rock in your sock

when you’re sat there jerkin and it just doesn’t c*m.
demetrius: “hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the f*ck were you doing in there?!”
alejandro: “sorry dude, i just sat there with a rock in my sock.”
demetrius: “probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it’s my f*ck*ng bathroom you b*tch!”
alejandro: “nah man it’s cool, i splooged in there last week!”

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