rapunzel
to hit someone over the head, or anywhere, with a frying pan, knocking them out
the first time her boyfriend hit her, she rapunzelled his -ss. he never beat her again.
a girl in her early teens who has a long blonde braid, esp. when viewed as the object of heteros-xual pedophiliac desire. see also: lolita
rapunzel, rapunzel, let down your golden hair.
before having intercourse with a woman, install a hook or loop on a wall where you will be having s-x. get her to agree to have s-x with you at this place.
during s-x, you should be on your back and she should be sitting up. pull her hair over the hook. rather than casual humping, you should use the hook as a pulley- yank down on her hair to lift her up, and then release to bring her back down.
this is easiest if the woman grows her hair out for a while first.
i love the way my b-tch screams when we rapunzel- f-ck.
when you take a cr-p that is so long that you can climb up to a tower.
phew, hey guys you need to come in here and see this. i just dropped a rapunzel. i am not talking 8 inches, 12 inches or 16 inches. this is a minimum 20 incher. who has a camera, this is a work of art.
someone who has a hairy -ss… i mean a real hairy -ss.
hey up there, hang your -ss out the window and ill climb up. i will save you!!!
when you’re doing a girl up the b-tt and you reach down and pluck an -sshair and yell “rapunzel!”
yo i was doin this girl up the -ss and i rapunzeled her -ss!
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