when you’re sat there jerkin and it just doesn’t c*m.
demetrius: “hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the f*ck were you doing in there?!”
alejandro: “sorry dude, i just sat there with a rock in my sock.”
demetrius: “probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it’s my f*ck*ng bathroom you b*tch!”
alejandro: “nah man it’s cool, i splooged in there last week!”
- mrs. ward
a really selfish and stupid person who absolutely adores cheetah or zebra print wow! mrs. ward loves cheetah print
- pulling a walcutt
“pulling a walcutt” refers to an unintentionally self-degrading act through which the perpetrator can be described as a grade a b*tch. primarily used to depict the phenomenon where a person, usually a male, accidentally posts wildly inappropriate content to the wrong group chat and is then forced to live with the consequences. when dom posted […]
- comcast and coitus
the act of s*xual intercourse while having comcast on the tv in the background. boy: netflix and chill? girl: sorry, i only have cable. boy: how about comcast and coitus?
the extreme pleasure bae gets after initial penetration wow bae you really gave me a rockgasm last night. the estatic feelings one achieves when rock music and emotion intertwine resulting in extreme pleasure to the cerebrum and the genitalia holy sh*t i just got a huge rockgasm and wet myself listening to rns!!!! an *rg*sm […]