such as the use of your legs or bladder. geting blamoed may also make you excessivly aggresive and annoying. ‘did you see frecklemancorkey lastnight?’ ‘no, what happend?’ ‘he got absolutly blamoed and started a fight with some chav’ ‘what happend?’ ‘he […]

• Samurism

  a metaphor without logic; often infused with graphic descriptions of taboo or unpleasant subjects. typically used during mid conversation, usually resulting in an uncomfortable silence whilst the conversation partic-p-nts attempt to comprehend what has been said. during a conversation between three or more people on the topic of religion, sam may suddenly say something like: […]

• shark repellent spray

  a shark repellent spray is a product used to drive sharks away from an area with the goal of reducing the possibility of shark attacks occurring. sharkdefense & sharktec (sharktecdefense.com)- are responsible for the only proven shark repellent spray products for consumers. swimmers use a shark repellent spray to drive off sharks in the surrounding […]

• penis waffle

  an absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. a term of annoyance or disgust. that guy ran the light on me, what a p-n-s waffle. a random word to shoutout in those awkward or silent moments -marriage troubles- husband: “you don’t f-ck no more, i should […]

• sline

  a vacuous person with no special education, skills, aspirations, or hope of acquiring same, generally construed as belonging to the lowest social cl-ss. i really had no idea what might be found outside the gates when they opened: mobs of jumped-up slines rushing in with pitchforks or molotovs. the angle at which a p-n-s sits […]

• Cheeky Sparrow

  a s-xual move where one person nose dives into another person’s -n-s julie: “hey britney, did you hear that jennifer gave mark a cheeky sparrow on thursday night?” britney: “jimmy fallon voice ew” a s-xual move where one person nose dives into another person’s -n-s julie: “hey britney, did you hear that jennifer gave mark […]

• swag reduction

  a medical procedure intended for reducing the levels of swag present in the patient. i hope they put me under for my swag reduction tomorrow, i can’t stand to seem them takin off my j’s! guy one: “i want to get a swag reduction” guy 2: “you can’t have too much swag!” guy 1: “all […]

• Ironic Failure

  when someone fails at something they are amazingly good at or when someone dies in a ironic way but funny at the same time. guy 1: did you know i pwn at gears with the chainsaw? guy 2: really lets play today. 3 hrs latr guy 2: d-mn, i thought you said you were good […]

• masculingerie

  mens, or “manly”, lingerie. guy: i don’t have any spandex or silk masculingerie, but i do have a pair of boxers with stewie’s face on them. girl: -drops her pants- #lingerie #underwear #boxers #briefs #boxer briefs #louie c. k.

• Nintendoom

  the ongoing idea that nintendo is soon going to fail in its marketing, sales, and/or other business practices, which will soon then follow the tracks of companies like sega, capcom, or atari. billy: gee wilickers bimmy, this new nintendo console sure is sh-tty. why didn’t they just use cds like everyone else? bimmy: how should […]

• minnesota mind fuck

  when something happens in the great north star state that is so incredibly awesome / disgusting / incredible that it leaves viewers speechless and expressionless dude i got totally minnesota mind f-cked last night when i saw ten chicks having an orgy on my front lawn

• Rhino-drunk

  the state of being so drunk that one might very well begin crawling on the floor. equally, if whilst crawling on the floor, it were suggested that you ought to play with a plastic rhinoceros, you wouldn’t be opposed to it. comparable to crunk, but referring to someone who is intoxicated to a greater extent. […]

• Badunkachest

  similar to badunkadunk, badunkachest is a term used to describe a female with a dynamite chest. whoa! did you check out that badunkachest on miriam?

• tuna cuter

  a p-ssy that smells like seaworld you have a tuna cuter, frabreeze that sh-t.

• mastersoning

  when you guzzle so much c-m that it seeps into your cervix, thus impregnating yourself. after mastersoning many men for many years, i finally got pregnant with a b-st-rd child

• Kabobulater

  a word to describe a part that you have no idea what it’s called or what you’re talking about. when asked why the palletizer was broke, tommy, not wanting to sound artistically illiterate, struggled for an answer then blurted out that the kabobulater was bad.

• Samolian Toothbrush

  a type of sleeping prank where you apply toothpast to your p-n-s and proceed to insert it into the sleeping victims oral cavity and vigorously clean their teeth. greg: dude george just fell asleep and his breath smells like b-tt juice. fred: give him a samolian toothbrush thatll teach him to listerine before p-ssing out!

• Fuckbaggery

  the act of any complete idiot that generally hinders, disturbs or ruins a normal person’s day. any act committed by a f-ckbag. there was a huge pile-up on the interstate casued by the f-ckbaggery of one driver.

• Germanation

  germanation is when you catch a german person masturbating and take him, whilst mid way through masturbation, to a dogs home and forced to relieve himself on the dogs face. i went germanating today or i do love germanation

• Jack Rabbit Surprise

  a jack rabbit surprise can only occurs under very special conditions. the male has to have the pelvic reciprocation speed of a cheetah. he also has to be hung like a baby chipmunk. to do the surprise a regular size condom must be worn. the jack rabbit happens when the condom is lost in the […]

• Bowlshit

  a cuss word used in the world of bowlers, often when a spare is missed or when somebody is telling an exaggerated bowling story. interchangeable with bullsh-t. person 1: so, i got a 7-10 split three times in one game the other day… person 2: oh, come on, you’re bowlsh-ttin’ me. 1) n. lies about […]

• Bong Island

  the largest island in the continental united states, located in new york (usually known as “long island”). simply put, a place where weed is probably the most accepted and only half-way decent form of entertainment cuz’ it’s so godd-mn boring here. smoke weed everyday. yo let’s h-t up bong island this weekend.

