the act of s-xual intercourse while having comcast on the tv in the background.
boy: netflix and chill?
girl: sorry, i only have cable.
boy: how about comcast and coitus?
the extreme pleasure bae gets after initial penetration wow bae you really gave me a rockgasm last night. the estatic feelings one achieves when rock music and emotion intertwine resulting in extreme pleasure to the cerebrum and the genitalia holy sh-t i just got a huge rockgasm and wet myself listening to rns!!!! an -rg-sm […]
:: when you have a fear of b-tch-s or female dogs coming towards you or har-ssing you “katie are you ok?!” “yea but casey that girl is coming towards me you know i have b-tchphobia!”
- b*m spray
what happens after -n-l and you dont use a condom guy 1: “hey man did you and the dan get it on last night?” guy 2: “yeah dude i totally got b-m sprayed! it was awesome!”
- chocolate turtleneck
a bowel movement during -n-l intercourse that surrounds the inserted p-n-s in fecal mater. after six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend rick like a boss.
- the vajalien probe
the vajalien probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral s-x to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner’s v-lv-. the final result gives an appearance that they are being facef-cked by a monster from alien. man, i am never giving stephanie head again: she gave me […]