Raysexual
– noun, adverb, adjective
1. someone -like myself for example – who chooses to practice abstinence
2. the art of one named ray f-cking himself, and yet by not f-cking others somehow at the same time refrains from f-cking himself
3. the phase in which one with the name of ray (such as myself) decides he is going to be self-reproductive
4. one version of the popular game “hide-and-go-f-ck-yourself”
5. a term i made up because my name is ray and it’s funny, yet true
syn – as-xual, abstinent, self-reproductive
as of today, i have been single for 6 months… or as i like it to call it, rays-xual.
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