• snowcouching

  the practice of manipulating the channels of transportation afforded by a couch, snow (and/or ice) and a sloped surface. a one-way trip in the absence of a truck, van or other gas-powered hauling device. roommate 1: “bro, we snowcouched that sh-t all the way down 18th.” roommate 2: “snowcouching? is that why there’s no furniture […]

• Prostate Frosting

  c-m from a man’s -sshole. andrew m. loves to eat jordan w.’s prostate frosting.

• hard put

  difficult to do, formidable, not easy. mostly uk he’ll be hard put to get respect dressed like that.

• bob pic

  indian guys, who cant speak english, trying to get girls to send their b–bs inderbinder ” please send bob pic to me so i can jerking thx

• bassment

  a place where i spin and sh-t be shakin off tha shelf cuz my subz iz turned up. used to be a show on bet i spin da b-ssment

• Yukineko

  a brave and courageous warrior, excels in ranged combat. weak to bugards. joo see that yukineko get owned by that fradubio? a person who is dependent on others and is very weak while alone. the yukineko man had to ask for help from everyone because he needed help climbing the hill.

• running the town

  achieving a victory by a significant margin. emmalee: man, i’m beating you guys in this card game by like a hundred points. louis: yeah, you’re really running the town on all of us. 🙁

• twitterlicious

  anything so delicious that you are compelled to post a tweet and/or photo on twitter; it could be a person, food, or cleverly worded phrase. that girl is twitterlicious (said while taking a photo of a hot girl or hot guy); this bananas foster is twitterlicious (said while taking a photo of a flaming dessert)

• joseph sears school

  prison for prudes she hot but she goes to joseph sears school…

• hydrocodeine

  an ignorant term for hydrocodone/vicodin. hydrocodeine does not exist to my knowledge and if you hear someone talking about leaning on hydrocodeine they are an idiot. say dawg, you wanna lean on some hydrocodeine? you mean hydrocodone or codeine? hydrocodeine. (slap) dumb-ss, that sh-t don’t exist. hydrocodeine maybe confused with dihydrocodeine which is prescribed in […]

• Soulflower

  1. soulflower is someone of a beautiful spirit, peace of mind and is usually happy and embraces everyday life. 2. a hippie, or free spirit who is very optimistic and bliss of life. 3. someone who is usually into music, poetry and happiness. i saw a group of soulflowers outside today dancing to music and […]

• Kenward

  a word used to describe an intolerable male of moderately tall height with disgusting habits which include wearing fishnets and eating b-tt-paste. ashley: ew, that kid is such a kenward! katie: i know! i can’t stand him!

• the tigress

  a gay superhero who fights crime and looks like a gay tiger and he also rocks the mohawk….he has had epic battles with people such as dr.doom at universal studios like a character from marvel…only gayer and possibly a little fatter

• Man Boob Juice

  the lactation from a male with gynomastia or man b–bs homie got man b–b juice seepin’ thu his shirt. term used for mountain dew, since scientific studies show the high sugar content has been known to cause obesity in young people. i need some man b–b juice to go with that turkey hoagie.

• pot

  a term for mariujana of any sort. “let’s smoke some pot.” bud, cheeba, chronic, dagga, dak, dank, dope, doobage, draw, dro, electric puha, frodis, ganja, gr-ss, green, hash, hay, herb, indo, instaga, izm, kb (kind bud/killer bud), kind, leaf, mary jane, nugget, nug, pot, reefer, schwag (low quality), sensi, skunk, sticky-icky-icky, tea, tree, wacky tobacky, […]

• Groovity

  the force of funktraction between all b-sses in the universe, especially the funktraction of the earth’s b-ss for bodies near its surface. “the more remote the body the less the groovity”; “the groovitation between two bodies is proportional to the product of their b-sses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them”; […]

• reenita

  a really awesome preppy black girl, also known as an oreo who enjoys wooping -ss in guitar hero and eating tacos “dang, who is that girl in taco bell?” “awe that’s just a reenita.”

• Ammonia water

  (def 2). historical examples the ammonia water may be made of any strength by diluting if necessary. the boy mechanic, book 2 various the chalk is cheap and can be procured with the ammonia water. the boy mechanic, book 2 various the ammonia water furnishes large quant-ties of salts to be used, among other applications, […]

• ploppstuffalotstuff

  ploppin the big dungarrosky u usually do this wen having -n-l s-x and it usually comes out with a messy result last night i ploppstuffalotstuffed all over my bed

• Kilsdonk

  1. kick -ss now, take names later 2. originally von kilsdonk, the von was dropped when they came to america to avoid discrimination. now reveered and awed. 3. also referred to as {donkadonk}, killer or the donk, one of the coolest people you’ll ever come across. origin: dutch (in a bar, guy’s talking smack…) “time […]

• watab

  abbreviation for the phrase, “what a b-tch”. used specifically in instances where people are ultra sensitive to the word “b-tch”. friend: i only eat vegan, organic, non-gmo, gluten-free meat simulant. you: “watab” sensitive friend: “this is fine.”

• Spiderwalk

  a method of sliding and hammering-on frets commonly used by bring me the horizon kyle:did you hear that spiderwalk in pray for plagues? dylan: yeah dude! its sweet, i can already play it -plays it- kyle: oh, f-ck you dude.

• monkey fish

  “monkey fish”, the statement used when a person successfully lands a small goldfish cracker in-between a monkey’s -ss cheeks at a zoo. owen: yo bro, i’m finna monkey fish that ape. ralph: bro do it, no b-lls.

• snizzatch

  fat juicy p-ssy yo snizzatch is off da hook beatch

• Panzerknacker

  something so ridiculously stupid that it strikes fear into your heart. panzerknacker, the character in medal of honor

• Love jello

  (n.) a state of being joined in jiggly, physical love. you and katie are not love jello!